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Yeah, when you're all hot and nasty you just want to go somewhere where you can be cool and comfortable. I love sex no matter what, but on the other hand, when you're dirty and haven't had a shower in two or three days, fromunda cheese tends to be a turn off, and you can get and infection... Blah!
Exactly! Thank you. Sweat + swamp ass + stank + dirt, mud & grime = turnoff. Nothing makes a woman feel less sexy than a few days of major sweating and no shower. And funky men aren't exactly sexy either.
If you find that person who'll let you penetrate her with a nasty, stinking Bonnaroo body part, you have either met your soulmate - who will tolerate you at your worst - or you just cotracted an STD. Either way, congrats! Bonnaroo is going home with you.
I advocate sex anywhere, anytime, under any circumstances, so maybe I'm not the best judge of when is or when is not the best time for it. I just figure it can only make things better ;D
Post by forrestsjennie on Apr 26, 2010 4:31:32 GMT -5
If you find that person who'll let you penetrate her with a nasty, stinking Bonnaroo body part, you have either met your soulmate - who will tolerate you at your worst - or you just cotracted an STD. Either way, congrats! Bonnaroo is going home with you.
If you find that person who'll let you penetrate her with a nasty, stinking Bonnaroo body part, you have either met your soulmate - who will tolerate you at your worst - or you just cotracted an STD. Either way, congrats! Bonnaroo is going home with you.
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Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
Follow me on twitter@Pondoknowsbest
Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
Follow me on twitter@Pondoknowsbest
I'm still looking for my Bonnaroo Dominatrix. I've been going every year since 2004 and still haven't found her. Or she hasn't found me. Either way I'm still searching. Last year I had a sign that read, "Need A Dominatrix" and got lots of attention, smiles and friendly laughs... but no Dominatrix. Oh Bonnaroo Dominatrix.... where are you????
Track me down at Roo. I'll beat you harder than Ike beat Tina. I'll bring my whip, flog you and call you Molly. I'll put you on a leash, drag you around Roo and then give you that spanking you deserve for being such a naughty boy.
Daisy, I might have to take you up on it!! Treat me bad.... hurts so good!! You could make this the best Bonnaroo EVER!!
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so im convinced that id love to make this happen my second year at the roo! if any ladies also feel the same just pm me with any questions or requests im 6"0' 175, decent shape, and very able.... adequate... not sure what the word im looking for is but you get the idea lol
so im convinced that id love to make this happen my second year at the roo! if any ladies also feel the same just pm me with any questions or requests im 6"0' 175, decent shape, and very able.... adequate... not sure what the word im looking for is but you get the idea lol
well I hope the word you're looking for is big. LOL
so im convinced that id love to make this happen my second year at the roo! if any ladies also feel the same just pm me with any questions or requests im 6"0' 175, decent shape, and very able.... adequate... not sure what the word im looking for is but you get the idea lol
well I hope the word you're looking for is big. LOL
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The Bonnaroo Diaries: First & foremost, Im gonna let the U.S. corn abuse me mentally & psychologically, then while still fragile, I'm going to pimp my ears out for some serious auditory doggy-style action, last but not least I'm gonna make sweet and sexy, long-time love to the first tree i see. I only pray to god its female.. and not too rough... Im just hoping my gut will be spared from all this Bonnaroo depravity. You ppl are animals!
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I'm literally LOLing at this thread. Me and my friends were talking about this the other day and whether it was appropriate to have sex during a show. Live music + sex = love
so im convinced that id love to make this happen my second year at the roo! if any ladies also feel the same just pm me with any questions or requests im 6"0' 175, decent shape, and very able.... adequate... not sure what the word im looking for is but you get the idea lol
Heh. "Adequate"? Boy, aren't you just oh so convincing. Is that the best sales pitch you got? I don't know anyone who goes around looking for something adequate. We look for amazing, spectacular, the best. Who wants adequate? Anyhow, I have $20 that says you get zero takers - and NO, your hands don't count as takers.
Daisy, I might have to take you up on it!! Treat me bad.... hurts so good!! You could make this the best Bonnaroo EVER!!
Hm. That's funny. I don't remember giving you permission to speak. <whack, whack> Now go to the corner and self-flagellate until I tell you to stop. I can tell you're going to be trouble. I need to remember to pack a ball gag, choke chain and whip for you so we can keep you in line.
so im convinced that id love to make this happen my second year at the roo! if any ladies also feel the same just pm me with any questions or requests im 6"0' 175, decent shape, and very able.... adequate... not sure what the word im looking for is but you get the idea lol
Heh. "Adequate"? Boy, aren't you just oh so convincing. Is that the best sales pitch you got? I don't know anyone who goes around looking for something adequate. We look for amazing, spectacular, the best. Who wants adequate? Anyhow, I have $20 that says you get zero takers - and NO, your hands don't count as takers.
Wow, that's brutally honest... Would you put your 20 down on this:
might not be modest, but just about as adequate as a flamethrower for a cigarette. I love pimping myself out.. my girlfriend on the other hand... lol wouldn't have been happy had she existed.
might not be modest, but just about as adequate as a flamethrower for a cigarette. I love pimping myself out.. my girlfriend on the other hand... lol wouldn't have been happy had she existed.
First of all I have to say that's a really spacious looking bathroom. I'm jealous. To answer your question, that's a bet I'm not willing to take. You're a funny guy so I think your odds of hooking up are much better...especially given all of those lonely trees around at Roo. Maybe we should post a Vegas line for people hooking up?
Lol the word I was looking for was in fact big... however I was trying to be modest lol. But that doesn't work well online anyways not serious about it, but the thread is here so why not throw it out there?!? Also many guys can say they are amazing but unless you plan on talking to the girls they've slept with really it's all roulette. I will say usually when I'm done the girl has always been the tired one, not me
From my experience, the guys who say they're 'big' are merely... adequate haha. And just because she's tired afterwards, doesn't mean it was good ;-)
lol well im very open and willing to prove it and I would totally agree with your last statement you have to watch out for the general symptoms of enjoyment its definitely not all about size, but ive been told its not a bad addition edit: according to the best source of unreliable info anywhere (wikipedia lol) i'm 35% longer and around than average, and yes I measured pathetic I know lol but I guarantee you most guys here have whether they are willing to admit it or not
fudge it... im not attending bonnaroo to make enemies or people that think im just there for sex, im going to have a good time and make good friends just like I did last year, if it comes way my I will of course consider it however its about 5th in my priorities
lol well im very open and willing to prove it and I would totally agree with your last statement you have to watch out for the general symptoms of enjoyment its definitely not all about size, but ive been told its not a bad addition edit: according to the best source of unreliable info anywhere (wikipedia lol) i'm 35% longer and around than average, and yes I measured pathetic I know lol but I guarantee you most guys here have whether they are willing to admit it or not
fudge it... im not attending bonnaroo to make enemies or people that think im just there for sex, im going to have a good time and make good friends just like I did last year, if it comes way my I will of course consider it however its about 5th in my priorities
haha relax! We're just joking with you. 5th on the list? Music obviously being the first? what are the others?
5th is or 6th on the priority list too.. here's an afterthought: Its said that when a guy attains enlightenment and enters buddhahood, his 'dong' (no offense to anyone named Dong) is said to completely retract. True story. Ever been in an intensly euphoric state? Where your brain gets a mad rush of seratonin (ahem ahem)... Back in my youngin' days, used to have the best time at such parties, until it was peepee-time... then things go downhill hahahaha
You could make this the best Bonnaroo EVER!!
