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I've been able to check in, but not respond since this thread has been created. I have personally only counted PIV in my number. Following along, I still don't think I'll ever count every blowjob I've given, but I could see potentially expanding my personal definition to include... the longer nights of intimate fun. Despite how I act and talk, I am definitely on the more conservative side when it comes to opening myself up to situations. In the past 10 years or so, I honestly rarely make out never mind take my clothes off without some feelings involved.
I just tried to make a list and I am 2 away from a new bracket. There is a good chance that I am forgetting 2 people, so I am going to go ahead and move my "vote."
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I sometimes think about the people I could have engaged with in highschool and my first 2 years of college. But those experiences shaped the person I am today, and I am definitely a stronger person because of it.
Those would be some fire engagements if you were able to circle back around with those people after ramping up the confidence. Not the same nerdy guy anymore!
When I moved back to Jacksonville and started working for the Jags I had quite a few run-ins with girls that would have never given me the time of day in High School. Amazing feeling... petty and surface level but its just undeniable. At one point I was already with Peyton and I literally told the former HS Cheerleader that she shouldn't have turned her nose up to me in HS. BANG! But it actually made no sense I didnt make any moves in high school.
Post by Jim Watson on Apr 13, 2022 13:14:39 GMT -5
I was trying to do some math and figure out inforoo's average body count, but I think we need more data for the 50+ers
For now, everyone in a range was assigned the middle of the range and I just used 70 for the average for 50+.
Right now we're looking at ~23 on average.
The top rung is moving it a lot though. If most of the 50+ers are close to 50, the average will come down and if they are mostly actually 100+, the average would go up. New poll for the 50+ club? 😂
Post by Jake Jortles on Apr 14, 2022 7:39:18 GMT -5
^^^ don’t let those spooky words bring you down people. If one can penetrate they should penetrate to make the list. Simple as that. Obviously not talking about lesbians or anyone who doesn’t have a functional dick in play.
^^^ don’t let those spooky words bring you down people. If one can penetrate they should penetrate to make the list. Simple as that. Obviously not talking about lesbians or anyone who doesn’t have a functional dick in play.
^^^ don’t let those spooky words bring you down people. If one can penetrate they should penetrate to make the list. Simple as that. Obviously not talking about lesbians or anyone who doesn’t have a functional dick in play.
Does it count if you pull out?
I think if it's for birth control purposes, yes. If not....yes anyway?
I'd have a theory, if you have a lower number of partners - you might count things like oral or mutual. For someone who has a much higher number - not so much.
im pretty sure most hetero people having "standard hetero" sex are not.
queer people where that's how they have sex (whether because female-female or someone with a trans partner who has body dysmorphia and doesn't want to do PIV)??? yes it should 110% count and no one should say otherwise.
i also think there's an argument for 69ing but i left out the one male identifying person with whom i did that and notttt intercourse, in that we could've opted to have PIV and didn't. also relevant that this was in HS at a time i considered myself a virgin (having not had intercourse yet), so to include it in my body count retroactively seemed a little odd.
but everyone gets to do what they want/count what they want! at the end of the day, not only have we established that body count numbers do not matter, additionally this poll's results do not matter. People's names arent even attached to their vote lol. So if someone wants to count something for themselves and it isn't how you'd define it? Prob not the hill the die on fighting it here
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
I'd have a theory, if you have a lower number of partners - you might count things like oral or mutual. For someone who has a much higher number - not so much.
Not that I really have anything to prove, here, but LOL.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
Post by jorgeandthekraken on Apr 14, 2022 8:57:15 GMT -5
Does anal sex count for heterosexual people? If so, why would that count, and not oral? Is the entire criteria that the hole in question is below the waistline? And if we're saying that counts for bisexual and gay men, but not for anyone else, there's the heteronormativity I was talking about - putting PiV sex on this pedestal that's entirely based on the fact that it's the biologically reproductive act.
What about something like prostate massage? And is it somehow different if that's accomplished with fingers, or a toy, or a strap-on?
I realize these questions are getting ridiculous, but that's kinda my point., There are so many different ways to engage in sexual activity. It just seems strange to me to so narrowly define it. But, as Katy Mae said, to each their own.
Why does anyone else care what someone counts as sex? It’s so intensely personal it’s bound to not have a clear definition.
Bc this is literally a poll about it? 🙄
sure but the tone of some people being like "WOW, really counting oral sex, huh?" without acknowledging that some gender configurations literally do count that as sex, but also there are other instances where people opt for that over intercourse that are 110% valid: i mentioned the body dysmorphia thing already but also, some sexual assault survivors are way more triggered by intercourse than other sexual acts, and so they tend to avoid PIV so as to not be re-traumatized.
just saying, there are lots of valid and real reasons that PIV isn't the only thing to "count," even among hetero-presenting partners.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
What about something like prostate massage? And is it somehow different if that's accomplished with fingers, or a toy, or a strap-on?
This is a good point. If my fingers are in your ass and it makes you cum (or not cum), we had sex.
Maybe TMI but who cares anymore, one of the absolute best sexual experiences I had involved zero PIV, just tons of mutual oral/fingering/kink play, and if I can’t count that as sex then 🤷🏻♀️
sure but the tone of some people being like "WOW, really counting oral sex, huh?" without acknowledging that some gender configurations literally do count that as sex, but also there are other instances where people opt for that over intercourse that are 110% valid: i mentioned the body dysmorphia thing already but also, some sexual assault survivors are way more triggered by intercourse than other sexual acts, and so they tend to avoid PIV so as to not be re-traumatized.
just saying, there are lots of valid and real reasons that PIV isn't the only thing to "count," even among hetero-presenting partners.
Yeah no one said WOW. I asked bc that would clearly change peoples votes. Y’all are getting too nitpicky. It’s not like we are going around telling people they’re wrong in how they have sex.
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
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