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Post by oddballdeviant on May 25, 2009 13:12:43 GMT -5
Yea, so I plan on having hot dirty sex at one of the late night show(MGMT or possibly Crystal Castles) and how possible is that to do with a random person?
Yea, so I plan on having hot dirty sex at one of the late night show(MGMT or possibly Crystal Castles) and how possible is that to do with a random person?
This depends on a number of factors, including what sex you are targeting, how wasted they will be and how big of a risk you are willing to take. If none of these are a factor, then 100% chance.
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Morning sex at roo is better than that first cup of coffee after a long night of music and dancing. I strongly recommend it to all. However, mid-day and late night romps at the roo are mighty fine as well. I don't discriminate when it comes to times to have sex at roo.
Late night sex at a fest means you sleep solid through the night into the morning.
Morning sex at a fest means you start your day even sweatier than usual.
Agreed. I think I would prefer nocturnal sex to morning sex at roo. But if I have to choose between morning sex and no sex, then sign me up for morning sex.
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This Bonnaroo lineup is in dire need of some Rush.
There is plenty of one night stands going on at Bonnaroo. Might not be many people off of here but there are a ton of people that hookup at a festival.
One really good way to hook up with someone is to have something you can both do together to kinda break the ice. Every time I start talking to a girl, after about ten minutes they say, "So do you have any ______? I really want to do some _____." True story, I once hooked up with a girl at Schwagstock because I offered her half a gumball. It turned into an all nighter and I just kept thinking, "I need to carry around more gum."
I'm a firm believer that morning sex is the best sex period, no matter if you are at Roo or no. But I imagine it is especially excellent at Roo.
I love morning sex, but late night sex is way hot too. When you're out somewhere and have to go home to get it on, cause your other half is looking especially yummy.
Post by SouthGA_Festival Machine on May 29, 2009 1:31:55 GMT -5
I've been reading about everyone's dry runs for Roo, so I had a dry run for sex at Roo tonight...not a good idea, shoulda used some sorta lube, now gonna be too sore for sex at Roo.
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Wayne Campbell: Good call. It's like he wants us to be liked by everyone. I mean Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.
There is plenty of one night stands going on at Bonnaroo. Might not be many people off of here but there are a ton of people that hookup at a festival.
Now i'll feel like a total loser when it doesnt happen for me.
EVERYONES DOING IT, SO THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU CAUSE YOURE NOT.
Garth Algar: Do you ever get the feeling Benjamin's just using us?
Wayne Campbell: Good call. It's like he wants us to be liked by everyone. I mean Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.
A Thieve's Parade 2/24 Conspirator 2/26 Kevin Smith 3/11 Keller 3/17 Papadosio 3/18 JJ Grey 3/25 Bela Fleck/Edgar Meyer 3/26 Toubab Krewe 3/27 O'Death 4/11 Budos Band 4/22 EOTO 4/28 Summer Camp 5/6-29 All Good
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