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let's just skip otter and rally the next batch of picks on the private forum
sorry friends. I passed out super early last night. I select Vanquishing One’s Enemies. They’ll be the preheadliner for The Friends We Made Along the Way.
did you miss this pick? I didn’t see it on the OP.
sorry friends. I passed out super early last night. I select Vanquishing One’s Enemies. They’ll be the preheadliner for The Friends We Made Along the Way.
did you miss this pick? I didn’t see it on the OP.
Sitting down in a crowded restaurant people watching. What’s that? Out of the corner of your eye you see Seth Rogan. You internally debate if you should go say hi to him or not. He is a celebrity after all and you don’t want to be annoying. But….. this could also be your chance to seduce him and become lovers. You think about how his skin would rub up against yours as he laughs at the absurdity of life. As you take a breath you inch closer to Seth, still wondering if you will even have the courage to let out a hello. Another inch. You’re getting closer and closer and closer. Enough to see some of his lustrous forehead sweat. Finally your right next to him, tap him on the shoulder. “H-h-h-hello, I l-loved you in that… one movie”. FUCK he probably thinks you’re stupid, and maybe you are. Seth turns around and gazes straight into your soul. You feel a calm warmth rush over you, like when gazelle prances around a field in the sunlight. TAKE ME SETH, you think. After a million year long year state he finally speaks, “howdy fan! Hauhauhau! Would you like to take a pic?” You agree. As your mom takes a picture of you two, you think about how your hand is just 6inch away from that sweet, sweet ginger ass. So close yet so far away. Once the picture is taken Seth walks away. As you watch those cheeks as he’s walking you think about what could have been. The celebrity parties, the romantic vacations, the pretending to get healthy every 2 years. As mom drives you home, you feel like the Hoover damn holding back your tears. You’ve never been so sad in your life. In pure depression, you eat some dinosaur tendies and go to bed.
