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Just took my first ever shot of Malort. Why is it like that
OMG I am now down a Malort rabbit hole. Here are some of the slogans fans came up with:
Malort, kick your mouth in the balls! Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON. Malort, tonight’s the night you fight your dad. Malort, the Champagne of pain. Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations. Drink Malort, it’s easier than telling people you have nothing to live for. Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with. Malort, these pants aren’t going to shit themselves. Malort, the official drink of "I'm not getting my security deposit back".
In the Chicago drinking world, the Chicago Handshake is slang for a drink special involving a shot of Jeppson's Malört paired with an 'old-school' Midwestern beer, most typically Old Style Beer.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
esteban please describe the flavor of Malort for the class
I don't think I've ever tried that one. I don't generally like either aperitifs or digestifs because they taste like bad medicine to me - literally the Bon Jovi of alcohols. We have a friend who swears by both Amaro and Campari and extols their virtues. No matter how much I listen to him, a swig always makes things worse. One time me and my daughter were in Revel Cocktail Bar, and she told the owner/superstar-bartender that she didn't like Campari. He made her a snowball with it, and she was like damn, never mind and figured whatever else he put it in there made it drinkable.
Otherwise, all this kind of stuff to me tastes like someone vomited back up medicine, strained it and then served it in a small and dainty glass. I tried under the counter Czech citrus absinthe once at a bar in the FQ. It was like $30.00 for this orangey shot. It took me over an hour to manage to get it down. Most of these concoctions claim to use "botanicals" which clearly aren't extracts of good tasting botanicals such as Elderflower (St. Germaine).
I will say my dad used to drink Benedictine and Brandy after dinner when we'd eat out at a restaurant. That was pretty bad too, but it gave my mouth a weird sensation of blowing wind when he'd let me try it.
Love being there for someone's first Malort shot when visiting Chicago, their face is always priceless. I always take one with them though, only a dick would make someone do it by themselves
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
Or listening to Jello. I love it when you listen to Jello and are drunk too.
m Hahaha, Josh gets the next song, but I will pick a Jello song after that. I looooove you, LLL!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
And I want to tell you how many times I still dip into my CDs that you sent me back in 2012 because my auxillary cord in my car quit working years ago. All of those CDs that everyone sent me are now my music. And I still use your purses. So you are always with me.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
m Hahaha, Josh gets the next song, but I will pick a Jello song after that. I looooove you, LLL!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
And I want to tell you how many times I still dip into my CDs that you sent me back in 2012 because my auxillary cord in my car quit working years ago. All of those CDs that everyone sent me are now my music. And I still use your purses. So you are always with me.
Aw, I loooove to hear that things I’ve made address still and differently, I just had to buy a new cord for my phone to connect to the car. I wish I still sewed sometimes, but we only have two bedrooms right now and the second one is exerercise-y, which is fucking amazing that we both like exercising so I’m not complaining at all because knitting is a great outlet for craftiness and I don’t need a room for that. That was a weird way for that sentence to go but I think you get me. And I’m going to knit you a pair of socks!!!!! What size shoe do you wear and what’s favorite color????!!!
And I want to tell you how many times I still dip into my CDs that you sent me back in 2012 because my auxillary cord in my car quit working years ago. All of those CDs that everyone sent me are now my music. And I still use your purses. So you are always with me.
Aw, I loooove to hear that things I’ve made are used still and differently, I just had to buy a new cord for my phone to connect to the car. I wish I still sewed sometimes, but we only have two bedrooms right now and the second one is exerercise-y, which is fucking amazing that we both like exercising so I’m not complaining at all because knitting is a great outlet for craftiness and I don’t need a room for that. That was a weird way for that sentence to go but I think you get me. And I’m going to knit you a pair of socks!!!!! What size shoe do you wear and what’s favorite color????!!!
Post by LoveLuckLaughter on Feb 12, 2022 23:51:47 GMT -5
NothingButFlowers 7.5 and Rainbow, or course. Or teal blue or purple. Would also wear yellow or orange. Just not a big red or pure green, white or black fan. Hope that makes sense ahahah
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
You call yourselves the moral majority We call ourselves people in the real world Tryna stamp us out but we're gonna survive cause god must be dead, if you're alive..
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
NothingButFlowers 7.5 and Rainbow, or course. Or teal blue or purple. Would also wear yellow or orange. Just not a big red or pure green, white or black fan. Hope that makes sense ahahah
Rambling-but-non-drunken-drunken-rambling-follow-up: I know exactly what yarn I’m going to make your socks with! But I just started a sweater, but also I’m sure I will need a break from that at some point. But another also, I am absolutely terrible about getting things done, and we are hopefully moving sometime in the next few months, so you can expect your socks sometime in the next two years or so.
NothingButFlowers 7.5 and Rainbow, or course. Or teal blue or purple. Would also wear yellow or orange. Just not a big red or pure green, white or black fan. Hope that makes sense ahahah
Rambling-but-non-drunken-drunken-rambling-follow-up: I know exactly what yarn I’m going to make your socks with! But I just started a sweater, but also I’m sure I will need a break from that at some point. But another also, I am absolutely terrible about getting things done, and we are hopefully moving sometime in the next few months, so you can expect your socks sometime in the next two years or so.
The Farmer's Almanac says the winter in two years will be especially harsh, so it will be the perfect time for a pair of socks.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 