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"I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so fücking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here" -Radiohead
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Scoring method:
Count "yes" answers. Subtract that number from 500. Divide the result by 5. The result is your percentage purity.
The higher the number, the more pure you are; in the same vein, the lower the score, the more of a sleaze-bag you are.
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hahah funny!
I just like to be sexually adventurous.. I mean, you only live once!
And on the topic of threesomes... I would have preferred my first one to be with a female, but it was nice with another guy.. and no swords were being crossed, lol. I was the total center of attention, haha.
But I have some friends who only believe sex should be between 2 people that love eachother, and not be given so freely.
I believe that you can enjoy having sex and look past all emotional considerations and use it for pleasure and thrill.. as long as you're safe about it!!!
But having sex with someone you're in love with is wondeful, and very emotionally fulfilling.. so I believe people can differentiate (is that even a word? lol) between the two
but, that's my two cents
Nothing wrong with sexually adventurous! We do only live once and there is nothing wrong with a threesome as long as your special someone knows she/he is still the center of attention! I could not have a threesome with another guy though... that just creeps me out...
Post by kaleidoscope kristen on Feb 17, 2008 23:59:46 GMT -5
ideoteque said:
Kaleidoscope Kristen - will you marry me?
experiencehaze - 68 huh, are you studying for the priesthood or something?
(just noticed your age - makes sense then!)
haha marriage is a pretty big commitment. Let's hang at the Roo and see what happens from there, lol! ;D
but yes, the urge to have sex is one of our most basic and primal needs, and I think if people had sex more often and were not so repressed, the world would be a much happier place!
Okay. I'm sure this has been discussed earlier in the thread, but fav positions?
Nothing wrong with sexually adventurous! We do only live once and there is nothing wrong with a threesome as long as your special someone knows she/he is still the center of attention! I could not have a threesome with another guy though... that just creeps me out...
like most guys, i occasionally want... something different.
of course, if that kind of agreement was made, it would have to work both ways.
so then i wonder, how comfortable would i be if my gf was quacking other dudes...
and thats, usually, when i stop thinking about that possiblity.
reverse fucking cowgirl!@#! i can only give you 1 karma point per hour, and im spent!
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Post by Northbound Headlight on Feb 18, 2008 0:11:00 GMT -5
The last 4 hours of this thread is some the funniest sh*t I've ever read. All of that chatter + sweet corn had me crying.
But no doubt the funniest most awesome thing I've ever seen on this board was Kristen's baptismal pool confession. That was fucking brilliant. Karma over and over.
Post by kaleidoscope kristen on Feb 18, 2008 0:25:20 GMT -5
stilldead4ever said:
The last 4 hours of this thread is some the funniest sh*t I've ever read. All of that chatter + sweet corn had me crying.
But no doubt the funniest most awesome thing I've ever seen on this board was Kristen's baptismal pool confession. That was quacking brilliant. Karma over and over.
haha I'm glad I can bring comic relief.
but I do feel horrible about it.. like, I'm going to H-E- double hockey sticks, but gosh, it was so incredibly hot. and I'm getting pretty hot just thinking about it now. lol
Post by kingofcheezwiz on Feb 18, 2008 0:48:42 GMT -5
I thought the questions asking if you'd stored your own excrement in your refrigerator in a container designed for food, and the next one asking if you'd stored your own excrement in your house were quacked up. Do people actually do that sh!t (no pun intended)?
Man, I leave this thread for a half a day and miss all the fun stuff!! You guys are AWESOME!! To answer some of the previously mentioned questions...
Places: Changing room at A&F, pool table, picnic table at a rest-stop at night, (actually pretty much every rest stop between the SC state line and the LA state line) paddle boat on a lake, trampoline, hood of a car, a partially built house and in a bathroom at a house party.
"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. "
"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. "