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"I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so fücking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here" -Radiohead
“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” -Benjamin Franklin
music makes me want to masturbate, it makes me happy
ambientejive, you do that scarf thing don't you?
what is this scarf thing? is it like a poncho, but smaller?
you mean auto-erotic asphyxiation? no, i don't do that. I don't have a death wish! I'm just a regular guy, who likes to masturbate...probably just as much as you do. so what! music makes me want to masturbate too! i like to do it to salsa music and ukranian pop music! adds some needed spice into my life. what's your favorite?
you could grow one faster than me. all you gotta do it shave the sides baby!
i'm going to continue to pre-occupy my imagination with made up sex positions since i feel like I could be on a hot streak.
The sad thing is if I were to shave the sides and convert to mullet status in no way would I stand out in Pittsburgh...I would actually fit in nicely.
Made-up sex positions? please elaborate
hahahaha. that his harlarious.
I don't think there is a real formula to make one up... just gotta be creative. Like take sexual act or position....then add a place or situation or anything...then make up series of words that ties it all together in a funny way.
Post by bojangles22 on Mar 17, 2009 22:26:41 GMT -5
for this position; the woman is suspended in the air by her feet with the assistance of 5 rolls of duct tape and a strong ceiling fan..... that is spinning to the right
The man lays down under the ceiling fan on an oversized pottery throwing wheel on full toss..... that is spinning to the left.
"the lazy Swayze" or now that i think of it "cirque de soleil bj"
for this position; the woman is suspended in the air by her feet with the assistance of 5 rolls of duct tape and a strong ceiling fan..... that is spinning to the right
The man lays down under the ceiling fan on an oversized pottery throwing wheel on full toss..... that is spinning to the left.
"the lazy Swayze" or now that i think of it "cirque de soleil bj"
Post by bojangles22 on Mar 18, 2009 0:48:11 GMT -5
i should be getting to bed....but all i can think about is smearing myself with marshmellow spread and pouring warm chocolate sauce all over rachel ray while two horny oversized teddy grams go at it on both sides of us..... a "smoresome"
ya ever quack a person while drunk then it takes a while and in the middle when you start to sober up you think to yourself 'what the quack am i doing?'
well that was me tonight
hope everyone else spent their st pats day better than i
LOL that does suck. What sucks even more is when that person won't leave afterwards and won't stop telling you how much they like you.
what did he do wrong??? is there no freedom of speech now on here? i can see why people get kicked off for swearing and druq talk but not a little teasing
He didn't do anything wrong, but the thought of stepping on someone's jizz whiling I'm trying to groove in the silent disco totally grosses me out. (I mean, what if I was throwing my used tampons on the ground in the silent disco...body fluid is body fluid). And if I was groovin' in the silent disco, and I turned and saw some guy jackin' off under his pancho, I would scream and point...and laugh and cry. ???
2012 Wishlist: Radiohead Phish Daft Punk Ghostland Observatory Broken Social Scene Roger Waters Bell X1 Bonobo Chemical Brothers Fiona Apple Built to Spill Modest Mouse
what did he do wrong??? is there no freedom of speech now on here? i can see why people get kicked off for swearing and druq talk but not a little teasing
He didn't do anything wrong, but the thought of stepping on someone's jizz whiling I'm trying to groove in the silent disco totally grosses me out. (I mean, what if I was throwing my used tampons on the ground in the silent disco...body fluid is body fluid). And if I was groovin' in the silent disco, and I turned and saw some guy jackin' off under his pancho, I would scream and point...and laugh and cry. ???
Okay thinking about used tampons and a random guys cum touching me, made me feel sick to my stomach.
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