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I’m in the middle of a 2 day with back to back Tipper shows and the Saints playoff game. Hopefully he comes on before 11:30 tonight because I gotta work tomorrow. Gonna be a long day of drinking regardless.
Me - "How do you even become Pope???" Cap'n Mac - *googles how to become Pope*... "Because I'm sure so many people have googled how to... oh wait- There's a How to Wiki on how to become Pope. There really is a Wiki for everything."
This is how we spend our Saturday nights. Be jealous folks. Be jealous.
on a related note, TIL that you can get a master's in divinity. YOU CAN BE A MASTER OF DIVINITY. I WASTED MY TIME BECOMING A MASTER OF ADVERTISING WHEN I COULD'VE BECOME A MASTER OF FUCKING DIVINITY.
Me - "How do you even become Pope???" Cap'n Mac - *googles how to become Pope*... "Because I'm sure so many people have googled how to... oh wait- There's a How to Wiki on how to become Pope. There really is a Wiki for everything."
This is how we spend our Saturday nights. Be jealous folks. Be jealous.
on a related note, TIL that you can get a master's in divinity. YOU CAN BE A MASTER OF DIVINITY. I WASTED MY TIME BECOMING A MASTER OF ADVERTISING WHEN I COULD'VE BECOME A MASTER OF FUCKING DIVINITY.
The head minister at the church I used to go to had his masters in divinity from Harvard. Talk about fancy.
Me - "How do you even become Pope???" Cap'n Mac - *googles how to become Pope*... "Because I'm sure so many people have googled how to... oh wait- There's a How to Wiki on how to become Pope. There really is a Wiki for everything."
This is how we spend our Saturday nights. Be jealous folks. Be jealous.
on a related note, TIL that you can get a master's in divinity. YOU CAN BE A MASTER OF DIVINITY. I WASTED MY TIME BECOMING A MASTER OF ADVERTISING WHEN I COULD'VE BECOME A MASTER OF FUCKING DIVINITY.
The head minister at the church I used to go to had his masters in divinity from Harvard. Talk about fancy.
In that case, he is basically done with step one of becoming pope. And from Harvard? He's gotta have a strong lead. As long as he's catholic and has a penis... those are two more mandatory requirements. Catholic. Penis. Be Old. Master of Divinity.
The head minister at the church I used to go to had his masters in divinity from Harvard. Talk about fancy.
In that case, he is basically done with step one of becoming pope. And from Harvard? He's gotta have a strong lead. As long as he's catholic and has a penis... those are two more mandatory requirements. Catholic. Penis. Be Old. Master of Divinity.
Penis? He has kids, so I'm gonna assume yes. Catholic? No. He's a UU minister. Almost became a Quaker.
Btw, the ladyfriend's dad also has one. He went to Emory in Atlanta.
In that case, he is basically done with step one of becoming pope. And from Harvard? He's gotta have a strong lead. As long as he's catholic and has a penis... those are two more mandatory requirements. Catholic. Penis. Be Old. Master of Divinity.
Penis? He has kids, so I'm gonna assume yes. Catholic? No. He's a UU minister. Almost became a Quaker.
Btw, the ladyfriend's dad also has one. He went to Emory in Atlanta.
Ah, ok. I was about to say.. he has kids? He can't become pope. They're all celibate. Also, what does her dad do with a master's in divinity?? I had no idea that was even a thing yet here you are knowing all kinds of divinity masters.
Me - "How do you even become Pope???" Cap'n Mac - *googles how to become Pope*... "Because I'm sure so many people have googled how to... oh wait- There's a How to Wiki on how to become Pope. There really is a Wiki for everything."
This is how we spend our Saturday nights. Be jealous folks. Be jealous.
on a related note, TIL that you can get a master's in divinity. YOU CAN BE A MASTER OF DIVINITY. I WASTED MY TIME BECOMING A MASTER OF ADVERTISING WHEN I COULD'VE BECOME A MASTER OF FUCKING DIVINITY.
"Wait - there are only 200-something cardinals in the world? That can't be right. Is being cardinal a big deal?"
".......yes."
"Oh. Because I'm pretty sure a cardinal came to my church once, and I talked through the whole thing."
*blinks*
"You don't understand what it's like to be 15 in a room with some old white dude talking."
Me - "How do you even become Pope???" Cap'n Mac - *googles how to become Pope*... "Because I'm sure so many people have googled how to... oh wait- There's a How to Wiki on how to become Pope. There really is a Wiki for everything."
This is how we spend our Saturday nights. Be jealous folks. Be jealous.
on a related note, TIL that you can get a master's in divinity. YOU CAN BE A MASTER OF DIVINITY. I WASTED MY TIME BECOMING A MASTER OF ADVERTISING WHEN I COULD'VE BECOME A MASTER OF FUCKING DIVINITY.
"Wait - there are only 200-something cardinals in the world? That can't be right. Is being cardinal a big deal?"
".......yes."
"Oh. Because I'm pretty sure a cardinal came to my church once, and I talked through the whole thing."
*blinks*
"You don't understand what it's like to be 15 in a room with some old white dude talking."
Well, you don't! You're not catholic!!! YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE! YOU DON'T POUR MY CEREAL!
Im goin to start a petition to change the name of the city of atlanta to atnanta. symmetry demands it!! atlalta would also work but its harded to pronounce so fudge it.
Cranking some old Hillage - Solar Musick Suite, knocked some motherfuckers who I love and haven’t seen in decades until tonight the fuck out; it’s pushing 4. And I still got that shit. Peace
Post by LoveLuckLaughter on Sept 5, 2018 19:43:04 GMT -5
I'm not drunk yet but I'm on my 2nd glass of after work wine and this subject was apropos for this thread.
I got on my Spotify for the first time since the weekend when I DJ'd for our campsite and drank wine, and it asked me if I wanted to "Jump back in" to Frank Ocean "Blonde", Jim James' "Uniform Distortion", Ice Cube's "The Predator", Khruangbin, Sgt Pepper's and some playlist called "Mexican Music". I was like "Damn, that sounds like a fucking amazingly fun night!". Too bad I don't remember a second of it.
Even saw the lights on the Goodyear Blimp. And it read "Ice Cube's a Pimp".
Edit: I managed to finish another glass of wine while i got distracted and took an hour and 1/2 to finish that post. So now I'm a lil drunk.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
Me - "How do you even become Pope???" Cap'n Mac - *googles how to become Pope*... "Because I'm sure so many people have googled how to... oh wait- There's a How to Wiki on how to become Pope. There really is a Wiki for everything."
This is how we spend our Saturday nights. Be jealous folks. Be jealous.
on a related note, TIL that you can get a master's in divinity. YOU CAN BE A MASTER OF DIVINITY. I WASTED MY TIME BECOMING A MASTER OF ADVERTISING WHEN I COULD'VE BECOME A MASTER OF FUCKING DIVINITY.
The head minister at the church I used to go to had his masters in divinity from Harvard. Talk about fancy.
Not quite as fancy as that, but one of my really good friends from way back has a Masters in divinity from Duke. She officiated at my fake wedding.
(I know this post is old and I’m not drunken, but I’m bored and don’t want to do work.)
Im goin to start a petition to change the name of the city of atlanta to atnanta. symmetry demands it!! atlalta would also work but its harded to pronounce so fudge it.
If we’re being honest, isn’t it really just Atlanna anyway?
Im goin to start a petition to change the name of the city of atlanta to atnanta. symmetry demands it!! atlalta would also work but its harded to pronounce so fudge it.
If we’re being honest, isn’t it really just Atlanna anyway?
In some areas it's closer to Alanna if we are being honest.
Yo. It’s 5:13. I shouldn’t have had the iced coffee at 11:30. But that’s okay. Three of a Perfect Pair and Please Don’t Touch done. Blasting A Trick of the Tail late because the people on the other side of the walls are out of town.
The face in the water looks up. She shakes her head. As if to say. That it’s the last time you’ll love like today ay! Sail away away. Ripples never come back. Gone to the other side...
