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We get that many of you, men especially, are hyper-sensitive about personal odors and terrified of your smell offending anyone, we really really get it, thank you for sharing, and sharing, and sharing.
And with that, this thread takes a big step toward it's ultimate demise. But a damn good run it had!
Post by imsquare17 on Apr 11, 2006 23:36:19 GMT -5
"Fill in the blank: People from the __________ "gang" are the best to f*ck. (And it's no fun if you don't explain why.)"
Hope no one takes offence, just an honest reponse, lol, here goes-
Scene girls are a way better lay than jam girls, first of all, scene girls generally have quite a few more areas of their bodies shaven than kind girls, also they tend to be cleaner, and I'm always wondering in the back of my mind if I kind of seem like just another drug or experience to kind girls... plus scene girls are hot!
I'm definitly a jam dude, and I LOVE jam girls, but when it comes to bumping uglies, it's just a little less ugly with a scene girl.
Post by Lucid Interval on Apr 11, 2006 23:44:08 GMT -5
Ummm what??? "Scene girls"? Another drug experience to "kind" girls? "Scene" girls are hot? Less ugly? You're a "jam dude"??? Im confused... I like hairy girls but i still have no idea what a "scene" or "jam" girl is... Sounds pretty vague...
I say both!! Hippies: Why? Because they live at the fests and they're not afraid to get dirty even if they're already dirty...
Emokids: Why? Because they're less likey to still be "in love" with you the morning after...
now that's a good poll!... I don't think I've been with someone who was solidly in either category... I'll have to try one of each and get back to you after roo
People from the __________ "gang" are the best to f*ck.
Scene/or General Music lover: a music aficionado is generally well experienced in other things, takes their time, knows what they like and is always willing to work with what they have.
Emo: Some of the above, but can get into themselves too much.
Hippies: Well, they were dirty before they even arrived and they fell asleep halfway through-- BUT they are up for it any time and don't mind missing half the show to mess around-- they weren't conscious for the first half anyway!
Post by absentmind86 on Apr 12, 2006 10:55:24 GMT -5
Fill in the blank: People from the __________ "gang" are the best to f*ck. (And it's no fun if you don't explain why.)
Considering I am a female, The thought of fucking a guy who wears pants that I cant even fit into just doesnt work. U would think that a penis would need some breathing room. That being said, I go for Hippies cause they let it all hang out, as opposed to a ffocated penis.
im gonna have sex at Bonnaroo. the dirtiness is just part of the whole experience. no one really cares once things get underway, so dont worry about it. sex at Bonnaroo just adds to the excitement. you are excited about everything at Bonnaroo so its best to let your inhibitions slide away and allow yourself to have the ultimate time of your life musically, sexually, and mentally.
the official time for having sex at roo is nightfall. that way you can at least count on it being a bit cooler. with all that hustlin in the sack, less heat would work out.
so plan on gettin funky when the sun goes down, people. dont let your inhibitions stop you from enjoying yourself with your fellow Roovians.
juggernaut, you are one funny guy. "rotten clams rolling around" hahahah. i bet your right. ive walked past some girls where i could almost guarantee a rotten clam. i can assure you i wont be going for those.
i manage to keep my schlogger relatively appealing to females while at roo, but nut butter happens. i expect the same from our female counterparts. i know they will try to stay clean and thats enough for me. if the female is comfortable with herself, chances are i will be too.
Post by wingsclipped on Apr 13, 2006 14:47:00 GMT -5
Now I imagine a couple ways to mitigate that "rotten clams" problem are: 1) to ensure that the "clams" receive proper ventilation, and 2) to guard against having the clams wrapped in fur coats. The trapping of heat (because of excess foliage) in the "clam's" natural habitat will accelerate the spoilage process.
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H. L. Mencken
Well I'm rolling down with 7 other guys, so any private time will be sparse. Granted, a lot of tacos will be stinky but that's no big deal - anything's better than jacking off in a craphouse in the middle of the desert.
I just wonder why my karma keeps getting lowered, there must be a conspiracy.
