Beverage Survivor Round 4

andrew cannot legally drink and therefore is shitting on drinks he can’t have

so no, he means the soda

I'm sorry, but if it's too get on the path to inebriation, I'm doing a shot

that’s fair but also i’m still saying beer is more acceptable to start the day than dr pepper

that's a perfectly good reason. 

Dr Pepper has caffeine in it. Duh.

and beer has alcohol in it

One of those is typically consumed in the morning.

So strong

okay

neither have i

i dont drink milk

I can’t wait for milk defenders to start using butter and ice cream as reasons it’s a good beverage

they already brought up ice cream a few pages back. that’s why i sparked the conversation about if we should be able to present other uses as reasons for it to advance

i call bullshit

Milk makes children start puberty too early.

So does porn