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Will my Greyhound trip to Bonnaroo be a smooth and easy ride??
After going through the picture thread (and that guy that started it is both smart and sexy if I do say so myself) I can see that your a pretty woman, so yes, as long as your husband(?) (dear lord I hope I remembered that right) is awake through the night when the 1/2 British and 1/2 Samoan midget is going to try to hump your leg, you'll be fine. Unless he gives your dude roofies, then your riding to the Roo with a wet spot on your calf.
So long as no strange midgets are around your fine.
Post by ProudestJen on Jun 1, 2004 18:15:27 GMT -5
Thank you so much...My mind is much more at ease and I'll keep my eyes out for those midgets!!! P.S. Husband was right....You might have some deep psycic powers,,,,,
TheDrugsDoWork said:
After going through the picture thread (and that guy that started it is both smart and sexy if I do say so myself) I can see that your a pretty woman, so yes, as long as your husband(?) (dear lord I hope I remembered that right) is awake through the night when the 1/2 British and 1/2 Samoan midget is going to try to hump your leg, you'll be fine. Unless he gives your dude roofies, then your riding to the Roo with a wet spot on your calf.
So long as no strange midgets are around your fine.
Which best describes the concept of "nothing" or "nothingness"?
a) the complete absence of being
or
b) everything that everything is not
Hmm.....
I guess it depends on what "being" is used as. If you mean being as in self aware then you get into the question of weather or not trees, mountians and metal are aware. I feel that everything that has been made is aware even though not in the way most people see it. IE trees have spirits, as well as anything that came from the earth. If mother earth created it then it is aware. Then you get into the question of if it's dead is it aware. Again I feel that yes it is still aware just less so. Parts of the human soul or spirit do remain in the body after death. They can also attach to objects or other people. So death isn't nothing.
Unless you mean that a void is nothing, but then it is still a void. It's like time one can quantify it but none our our 5 senses can understand it. You cannot smell time. So if absense of anything is nothing then a void would fit the nothing description. Just because we as humans feel the need to name everything doesn't make it something. Then if were aware of it that means it can't be nothing. We perceive it so therefore it's something. By that defention everything is something. Then we get into the whole if a deaf person can't here a cricket is it still chirping. What is everything? What is anything? As I said above that if we can name somthing that means we perceive it, so therefore we can't say it's nothing. Unless you don't care about something then it's nothing to you. "What is that?" " Oh it's nothing." It's still somthing but to you it's nothing. So does that make it nothing, it's all a matter of perception I guess. Some say that absence of something is nothing, others say nothing is an idea. I'm saying that everthing is something and nothing is everything. So therefore it all comes down to how something perceives things, or lack of things.
It's all smoke and mirrors, kinda like my answers.
I'm going with C) You made my brain hurt thinking about that. Like the time in school a friend asked me what is bigger Space, or Time? After a week of thinking about that I decided I rather be sleeping.
The dingo ate my baby! Where can I find that bastard? And when I do find him what do you suggest I do to him?
That dingo is hanging with ClarkGriswold's cat in Mexico. If you do find them get his carkeys, he needs to get to Roo.
As for the dingo. I don't think I've seen your picture so I'm not sure if you could take him in a hand to paw situtation. You might be one of those skinny, I need to eat a sandwitch and not bleach my hair, kind of women. Since your going to Bonnaroo I'm saying your hippie. Hopefully kinda feisty, you'll need feisty those dingos are tricky little buggers. Ok, so you'll need a few things before taking on the dingo. a AR15 Rifle, some tear gas, a smurf (any of the no named ones will do), several pea shooters, the General Lee, (you know the dukes of hazzard) and some stiletto heels. For this plan to work you'll need a few pigmys as well. Don't worry they work cheap.
First thing you do is get the dingo to a remote location, flat area would be best. Then you get the smurf to run past the dingo, tell the smurf that smurfette is in heat over there, he'll be a little blue streak. So the dingo runs after the smurf and because the smurf only has inch long legs is eaten as well. (Dingos ate my smurf?) So that's when you get a pigmy to jump over the dingo with the general lee, don't worry about the flat ground that car can jump on any terrain, just watch the show, at least three times a show, it will jump when no hills are around. So as the pigmy and the general lee are in mid jump the pigmy will drop the tear gas on the dingo. This will both "shock and awe" him. Then the other pigmys will then hit him with the pea shooters stunning him, then you jump into the battle all Matrix style and kick him with the stiletto heels. Killing him.
So whats the AR15 rifle for? Simple you shoot the pigmys, you don't want any witnesses. Pigmys are chatty little guys, they might tell someone.
Post by xjenNjuicex on Jun 4, 2004 15:33:57 GMT -5
That is the funniest thing I've read in a loooong time! I just called up one of my friends and read it to her. I just couldn't keep it to myself. Thanks for the laugh! ;D
The oldest known creature is a fossilized millipede found in britian in January of this year. It's about 420 million years old. The cool thing is that it breathed air.
The oldest alive creature, Dick Clark. Sure looking at him you'd think, he's not that old, but think about it, if he made a deal with satan he could live forever. How else you do explain the ratings on Dick Clark's Rockin New Years Eve?
Oldest race of creatures isn't very well known, but after a littlle reading I've figured it out. Ompa-Loompa's, yes those creepy little orange guys with the green hair that I swear are distilled evil are infact the oldest race of creatures.
Because it's cold and wet, duh. What you want a more detailed answer? Geez you people are hard to please.
Here's a more detailed response. If you've ever taken a trip up into the mountains, you've likely noticed that it's cooler up there. That's because in the lower part of the atmosphere, the temperature drops as you go higher in altitude. On a rainy day in Seattle, the temperature drops roughly 2.5 degrees per 1,000 feet of altitude. That means when it's 40 degrees here in Seattle, it'll be in the low 30s in the mountain passes -- cold enough to snow.
I say boo on that so as usual I'm gonna make my own up, you know for kicks.
Why does it snow in the mountians. Well it's a know fact that all mountians have billy goats living on them right? (Don't argue with me just go with it.) We'll it's not a known fact that billy goats are what make snow. You see if everyone knew that billy goats made snow then people would be goatnapping a plenty to have snowball fights in June. (How cool would it be to have a snowball fight at Bonnaroo, the mind is boggled at the thought.) So the billy goats know, due to a rash of goatnapping around 1800 BC, that people like snow, well most people anyway. So the heads of the billy goat council got together, (yes they have a form of government, kinda like Canada but with a real constitution, not one borrowed from Britian.) and decided that they needed to move to a safer local. Several of them wanted to go to Hawaii, instead they went to the mountians. (I never said the billy goats were smart.) After a while they realized that the only people that could get to them are sherpas, but the sherpas could care less about some snow creating stupid billy goats, so they are safe in the mountians.
Next your gonna ask "Then why does it snow in the winter time?" It's cause the water vapor collects around a piece of dust in the atmosphere and starts to fall and if it's cold enough it will crystalize and that is snow.
I'll bet someone somewhere got money for somthing like this. I need to become a research student. I wonder how I can get money for the insane things I think up. That or I should write movies.
On with the science No one can can come up with the real answer to this. The goverenment is involved with the tootsie people. No lie, in the 30's the goverenment knew that the hippies would get too much press in the 60's (they has help, aliens told them). So they helped create the tootsie pop. Why you ask? So they could pose the question "How many licks?" This they figured would distract the hippies, distract them from the war and general crap that was going on at the time. Think about it, a bunch of stoned hippies listening to music and pondering, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? They figured out a formula that would change how many depending on each pop. So the answer would change each time. Hoping to boggle the hippies in to submission. It didn't work. The hippies were smarter than that and for the most part ingnored the whole licks deal in search of better music.
So you see aliens and the goverenment conspired together in an effort to control us. That's why no one has been able to tell us with certainty, how many licks does it take. There all against us.
Little known fact, The Rock is a bad cook. To make up for this he came up with this catch phrase "Do ya smell what the Rock is cookin?" The reason for the catch phrase is a little play on words, you'd smell what he's cooking becasue it smells so bad. Like rancid meat and dirty socks. That bad, it's also been compared to pork-shops and sweaty butt crack. So if my sources are correct the rock is cooking pudding.
Why are things more the way they are now than the way they where before ?
You haven't ran across my carkeys have you ? Still can't find them.
The cat is no longer in Mexico, since the Dingo matrix style death by Jen, it's now in Canada, somewhere near the Alaska border.
Things are more they way they are now than the way they where before because of time. Time does not stop, it never slows, always moving. Things have to change, if not they get stagnant and smell like the rocks cooking. Life is change if things all stayed the same we'd never have hippies, computers, or Volkswagens. We'd still live under a king, and probably have boils on our face. Arranged marriages would happen all the time, and I'd never be a land owner. Things have to change, from Presidents (DEAR GOD I HOPE SO), to bed sheets, (DEAR GOD I HOPE SO), to simply changing your haircut. We change because we have to, it's the way of nature.
Stolen from High Fidelity: What are the top five musical crimes perpetuated by Stevie Wonder in the 80s and 90s? Go...sub-question...is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins, is it better to burn out or fade away?
Post by xjenNjuicex on Jun 6, 2004 14:22:29 GMT -5
TheDrugsDoWork said:
The cat is no longer in Mexico, since the Dingo matrix style death by Jen, it's now in Canada, somewhere near the Alaska border.
It is true that your cat took off to Canada. Before it left Mexico though I forced it to surrender the car keys by threatening it with the same fate as that d@mn dingo! Your car keys are now on there way back to you! ;D
Stolen from High Fidelity: What are the top five musical crimes perpetuated by Stevie Wonder in the 80s and 90s? Go...sub-question...is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins, is it better to burn out or fade away?
Oh dear..Ok your gonna have to give me a minute on that one, I haven't seen the movie in a while and want to rewatch the scene.
As for the burn out or fade away. Burn out. It's gonna sound bad but a lot of musicians that kick drugs never have good CD's afterwards. Look at Areosmith, kicked herion and they release "Never gonna close my eyes." Stab me in my ears I hate that song. but love Areosmith. So yes you can critcize an artist for his or her shitty music later just give them props for when they had the good stuff. Off to watch High Fidelity.
If you reached total enlightment while drinking beer, would beer shoot out of your nose? Jack says yes--what do you think?
Take it from a professional drunk. If beer comes out your nose it's not enlightment, your just p!ss drunk. True enlightment when drinking beer is when you talk to total dtrangers about your life. I've noticed that when drunk people tell you the strangest things. Sex, life, their perents, it's all open and out there. I think that is true enlightment, when drunk anyway.
Post by ClarkGriswold on Jun 6, 2004 22:34:36 GMT -5
xjenNjuicex said:
It is true that your cat took off to Canada. Before it left Mexico though I forced it to surrender the car keys by threatening it with the same fate as that d@mn dingo! Your car keys are now on there way back to you! ;D
Thanks xjenNjuicex man that's some really good news. I thought I'd lost them forever! You haven’t seen my car have you? I know it’s got to be parked around here somewhere.
What do you give someone for a gift that already has EVERYTHING????????
You give them an experience. Don't just get them things give them time. With my Dad he has damn near everything he's ever wanted, all execpt for the 6 foot tall mute blonde woman, but he's been asking for that for years. So I generally take him somplace I know he'll like. I always take my Mom to the Zoo every year. It's her Mother's day present, she usually works on Mom's day. So take them out for a good time, create a memory not get them crap that get's broke.
Good answer!
