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I don't think I've had a boring sex life and I am not ever interested in eating ass and I especially don't want to subject anyone else to eating my ass. I do not believe I would kiss someone who ate my ass until they have seen a dentist afterwards or chugged and swallowed a full bottle of Listerine.
With at least 4-5 girls I can explicitly recall situations where we are banging doggy, and the contact between my lower stomach / pubic area and her butt creates like a fucking repeated gust of air that shoots upwards and I can literally smell shit or fart or something over and over until I'm either about to pass out from holding my breath or I make an excuse to switch positions.
Also the first time I did anal I pulled out of a girls ass only to find shit all over the condom.
These experiences have left me unmotivated by all things anal. I've had other experiences that were ok, but idk. I'm happy with vagina. The excitement in my sex life has always been about location / setting / partner(s), not the hole.
You didn't have to go this far to try and convince us you don't have a boring sex life.
It didn't work.
Eat ass.
I laughed. Maybe my favorite post on the board ever.
On the flip side, I’m about 10 years overdue for a prostate exam. My doctor in New Orleans has large, dick-sized fingers and made me feel pain that didn’t translate into any mirage of pleasure. I’m not one to usually suggest it’s going to be a wild time getting your ass greased in a 60 degree doctors office and being told to bend over. No hate for anyone who might enjoy that experience. But it was traumatizing.
Yo why is ass eating called "tossing the salad?" I've never understood that terminology.
This is what Google came up with: It's also an old slang term many think started in prison which means to use ones lips and tongue to lick, suck and penetrate the anus of another. Sometimes salad dressing or syrup or jelly were used to mask the taste, giving rise to the term “toss my salad".
Am I on the list? I mean I just took but did it change?
i don’t think you were. But the link everyone is doing here is different than the test on the spreadsheet. LD linked the long test we all took in chat a few pages ago. (That’s why I had a 42.8 on the other and an 11 here. I didn’t just get super promiscuous, it’s just a different test.)
Also those are Florida jersey's but idk maybe that's part of the joke that I'm missing
Jeff Driskel played at LaTech and their uniforms look remarkably similar to Florida's, I thought the same thing when I saw the picture
Edit: he played for both, yeah these are probably Florida. Stripes on the shoulders are a bit different from LaTech's. Bet the OP did only half his research
