Whether it's your first Bonnaroo or you’re a music festival veteran, we welcome you to Inforoo.
Here you'll find info about artists, rumors, camping tips, and the infamous Roo Clues. Have a look around then create an account and join in the fun. See you at Bonnaroo!!
^and the only female response on this page, is in defense of my straight-ness. If it matters, she is correct. I have taken showers with many men, I have smacked a man's bare-naked-ass-cheek once or twice, but when I want to get my "O" face on, hairy balls and hairy ass-cheeks do nothing for me. I am, how do you say it, 'comfortable with my sexuality' and I have no problem with a good d!ck joke. So lets down to business, lets talk Roomanity. Any couples out there looking to "put on a show"?
Post by abrakapokus on Dec 21, 2011 22:32:59 GMT -5
Isn't there some random hookup at Bonnaroo thread around here? When Maynard first mentioned this board and I looked at the new topics it was right up at the top. I thought "Music board, my ass!"
Not to mention the "Mingle if you're lefthanded", the "Mingle if you're just kidding", the "Mingle if you suffer from the heartbreak of psoriasis" and "Mingle if you just wanna" threads.
Will having an RV make it easier to land some tail?
Yes. The first year I went, in 07, it was me and all girls, but it didn't happen (variety of reasons: period, ugliness, bitchiness, drugs). The next year we had a group of nearly 20 and some of us had an RV. Girls were more than happy to sleep in an RV- it worked out well. The past 3 years I've had a gf who has gone with. Definitely had some dirty Roo sex. But she and I just broke up a few days ago, so I guess I'll have to figure something else out this year.
To be honest, I love dirty Roo sex. After about 24 hours of being that dirty, it seems kinda hot.
^^this is good news. I happen to be coming to Roo with a few girls, all of which are very cute and are all just friends of mine. Some I have slept with and some I have not, but all are happy to pivot me into some taco.
Maybe I should wear a shirt that says "36 year old in an RV looking to party" or something to that effect...
I am totally willing to make a cutie pie's weekend a little better lol
The last 4 years straight been going with my gf. No sex at the 'roo, but def the first thing that happened on the way back to NC.
Strange, but IMO the 'roo isn't very good for screwing. So much more to do, but we were both down for some crazy monkey sex less than 50 miles after we left. Its like the 'roo has an opposite effect of sexuality. Its not the camping either, we camp and screw lots but its never felt right or happened at the 'roo.
Post by raddersons on Jan 28, 2012 18:14:42 GMT -5
idk if yall's phones will be charged... but if you're gay with an iPhone at Bonnaroo, I bet there you can Grindr your way to a hookup. Or even just find some other gay guys to chill with.
Straight guys can try Blendr. idk if that kind of crap works for your types though.
idk if yall's phones will be charged... but if you're gay with an iPhone at Bonnaroo, I bet there you can Grindr your way to a hookup. Or even just find some other gay guys to chill with.
Straight guys can try Blendr. idk if that kind of crap works for your types though.
wait what? I am NOT sticking my cock in a blender or a grinder!
As for me, I could have hell freeze over and have a gf for Roo this year. If not, the best I hope for is with one the Ladies of Inforoo in something resembling a John Butler Trio song.
idk if yall's phones will be charged... but if you're gay with an iPhone at Bonnaroo, I bet there you can Grindr your way to a hookup. Or even just find some other gay guys to chill with.
Straight guys can try Blendr. idk if that kind of crap works for your types though.
I have a friend who is Grindr obsessed. That shiznit is crazy.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Basically. You register with a profile and it tracks where you are. So when when you log in, you can see "Phi- 3 miles away. Dan'Roo- .6 miles away"... You can check their profile out, and see if you want to message them.
Let's just say that my friend has gotten lucky many-a-times thanks to the app and I have seen more penis pictures through his app then I have seen in years.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Basically. You register with a profile and it tracks where you are. So when when you log in, you can see "Phi- 3 miles away. Dan'Roo- .6 miles away"... You can check their profile out, and see if you want to message them.
Let's just say that my friend has gotten lucky many-a-times thanks to the app and I have seen more penis pictures through his app then I have seen in years.
It can be hilarious actually. "Wait, there's someone IN THIS BAR?" "Who is it, that guy?" "Uh. . . no. . . that guy." "Oh. . ."
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
