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Post by kingofcheezwiz on Feb 17, 2008 20:50:44 GMT -5
ideoteque said:
kingofcheezwiz said:
Yeah that doesn't sound like it would fly very well.
I think it has to do with the fact that I have really bad anxiety problems around the ladies. I over analyze everything, and it starts this nervousness in me, and then I just wind up saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. I'm sure it would be great comedic relief to someone not involved in the situation, because it just keeps getting worse and worse. Actually, I'm laughing my ass off at myself right now, thinking of some of the idiot mistakes I've made.
you sound dreamy.
I'm not that bad. One former female friend (how's that for some alliteration?) said the way I looked at someone when they spoke was like watching cogs move at a factory, then once I respond it was like a computer crashing. Maybe if girls weren't so confusing and mysterious all the fucking time, I wouldn't feel like I had to decipher what they're saying. I'm a pretty straight forward person normally, and I hate when people don't just get to the point. So ladies, being mysterious and stuff isn't attractive... stop, please!
Post by kingofcheezwiz on Feb 17, 2008 20:57:00 GMT -5
r006 said:
not when i'm expected to understand through the mystery
That's where I get the most miffed. When a girl just expects you to understand what they're talking about through metaphor and allusion. If I wanted metaphors and allusions, I'd read a fucking Hemingway novel, or continue writing mine.
Post by experiencehaze on Feb 17, 2008 21:26:19 GMT -5
cheezwiz, im just like you. and I only know that stuff because most of my friends are girls and are fairly open. But with girls I get too nervous and don't do anything.
I've only been with one girl and she was fucking FREAKY. I lost my virginity when her dad was sleeping about two feet from us.
"I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so fücking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here" -Radiohead
“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” -Benjamin Franklin
Post by fallenangel on Feb 17, 2008 21:30:09 GMT -5
experiencehaze said:
cheezwiz, im just like you. and I only know that stuff because most of my friends are girls and are fairly open. But with girls I get too nervous and don't do anything.
I've only been with one girl and she was quacking FREAKY. I lost my virginity when her dad was sleeping about two feet from us.
wow...i just can't seem to think of anything else to say to that...
oh and guys..not all girls are mysterious...you just need to find the ones that aren't...
There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard. No song that I could sing. But I can try for your heart Our dreams, and they are made out of real things Like a, shoebox of photographs With sepiatone loving Love is the answer
A little feeling in my gut that I get of late when I think about these cats running the world with hate
Post by kingofcheezwiz on Feb 17, 2008 21:30:11 GMT -5
experiencehaze said:
cheezwiz, im just like you. and I only know that stuff because most of my friends are girls and are fairly open. But with girls I get too nervous and don't do anything.
I've only been with one girl and she was quacking FREAKY. I lost my virginity when her dad was sleeping about two feet from us.
I'm glad I'm not the only awkward person here. Safety in numbers and sh!t. I have way more female friends than I do male friends, because I guess I just don't radiate sex from my aura or something. It really is annoying to constantly get the friend card, only to get the "I don't want to have sex yet" card from a girl you do manage to get past the friend part with.
cheezwiz, im just like you. and I only know that stuff because most of my friends are girls and are fairly open. But with girls I get too nervous and don't do anything.
I've only been with one girl and she was quacking FREAKY. I lost my virginity when her dad was sleeping about two feet from us.
thats possibly the hottest thing ive ever heard.
fyi, my gf of over 10 years is totally normal - no games, no drama, no bullshit. its really ideal...
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Post by kingofcheezwiz on Feb 17, 2008 21:30:57 GMT -5
fallenangel said:
experiencehaze said:
cheezwiz, im just like you. and I only know that stuff because most of my friends are girls and are fairly open. But with girls I get too nervous and don't do anything.
I've only been with one girl and she was quacking FREAKY. I lost my virginity when her dad was sleeping about two feet from us.
wow...i just can't seem to think of anything else to say to that...
oh and guys..not all girls are mysterious...you just need to find the ones that aren't...
All the ones in my town love their little mind games. This place is like a cesspool, though.
yea...see that gets me in trouble when i'm drunk or otherwise under the influence because i don't understand what they're talking about but i'm confused and think they are being "mysterious." so if any bonna-beauties talk to me and i seem really confused, well, that's why.
Post by kingofcheezwiz on Feb 17, 2008 21:35:34 GMT -5
I wish I could walk up to a female and say, "hello, I'd like to have sex with you," and not get slapped. I know that takes the "fun" out of it for some of you. But hey, the inevitable slap could be fun, too!
I wish I could walk up to a female and say, "hello, I'd like to have sex with you," and not get slapped. I know that takes the "fun" out of it for some of you. But hey, the inevitable slap could be fun, too!
do it at bonnaroo.
not in a fratboy doucebag kind of way, but in a "hi, i saw you standing there and you are the most beautiful girl ive seen at bonnaroo- if your not busy, maybe we can hook up?"
okay, scratch that last part.
in fact, its been so long - i have no idea how to "talk" to women aside from just being completely honest.
"I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so fücking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here" -Radiohead
“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” -Benjamin Franklin
Post by experiencehaze on Feb 17, 2008 21:52:25 GMT -5
fallenangel said:
experiencehaze said:
cheezwiz, im just like you. and I only know that stuff because most of my friends are girls and are fairly open. But with girls I get too nervous and don't do anything.
I've only been with one girl and she was quacking FREAKY. I lost my virginity when her dad was sleeping about two feet from us.
wow...i just can't seem to think of anything else to say to that...
oh and guys..not all girls are mysterious...you just need to find the ones that aren't...
I'm just that hot, she couldn't even hold herself back with her dad there. I think you would probably have that uncontrolable urge too, I think we should meet up.
"I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so fücking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here" -Radiohead
“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” -Benjamin Franklin
There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard. No song that I could sing. But I can try for your heart Our dreams, and they are made out of real things Like a, shoebox of photographs With sepiatone loving Love is the answer
A little feeling in my gut that I get of late when I think about these cats running the world with hate
"I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so fücking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here" -Radiohead
“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” -Benjamin Franklin
Post by fallenangel on Feb 17, 2008 21:59:53 GMT -5
i havent done anything real crazy...i've just had sex and other sexual experiences in public...
for example...ive had sex twice in a pool when there were people right outside, fooled around with a guy inside a pool when our friends were in with us, sex on our friends porch...
no threesomes, bondage or anything of those sorts...
There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard. No song that I could sing. But I can try for your heart Our dreams, and they are made out of real things Like a, shoebox of photographs With sepiatone loving Love is the answer
A little feeling in my gut that I get of late when I think about these cats running the world with hate
uh, okay - last year, i got to have sex with my aforementioned gf in our RV while watching tool perform. we could see the screen in from the window of the rv.
it was pretty fucking hot, i must say. well, aside from the fact that i was fucking someone - that just cannot be a pleasant image
btw, beerfest is funny as shit, im totally corned on my finest organic, and im hungry.
good news is - i have some cookie dough. bad news, ive hijacked this thread and claimed it in the name of random thoughts.
sex at wakarusa with my ex might be the craziest... or on the top bunk in my dorm for about an hour before i realized my roommate was in his bed listening to us (one of my bonnaroo flags hangs over from the top bunk past his bed so its like a tent so i didn't see him, and i was really drunk)
Post by fallenangel on Feb 17, 2008 22:07:55 GMT -5
ideoteque said:
uh, okay - last year, i got to have sex with my aforementioned gf in our RV while watching tool perform. we could see the screen in from the window of the rv.
it was pretty quacking hot, i must say. well, aside from the fact that i was quacking someone - that just cannot be a pleasant image
btw, beerfest is funny as shit, im totally corned on my finest organic, and im hungry.
good news is - i have some cookie dough. bad news, ive hijacked this thread and claimed it in the name of random thoughts.
There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard. No song that I could sing. But I can try for your heart Our dreams, and they are made out of real things Like a, shoebox of photographs With sepiatone loving Love is the answer
A little feeling in my gut that I get of late when I think about these cats running the world with hate
Post by kaleidoscope kristen on Feb 17, 2008 22:11:10 GMT -5
experiencehaze said:
bisquikbunni said:
But um, as far as crazy.. I've been involved in a threesome. Interesting experience might I add.
you're cool points with me just shot up (as did something else ) Would you like to give a detailed story of that?
haha, suure why not?
Myself, my boyfriend, and one of his friends were hanging out in my boyfriend's room, and we had taken some party favors earlier to just chill and veg out.
WELL, my boyfriend and I had constantly been talking about having a threesome, preferrably with a female, but I guess the timing was right and I took.. erm, things into my own hands haha.
It's amazing what a film like Eurosluts Volume 3 will do to jumpstart some action.
It was an experience I shall never forget...
But, I've done it with my boyfriend in CRAZY, random places... a baptism pool, ( The church wasn't in session! And that's the place I feel morally wrong for! but it was insanely crazy) elevators, stair cases, the beach during the day, cars, (having sex in a Honda Accord is up there with acrobatics) and a lot of other places.
speaking of honda accords, honda civics are pretty interesting. the back seat wouldn't work at all so we ended up in the front seat in this interesting position that involved feet on the windshield. i'd recommend it.