Is Ham a Snack?

Well THAT'S a euphemism garageland   

I hear they make a nice snack too.

Mods? More like Mids.

You are so ridiculous.

It's a snack. This is settled science.

Btw I definitely saw a ham roll on the table you leave food and water on when you go into the Auditori. Ham is a snack.

My status is a result of this thread.

My sister's friend worked at Winn Dixie and a lady tried to do this. The ham fell out and the lady confidently asked "who threw this ham at me?"

cream cheese is optional and encouraged!

I was watching Mad Men and Bobby (Don's son) was asking Don about his father.

"What did your daddy like to eat?"

Don takes a second to think.

"Ham."

😢 why

It's like the densest food.

I put that exact prompt into chatgpt

INT. KITCHEN - DAY

A man, TEDDY, is packing a cooler for Bonnaroo while his wife looks on.

WIFE: "Teddy, I'm serious. Don't bring a ham to Bonnaroo. It's going to be hot and gross, and we have no way to cook it."

TEDDY: "But I need my ham fix. It's my Bonnaroo tradition!"

WIFE: "Your tradition? We've never brought a ham to Bonnaroo before!"

TEDDY grins and tosses a whole ham into the cooler.

TEDDY: "Exactly. It's a new tradition!"

WIFE shakes her head and leaves the kitchen.

CUT TO:

EXT. BONNAROO CAMPGROUND - DAY

Teddy and his wife have set up their tent, and Teddy eagerly goes to grab a beer from the cooler.

WIFE: "Let me get that for you."

She opens the cooler and her eyes widen in horror as she sees the ham and a few shots of Fireball.

WIFE: "Teddy! I told you not to bring the ham!"

TEDDY: "Relax, it's just a little ham. We'll eat it cold."

WIFE: "Cold ham? Gross!"

TEDDY: "Don't knock it till you try it."

He hands her a slice of ham, and she reluctantly takes a bite.

WIFE: "Ugh, it's so salty!"

TEDDY: "I know, isn't it great?"

He takes a shot of Fireball and offers her one.

TEDDY: "Come on, loosen up! It's Bonnaroo!"

WIFE: "No thanks. I'll stick to beer."

TEDDY: "Suit yourself. More for me!"

He takes another shot and does a little dance.

WIFE: "You're ridiculous."

TEDDY: "I know. But at least we have ham!"

His wife rolls her eyes and takes a swig of her beer, realizing she's stuck with a cooler full of ham for the rest of the weekend.

Lol