2024 Lineup Discussion Thread

here's a fake bonnaroo 2024 review just so i can pretend i was there:

WEDNESDAY: me and the boys rolled up wednesday, got a great spot in pod 90. we did what we do and got out the car and immediately keyed a busch heavy as is tradition. we was ripping bongs and smoking that shit. rolled up to teddy's DJ set (always a highlight of the weekend) and got up with the INFOCROO. had a blast but the party ended when we got back to our campsite and it had been completely destroyed by thieves. they stole all our shit but luckily we had our busch heavies and blunts locked up "tight in the Tahoe" as they say so we were still good to go for the weekend, unfortunately our ez up was destroyed and most of our clothes but we still had our tents!

THURSDAY: not gunna let thieves get us down we slept in the mud and woke up bright and early to a beautiful bonnaroo sunrise. it was hot though man!! y'all know it if you were there. we tipped up those beers and kept on truckin as they say. rolled into centeroo around dos o'clock to catch Michigander who is a musician, then eggy for that jamband groove then on to Say She She which was the surprise fun set of the weekend. hit up the ferris wheel meetup and absolutely clocked some fools then smoked a lil' baby blunt to get hype for Pretty Lights (2 Sets) 8:30am-12:15am. pretty lights played all the hits and it was one of the greatest roo memories we've ever had. unfortunately the party was short lived, after chris lake we got back to camp to find it was completely destroyed (again) by thieves. we had setup our tents and they were either smashed or stolen. turns out we was smashed to though so all good, happy roo to all. and as is tradition we had several cases of busch heavy and about three-four dozen lil baby blunts locked up tight in the Tahoe.

FRIDAY: we slept in the mud using a bong as a pillow since we didn't have any clothes or tents left but woke up to a beautiful bonnaroo sunrise. happy too to all. hit up brunch with the INFOCROO then was on to Mdou Moctar to hear that guitar music. other highlights of the day included david "kush"ner and Joe Russos Grateful Dead Band. post malone brought the good vibes and we keyed a busch heavy. LATE NIGHT t-pain was the way, after TMV shredded our brains we headed back to camp aglow with a bonnaroo day. unfortunately our vibe was taken down a notch or three when we got back to camp and the little bit of shit we had left was stolen by thieves or completely destroyed, also they stabbed the tires of the Tahoe with a knife so there wasn't any air left in them. can't let it get you down when you're at roo though, we ended up just sitting on the ground and enjoyed a busch heavy and a blunt and talked about how great the day was.

SATURDAY: we slept in the mud using crushed busch heavy cans as a blanket since we'd been wearing the same clothes since wednesday. woke up to a beautiful bonnaroo sunrise in that HEAT, high fived our neighbors and dropped trow to shit in the earth. and piss. moseyed into centeroo for a great day of music, starting with brittany howard who ruled and then jon batiste where we saw ambassador of fun on the rail. great seeing you bro! then on to whyte fang and the peppas, i'd never seen the peppas with JOhn frusciante so it was good. late night was diplo > pretty lights and it was the best set i'd ever seen. all aglow on drugs we high fived and headed back to camp, unfortunately the party ended when we found our camp site had been destroyed again by thieves. we didn't have anything left but they kicked the mud around and dug into it so it was wet, the groundwater seeping up through and getting everything wet. but we were hammered anyway and laid down in the wet wet mud to get a good nights rest, knowing we were good for saturday with our remaining busch heavies and blunts locked up tight in the tahoe.

SUNDAY: awoke to a beautiful roo sunrise and found that during the night we had been robbed by thieves. they took our wallets and slapped our asses so we had red asses and no money but we had all we needed to wrap up the perfect roo, the three B's: my boys, my busch, my blunts!! rolled into centeroo and then the rain came through, rain delay party! headed back to camp and dropped trow and took a dump. headed back in for jason isbell and FRED AGAIN. wish he would've brought skrillex out but it was a great set and we cried because we are so tired and dirty. however the party came to a halt when we headed back to our camp and the headlights and all the windows on the Tahoe had been smashed by thieves. luckily we had burried a blunt in teh mud so we pulled that out and sparked it and talked about what an amazing bonnaroo we had. rolling out wednesday, sunburnt and with the wind coming through the completely smashed windshield is a memory i'll never forget. thank you bonnaroo and thank you INFOROO this is a top 20 bonnaroo for me easily.