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"I'll give you 3 good reasons why we should stay the course in Iraq and ignore those defeatist liberal freedom haters that want to cut and run. Number 1.......uhhhh.......ummmm......uhhhh.....what was the question? Oh yeah. #1 Freedom #2 Democracy #3 Liberty."
Post by ronburgandy? on Aug 23, 2006 7:23:17 GMT -5
"ok...so this one oil executive buddy of mine asked me to finger is butthole..but i was all like 'c'mon cowboy, that there is my shootin finger, how can i pretend to be a cowboy and hunt down sadd-i mean-osama bin laden with a dirty trigger finger. But after much prayer, i decided to go ahead and take care of him. Why? Because i am a christian man, and if we dont take care of the oil execs, then who will? Plus we need thier help in eliminating the REAL threat to the United states..the GAYS."
"He was a funny lookin' hippie type... ... and all he kept sayin...was 'I need a miracle'... and he was holdin' his finger up kinda like this... Then he shot me with a squirt gun and everything started to change. And I couldn't help but thinking that i am one evil son-of-a-bitch. And what do i really give to the world. Maybe I should just give all the stolen money away and just dance... ...."
John: We don't even understand our own music Spider: It doesn't, does it matter whether we understand it? At least it'll give us . . . strength John: I know but maybe we could get into it more if we understood it
We treat mishaps like sinking ships and I know that I don't want to be out to drift Well I can see it in your eyes like I taste your lips and They both tell me that we're better than this
Post by strumntheguitar on Jun 1, 2007 11:24:15 GMT -5
Once we're done in the Middle East and we're done in Korea, we have one target remaing.
My officials have informed me that there are in fact pictures of WMDs in heaven. For the past 5 years God has been producing these WMDs and there is an imminent threat to the country's wellbeing.
That said, I dismiss what I just said and we are attacking tomorrow. Without the blessing of any other country in the world. And We Will Prevail!
