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When trying to lure young girls into a rape van, clear cheap liquor is the only way to go. But what if they only like the expensive shiz? Then what do you do?
When trying to lure young girls into a rape van, clear cheap liquor is the only way to go. But what if they only like the expensive shiz? Then what do you do?
That's not the type of girl I bring home to my rape van.
I like those things. Are you trying to lure 31 year old men to your Rape Machine?
When raping, I like to take the wait and see approach.
Sorry to be a buzzkill, I know this thread is awesome and hilarious. But can we use slightly more sensitive language? There really is nothing funny about rape.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
Black Dynamite
Showerless Shakedown Vendor THE Bongo Guy
When raping, I like to take the wait and see approach.
Sorry to be a buzzkill, I know this thread is awesome and hilarious. But can we use slightly more sensitive language? There really is nothing funny about rape.
I'm not sure if you're aware of how ridiculously contradictory your post was, so I'll give you a moment.
While I wait, I'm gonna start recruiting some sluts FRIENDLY PEOPLE FROM MY CHURCH that wanna come to my van orgy HANG OUT AND PARTAKE IN CONSENTUAL PARTYING SANS PENETRATION.
When trying to lure young girls into a rape van, clear cheap liquor is the only way to go. But what if they only like the expensive shiz? Then what do you do?
Find empty goose bottles and pour takka vodka in that shiz.
Sorry to be a buzzkill, I know this thread is awesome and hilarious. But can we use slightly more sensitive language? There really is nothing funny about rape.
I'm not sure if you're aware of how ridiculously contradictory your post was, so I'll give you a moment.
While I wait, I'm gonna start recruiting some sluts FRIENDLY PEOPLE FROM MY CHURCH that wanna come to my van orgy HANG OUT AND PARTAKE IN CONSENTUAL PARTYING SANS PENETRATION.
Fair enough I can see how you would think that. I wasn't intentionally contradictory. I meant "how awesome and hilarious this thread is to inforoo", but that was not clearly stated.
I still don't think being light about rape is funny, but I'll back out of this thread now.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
Black Dynamite
Showerless Shakedown Vendor THE Bongo Guy
I'm not sure if you're aware of how ridiculously contradictory your post was, so I'll give you a moment.
While I wait, I'm gonna start recruiting some sluts FRIENDLY PEOPLE FROM MY CHURCH that wanna come to my van orgy HANG OUT AND PARTAKE IN CONSENTUAL PARTYING SANS PENETRATION.
Fair enough I can see how you would think that. I wasn't intentionally contradictory. I meant "how awesome and hilarious this thread is to inforoo", but that was not clearly stated.
I still don't think being light about rape is funny, but I'll back out of this thread now.
Continue on......
With better context, your first post makes better sense now. I'm sorry if the discussion of something like this is offensive to you, but it is the theme of the entire thread. I can see how that would be a sensitive subject. Perhaps this stye of humor just isn't for you. Not everyone gets to chose when they are and aren't able to take something seriously. Hopefully there are no bad feelings.
Fair enough I can see how you would think that. I wasn't intentionally contradictory. I meant "how awesome and hilarious this thread is to inforoo", but that was not clearly stated.
I still don't think being light about rape is funny, but I'll back out of this thread now.
Continue on......
With better context, your first post makes better sense now. I'm sorry if the discussion of something like this is offensive to you, but it is the theme of the entire thread. I can see how that would be a sensitive subject. Perhaps this stye of humor just isn't for you. Not everyone gets to chose when they are and aren't able to take something seriously. Hopefully there are no bad feelings.
None whatsoever! I had purposely stayed out of this thread before, and I will continue to do so now! Happy Roo.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
Black Dynamite
Showerless Shakedown Vendor THE Bongo Guy
With better context, your first post makes better sense now. I'm sorry if the discussion of something like this is offensive to you, but it is the theme of the entire thread. I can see how that would be a sensitive subject. Perhaps this stye of humor just isn't for you. Not everyone gets to chose when they are and aren't able to take something seriously. Hopefully there are no bad feelings.
None whatsoever! I had purposely stayed out of this thread before, and I will continue to do so now! Happy Roo.
Ok now. Lets not take this thread too seriously and destroy the fun. What makes this one of the great threads of Inforoo is how it makes fun of the op's complete ignorance of rape culture. While some posters my dance the line of what's too far, the overall theme is pretty spot on. Just keep it light.
Post by monkybunney on Jan 27, 2014 20:19:24 GMT -5
This thread is like Moby Dick. I read it once from front to back, didn't skip a page. I'm never going to do that again, but I'm glad I did it at least once.
I have my own double D's that I'll be bringing to the party, thank you. They're like Nature's purse. I can fit all sorts of stuff up in there. you can keep the 3 inch peepee though.
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o'neil
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hey, I'm sure they are older and wiser now... and if they are heading to Coachella this year, they might just have a chance with these ladies (aka, crazykittensmile and mayonaise):
