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if i cross my eyes for an extended period of time will they stay like that forever?

Who let the god damn dogs out?

When and why did the U.S. media stop reporting real news and start talking about Tom Cruise all the time?

Why does it seem so useless to have to work so hard and nothin' ever seem to come from it?

im sure it has something to do with american idol roo

why doesn't Chipoltle offer burritos in 2 sizes? Why can't they add a mini or smaller one?

I'm back, sorry life ran right up to me and bit me on the a$$.

You are a minor angel I was naked at that time.

See I don't pull everything out of my butt. Just most things, like old VW bugs, large dogs, bit of the titanic that sort of thing.

Now see these questions are fun but too many of them and you head explodes all over your shirt and blood is a pain to get out.


Alot of people say that when one dies his or her soul goes to heaven or hell, depending on how you acted in life. There are other that believe in a heaven but not hell. Some think when your body stops you are done. Others, your soul is recycled untill it decides to stop. Some feel that were all little bits of God sent out to experience life and share these with the rest. Then you have the people that worship Kermit the Frog.

The human race as a whole is very young in terms of the planet, and yet we feel that we know how to run things. I think it comes from only using 10% of our brains. So asking a person about the nature of souls is at best a crap shoot. Most of us have grown up with a set belief that we don't go against because after all if some one tells you the sky is green every day for ten years you'll say its green too. Now I'm not knocking the major religions. I'm merely stating a fact. I know a guy that fasted to be closer to jesus. He read the bible and prayed all the time and one had one small meal of greens and while he did this he dreamed of jesus. Is he closer to God, or was his mind so focused and his body so weak that had he thought of elvis he'd of sang at graceland a dream? I don't know. I only know what I believe.

I was not raised in a church going house. My parents were both forced fed the church and decided to let me find my own path. I've spoken to people of Jewish, Christan, Muslim, and Pagan faiths. I've read and watched and looked up all kinds of things. I been to all kinds of churches and other houses of worship. For me it's what feels right. I feel I've been around longer than my 28 years on this planet. I feel I've known some people I've met before. Does my dog have a soul? The bible says no from what I've been told. When I look in my dogs eyes I know there's a soul. I also feel that trees have souls. I look at things like this. If it came from the earth, it has a spirit. Might not be a full fledged soul but it has a spirit. There is a spark something. Too many things fit. Why else can you point to anything in nature and it has a reason. Sure you can argue intelligent design, I like to think that nature is just smarter than us and are trying to show us.

I try.

Yes it's like when your parents would yell at you for making faces. It will stick. I grew up with a kid Timmy Vesuicous (It's pronounced Smith by the way.) He made a face and held it for like 8 weeks and it stuck. He had to get 33 different surgeries to get his face back from it. He wasn't allowed to get school pictures for like 3 years. It was just nasty. All the kids called him gross face Timmy.

Interesting story about this. It was the cat. I heard about it from this homless guy once. The cat was so tired of dealing with the damn dogs she let them out in hopes she's get a decent nights sleep. The joke was on the cat cause then those Jacka$$es wrote the song.

Because the real news is sad and depressing. Watching Tom Cruise make an a$$ out of him self is funny.

I give you an example.

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How much naked swing dancing will we see in the Preservation Hall Tent?