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Nothing like starting a monday with a cigarette in one hand 20 oz gravy in the other and some beck nicotine and gravy playing in a background
Sorry, not sure if you've kept up with the Last Chance Survivor threads, but gravy is officially over, now. Please prepare to hand in your gravy and have it exchanged for cheap beer.
Nothing like starting a monday with a cigarette in one hand 20 oz gravy in the other and some beck nicotine and gravy playing in a background
Sorry, not sure if you've kept up with the Last Chance Survivor threads, but gravy is officially over, now. Please prepare to hand in your gravy and have it exchanged for cheap beer.
Pages Spanned: 1-5 Insider: No Infinitypass: No Gravy: Yes Today's national drink: Mama Juana is the national drink of the Dominican Republic. It is a spiced alcoholic beverage made by infusing a mixture of rum, red wine, and honey with tree bark and herbs. The taste is similar to port wine and the color is a deep red. The specific herbs that make up Mamajuana were originally prepared as an herbal tea by the native Taíno; post-Columbus, alcohol was later added to the recipe. Who was voted off: Tea Quality of Read (0 - 10): 6
This man is out here shotgunning IPAs, just truly enjoying life
Path of Discussion:
murso gets mad at tea drinkers > are all craft beers IPAs? > No, but Siggy drinks sours on purpose, which, what? > murso agrees sours are gross, but prefers goses instead, which, what?? > Bing begins the campaign against mixed drinks. > LLL likes sour beers, which, wh-okay, I'm supposed to be neutral here. never mind > thebluebus went HAM on a bottle of sauvignon blanc on Wednesday > the tea discussion really ramps up > but jorge likes matcha? (Okay, I cannot be neutral here. I really like green tea but matcha sucks ass. I went to a cafe once that only served matcha products and it was maybe the single worst culinary experience of my life.) > Sweet tea gets thrown into the discussion > sang once again finds a way to blame northerners for this > but also he may have been singlehandedly keeping the sweet tea industry alive > abrakapokus begins a campaign against water > but not under Vieux's watch > sang gets called out for never drinking water > "cleatus vibes"? > is this going to be an anti-sang thread (like, more so than usual?) > people really like the way coffee tastes > yeah okay this is an anti-sang day > tristan tries to make it an anti-south day too > and the immature palate thing is still coming up too > JTR's pro-tea-in-all-its-form campaign has left me confused about how everyone actually feels about tea and sweet tea (this is not an opportunity to have another referendum on the matter. I do not care.) > Does it take a long time to make coffee or not? > legitimately I feel like I have gone on a journey reading all the nuances of esteban's feelings on various kinds of tea > postjack defends ice water > but will NOT defend cocaine in the hard drug survivor > esteban shotguns an IPA > should restaurants make sweet tea sweeter? > apparently you can't dissolve sugar into iced tea? ok > Tea goes out not with a bang, but with a whimper
July 22, 2022, 7:24 PM (Round 12 - we're going back in time!!!) Pages Spanned: 1-3 Insider: No Infinitypass: No Gravy: Yes Today's national drink: Byarozavik is the national drink of Belarus. It is a drink made from birch sap, achieving widespread popularity in the Soviet Union before undergoing a modern resurgence. Makers harvest the sap from birch trees once a year, from March to April. Tree damage from sap collection to make this drink led to a licensing system for the collection of sap, introduced in 2008. The sap contains many components including: sugars, fruit acids, potassium, calcium, phosphorus, magnesium, manganese, zinc, sodium, and iron. Unique elements include saponin, a nutrient that may help block cholesterol absorption. Who was voted off: Straight liquor Quality of Read (0 - 10): 5
Mixed drinks don’t bring a whole lot to the party here
Explains so much about you.
Path of Discussion:
DMS says mixed drinks don't bring a whole lot to the party but he hasn't met my former boss, who unexpectedly once enlivened a relatively drab work party by inexplicably bringing Moscow Mules > but I think he might be onto something about the hating the mixers bit > NothingButFlowers has a good cocktail > jpbrez posted a gif that I thought was going to be the length of the Björk/P. Diddy gif but mercifully wasn't > "The vag is a great and powerful thing except when used to describe an individual’s drinking preferences." > to clarify, sang is not a teenager > happy early birthday, postgravy > beer before liquor, never snicker (as in this discussion is very boring. I'm not laughing) > pablo stirs the pot a bit by saying no one drinks wine here > But Inforoo makes it clear: we only drink *shitty* wine, thank you. > I really did not think that Vagisil post was going to be acknowledged twice but it was so I guess I have to point out it exists. > pro- and anti-tea voters start to make their case > there was a lot of bourbon talk in this thread and to be honest I don't know anything about bourbon so I mostly ignored it > murso may have briefly insinuated he drinks Old Fashioneds with milk?? > problem dog, as usual, hates everyone
July 22, 2022, 8:36 PM (Round 11, originally on 7/19)
Pages Spanned: 1-3 Insider: No Infinitypass: No Gravy: Yes Today's national drink: Zrig, or camel milk, is the national drink of Mauritania. Who was voted off: If you're from the Midwest, pop; if you're on the east coast, soda; if you handle snakes, coke Quality of Read (0 - 10): 2
Druid doesn't understand Bepis > People are upset lemonade has gone > But people love their freaking coffee!!! > bee piss > danbob crusades against soda > people LOVE their FREAKING coffee! > pEoPlE lOvE tHeIr FrEaKiNg CoFfEe!!!!! > people love their freaking water too > you know, people always say "ugh I hate people who make X their personality!!!!" but literally what are our personalities except for our hobbies and our traits. so at the end of the day who gives a shit if someone likes a good thing too much > hey, speaking of, snob survivor gets mentioned! (as you can tell I think snobbery, while maybe annoying, is good!) > a joke about getting waterboarded with Dasani > people get into the liquors they like > Jaz insinuates that straight liquor is homophobic, clearly unaware for how long RuPaul's Drag Race was sponsored by Absolut Vodka: Cocktails Perfected > esteban is a water snob > so is Vieux > > so is pablo > ok yeah you guys like water. whatever
Bonus: Had to make the dumb regional accent joke earlier, but in honor of pop getting voted off, here is what might be my single favorite YouTube video:
July 22, 2022, 8:56 PM (Round 10, originally on 7/18)
Pages Spanned: 1-3 Insider: No Infinitypass: No Gravy: Yes Today's national drink: Pisco sour is the national drink of Peru. The drink's name comes from pisco, a brandy which is its base liquor, and the cocktail term sour, in reference to sour citrus juice and sweetener components. The Peruvian pisco sour uses Peruvian pisco as the base liquor and adds freshly squeezed lemon juice, simple syrup, ice, egg white, and Angostura bitters. Other variants of the cocktail include those created with fruits like pineapple or plants such as coca leaves. Who was voted off: Lemonade Quality of Read (0 - 10): 3
Tittie-flask vodka at Newport is, of course, an exception.
Path of Discussion:
garageland, a fucking hick, will drink an Arnold Palmer if the occasion calls for it > Scoosh > ambassador of fun enjoys an eight-martini lunch > also postjack, in case you did not know, drinks gravy > okay people drink water. we fucking get it. we all need to hydrate to stay alive. fuck off > Vieux and pablo spar ofer iced tea > "Virtual signaling coke deniers" > Siggy calls us bitter. (true) > I know I'm not 100% caught up yet but how was there this big discussion about iced tea being cold or hot and nobody made a Goose joke?? (incredibly disappointed in postjack here especially) > launchpad hates(d?) water > problem dog defends corn > it took Obama getting elected for Vieux to finally drink a glass of water > MPG convinced people to go against lemonade (:\) > Chik Fil A got mentioned and miraculously a flame war did not break out > hey DMS also referenced Sophie! > Beyoncé's Lemonade > Raising Cane's did start a mild flame war though > murso's dad is a Victorian woman constantly getting vapors
Friday, July 22, 2022, 9:02 PM (Round 9, originally on 7/17)
Pages Spanned: 1-4 Insider: No Infinitypass: No Gravy: Yes Today's national drink: The Caesar is considered to be Canada's national drink. It is a cocktail that originated in Calgary. Similar to a Bloody Mary, it contains vodka, a blend of tomato juice, clam broth, hot sauce, and Worcestershire sauce, and is served with ice in a salt-rimmed glass, typically garnished with a stalk of celery and wedge of lime. What distinguishes the two is that only the Caesar contains clam broth. Who was voted off: Fruit juices Quality of Read (0 - 10): 6
This Bud's for...us? > Bing drinks cheap beer and nobody asked him what constitutes cheap beer in Belgium. So I will! What is cheap beer in Belgium? > ok pablo did sort of ask this question by asking Bing if he ever had a Natty Light lol > Teddy tells a gross story about triple sec > garageland hates beer snobs, and yet, somehow we still remain friends > hey at least LD made the FIDLAR reference > people hate beer snobs > beer snobbery is good but Danbob brings up the more important point that there is, for better or worse, very little steeze on Inforoo! (for the record, that's one torch I can't carry) > people get mad about coffee > thebluebus finally engages in some beer snobbery (thank god!) > Dick Yuengling lol > sorry, DMS, but I've been recapping this shit and fast food and breakfast survivor were both easily more deranged than this > Teddy and LLL question the lemonade fans > problem dog brings up Cookout > PEOPLE LOVE THEIR FREAKING COFFEE!!!!! > people talking shit about lemons but at my ~birthday dinner~ I ate a fried lemon and honestly that shit was tasty > murso accuses others of having scurvy > did anyone else know soda was bad for you? > hold on, davidbyrnesbutler pops caffeine pills?? legitimately never knew anyone who ever did that > than god this thread did not get double digit pages > coffee is an acquired taste (one which I have not acquired yet!) > postjack inadvertently disses gravy > Bing loves beer > jpbrez loves beer and coffee > tristan and Bing fight over Heineken > garageland tries to steal my thunder with this national drink shit > "Disgusting Meatball Sub" lol > jpbrez gets into coffee snobbery > as does jorge and garageland > JTR befriends Vieux's beer snob friend > murso eats literal shit > tristan is right tbh, a lot of beer in Europe sucks shit > "Deb U Tant" lol
Friday, July 22, 2022, 9:43 PM (Round 8, originally on 7/16)
Pages Spanned: 1-3 Insider: No Infinitypass: No Gravy: Yes Today's national drink: Cà phê đá, or iced coffee, is the national drink of Vietnam. At its simplest, cà phê đá is made using medium to coarse ground dark roast Vietnamese-grown coffee with a small metal Vietnamese drip filter (phin cà phê). After the hot water is added, the drip filter releases drops of hot coffee slowly into a cup. This finished cup of hot coffee is then quickly poured into a glass full of ice making the finished Vietnamese iced coffee. A popular way to drink Vietnamese coffee is cà phê sữa đá, which is Vietnamese iced coffee mixed with sweetened condensed milk. This is done by putting two to three teaspoons or more of sweetened condensed milk into the cup prior to the drip filter process. Who was voted off: Cheap beer, so what, fuck you Quality of Read (0 - 10): 5
I agree but how many of those are you taking really?
more than glasses of fucking milk
Path of Discussion:
pablo makes a good point: most cheap beer isn't *that* much cheaper. let's see if this inspires any debate! > LLL drinks a Miller > okay it didn't inspire any debate at all > sang boldly claims none of you drink fruit juice (check my breakfast plate bitch!) > "Fizzy-sweetums" lol > esteban shares multiple Sanford & Son clips > potentpotables does not find tea very potent or potable > maddog does shots > Bing learns the difference between liquor and liqueur (honestly it would've been kind of funny if liqueur was included in this survivor) > snowman's wife is NOT impressed with Miller > "poseur French" > JTR drinks bourbon > tranter comes for whiskey > guys being dudes > sang capitalizes brandy for some reason > pablo makes another good point: 4.8% simply is not enough
Friday, July 22, 2022, 9:43 PM (Round 7, originally on 7/15)
Pages Spanned: 1-4 Insider: No Infinitypass: No Gravy: Yes Today's national drink: Karewe is the national drink of Kiribati. It is a palm wine beverage made from "Toddy" (sap of certain coconut palms). It is said that "Every male child in Kiribati is expected to learn climbing and toddy cutting from very early age just as a female child is expected to learn cooking and weaving from very early age". It is known by various names in different regions and is common in various parts of Asia, Africa, the Caribbean, South America, and Micronesia. Karewe production by small landholders and individual farmers may promote conservation as palm trees become a source of regular household income that may economically be worth more than the value of timber sold. Who was voted off: Sports (huh huh haaaa) drinks Quality of Read (0 - 10): 7
jpbrez and Siggy sing the praises of fruit juice > pablo comes for OJ > oh wait I'm starting to remember some of the posts in this thread now (read: I'm still not watching that fucking orange juice video sang posted) > "high fucktose corn syrup" > jorge comes for sophistication > god everybody hates survivor so much. Stop participating! Stop whining! You ARE the problem! > danbob defends cheap beer > Jaz comes for that woman who ordered hot coffee > smoothies > bonzai drinks a pot of gravy > hey I recognize my own posts from this day! > I got colossally drunk this day because I snuck in a flask of vodka and mixed it with a lemonade packet. We should vote that shit out next > immature palates > oh I remember this debate about pulp in fruit juices. I did not care then, I do not care now (literally cannot think of a more boring debate than "is a hot dog a sandwich?". nobody fucking argues "is a ham sandwich a hot dog?" for good reason) > "boogie bitch" > I know murso beat me to it but my Pulp joke was funnier > sang wishes he drank more liquor (what's stopping you?) > browell mixes himself > postjack provides a helpful typology > which Bing does not approve of > hey there's me making another reference to not watching that stupid fucking orange juice video! > literally the only time I've ever seen Manzanita Sol is when it's being given away for free at food festivals and also here > people talking about Fanta commercials but nobody remembers the Orangina commercials with furries in them > I did legit lol @ WIPP's supa hot fire joke > for all the talk of how deranged or how unfair this survivor is, there hasn't been a whole lot of debate in over a week lol
