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Post by jray05stang on Feb 18, 2008 2:32:39 GMT -5
I think my best was during foreplay in the back of my Mustang... My GF had her pants off in the back and I was wedged in between the front and back seat when a cop drove up right behind us... She got out to put her pants back on not knowing the cop was parked behind us... Luckily the cop was dealing with 2 people smoking some corn 3 cars down in the parking lot... Scared me to death....
edit: its not like it was intentional. i'm just saying... a sense of humor can come in handy.
Im not dogging on you... I just making a general statement... I would be pretty grossed out if I grabbed a hand full of condom jizz...
well so would i. unless it was mine... then i'd probably be just like "damn...this was just in my hand b/c i took it off."
your story about the cop reminds me of my first ever run in with the law. was doing about everything you can in the back of a car without having sex, while the car was parked in the parking lot of a movie theatre in town. we were actually trying to find clothing when a light came through the window and we hear knocking, and a policeman asked to open the door. we were both under 18 and sorta freaked out, but he told us to find a better place to do that sort of thing, and quit calling him sir because it wasn't so long ago that he was doing that sort of thing. cool guy i guess, freaked me the hell out though.
edit: one more micro-story.
the morning after my most recent gf came up to my college to spend the weekend with me she couldn't find her thong (somehow it never makes it into that other pile of clothes...) and we looked everywhere. about 1 pm my roommate gets back to the room and the first thing he says is "whose thong is on my tissue box, and why is there a thong on my tissue box?" funny stuff
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Post by jray05stang on Feb 18, 2008 2:40:46 GMT -5
r006 said:
jray05stang said:
Im not dogging on you... I just making a general statement... I would be pretty grossed out if I grabbed a hand full of condom jizz...
well so would i. unless it was mine... then i'd probably be just like "damn...this was just in my hand b/c i took it off."
your story about the cop reminds me of my first ever run in with the law. was doing about everything you can in the back of a car without having sex, while the car was parked in the parking lot of a movie theatre in town. we were actually trying to find clothing when a light came through the window and we hear knocking, and a policeman asked to open the door. we were both under 18 and sorta freaked out, but he told us to find a better place to do that sort of thing, and quit calling him sir because it wasn't so long ago that he was doing that sort of thing. cool guy i guess, freaked me the hell out though.
Did this happen in Flowood? If it did you got the 1 Flowood cop that is not a dick... Lucky Bastard!
well so would i. unless it was mine... then i'd probably be just like "damn...this was just in my hand b/c i took it off."
your story about the cop reminds me of my first ever run in with the law. was doing about everything you can in the back of a car without having sex, while the car was parked in the parking lot of a movie theatre in town. we were actually trying to find clothing when a light came through the window and we hear knocking, and a policeman asked to open the door. we were both under 18 and sorta freaked out, but he told us to find a better place to do that sort of thing, and quit calling him sir because it wasn't so long ago that he was doing that sort of thing. cool guy i guess, freaked me the hell out though.
Did this happen in Flowood? If it did you got the 1 Flowood cop that is not a weiner... Lucky Bastard!
nope, it was at northpark. the cop was probably scared he was going to get mugged by the late night movie crowd there if he stayed out of his car too long.
Post by jray05stang on Feb 18, 2008 2:43:34 GMT -5
r006 said:
jray05stang said:
Did this happen in Flowood? If it did you got the 1 Flowood cop that is not a weiner... Lucky Bastard!
nope, it was at northpark. the cop was probably scared he was going to get mugged by the late night movie crowd there if he stayed out of his car too long.
You were brave to be in the Northpark movie theater parking lot at night... Lots of gang bangin going on there on a weekend night...
nope, it was at northpark. the cop was probably scared he was going to get mugged by the late night movie crowd there if he stayed out of his car too long.
You were brave to be in the Northpark movie theater parking lot at night... Lots of gang bangin going on there on a weekend night...
brave? nah... 16 with a gf and a car? yes... turns out the natchez trace isn't to0 bad
Post by jray05stang on Feb 18, 2008 2:52:21 GMT -5
Lol I have had nothing but bad luck at the trace... As soon as it gets dark every parking area is on constant patrol... sucks I have been run off from there numerous times...
My girlfriend wants a threesome with me and another lady... Lol how do you find another girl wanting a threesome and ask, "Hey would you like to have a threesome with me and my girlfriend..."
I gotta chime in for this one... YOU don't go looking for the girl. Let your girlfriend do the recruiting. After that, you're golden.
Post by jray05stang on Feb 18, 2008 3:13:57 GMT -5
moetrain said:
jray05stang said:
My girlfriend wants a threesome with me and another lady... Lol how do you find another girl wanting a threesome and ask, "Hey would you like to have a threesome with me and my girlfriend..."
I gotta chime in for this one... YOU don't go looking for the girl. Let your girlfriend do the recruiting. After that, you're golden.
Ya your right... my girlfriend is the one who has been doing the looking... She originally brought up the idea... Have had some interesting hopefuls come around but no luck... darn... My main question was how does anyone go about inquiring about a threesome without sounding creepy as hell?
My mind is on other things at the moment... I just realized I paid off one of my credit cards two months ago, never bothered checking the statement just sent a payment i knew was larger than the min... so now I gotta figger out what I'm buying with what I intended to pay them with.
My girlfriend wants a threesome with me and another lady... Lol how do you find another girl wanting a threesome and ask, "Hey would you like to have a threesome with me and my girlfriend..."
I gotta chime in for this one... YOU don't go looking for the girl. Let your girlfriend do the recruiting. After that, you're golden.