THOMAS IAN NICHOLAS (TIN) 2023

yes they are, absolute queens. and we've had way too many male TINs ever since i won in 2016, so.... i def back the Dolly nom.

my best friend is a huge carti fan and once he said "imagine how different things would have gone if carti auditioned for x factor in 2010" and i think about that a lot 

i had so many hugs saved up for you, and i just discarded them all in anger.

The Dolly hype is fake, I drafted a gay pride post bonnaroo country fest at the farm with Dolly Parton headlining and had zero support. 

dont u ever 

period

he carried 

Thanks for the nomination but I am admittedly perplexed. Me, benfox2, an award winner? This has not been so for many years. Infact, as I lay here in my wizened age of almost 21, I reflect upon an event in my past.

See, when I was about six years old, my father gave me an award, of which, like most little boys, I was extremely fond of. I went about bragging to everyone that came my way. One day, as I wandered around the garden amusing myself by postulating at mother's pea sticks, I found a beautiful, young English trophy case, of which my father was most proud. I tried the start of my speech on the few shining awards within the case and found myself sat there. As I talked and talked and talked, bragging of my grand deeds, the case shattered.

Some time after this, my father discovered what had happened to his favorite trophy case. He came into the house in great anger, and demanded to know who the mischievous person was who had hanged so much metaphorical dong on the poor case. Nobody could tell him anything about it. Just then I, with my measly little award, came into the room.

"Benfox2," my father said, "do you know who has killed my beautiful little trophy case yonder in the garden? I would not have taken five guineas(still, years later, I’m unclear what a Guinea is) for it!"

This was a hard question for me to answer, and for a moment I was staggered by it, but quickly recovering myself I cried, "I cannot tell a lie, father, you know I cannot tell a lie! My bragging was so impressive that the case shattered! I stole every trophy and am now king of all awards."

The anger died out of my father's face, and taking me tenderly in his arms, he said, "My son, that you should not be afraid to tell the truth is more to me than a thousand trophies! Yes, though they were blossomed with silver and had leaves of purest gold!"

After that day I lost interest in awards or trophies. I had won the thing I coveted most. My fathers love.

is that the story of someone who deserves to win inforoo TIN 2023? I’ll leave it up to the readers to decide.

pretty sure benfox2 is like a step son of Postjack, in the best way

Also I go into the studio for 3 hours and this is what happens?!

Fuck I'm gonna loose

I want us to tie so bad like your pfp is carti and mine is WLR (dolly Parton’s version) it’s only fair we do this together 

Make sure you know the lyrics to Vroom Vroom by Charli XCX