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So I've posted a couple things on here that make it painfully obvious that I am a germ-a-phobe....some of you may remember my post about portable toilet options.
Anyway, I've decided to suck it up and use the port-a-johns...but a few weeks ago I told my wife that I needed to make a late-night bathroom helmet for bonnaroo. I went on to describe it as a hard hat with a roll of TP on top and places for clorox and baby wipes as well as purell...and last but not least a head lamp for the dark. Anyway, tonight I got my father's day present early...and lo and behold she had made me the hat exactly as I had described it.
Anyway, as Comic Book Guy would say...Best Wife Ever.
She can't make it to the Roo this year, but her hat will be there...so if you see someone clearly upset about having to use the port-a-potties and they have a ridiculous contraption on their head...say hello...it is just me trying to go potty in as sanitary manner as possible.
Here are some pics for your amusement.
Sorry but I don't know how to adjust the size using these tags...I only know how using regular HTML...if someone can tell me how, I will shrink them to a reasonable size.
yeah...i am actually really making an effort to get over some of it...and it is really just a running joke with my friends more than anything. Although, the wooks are really what has me breaking out in hives.
i only pooed once while I was at Roo (not sure why only once), but I'm used to the Blue Lagoon. The wall behind the hole is usually clean and free of anything gross, so I use the 'lean back' method.
Q-What's the second fastest thing in the world? A-Your bootyhole closing up after dropping a loaf
Q-What's the FIRST fastest thing in the world? A-That splash of blue water that comes up right before your bootyhole closes up.
Ahh hahah. I don't even know how to respond. Your wife rocks. Haha, I would DIE if I saw you dart in front of me with that hat. I'd probably have to stop and question you.
