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I have to work on Friday so I figured I would make the most of tonight. I just wish I had something to ramble about... :/
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Post by smoothaseggs on Jul 3, 2013 23:27:35 GMT -5
I left my door open today during a delivery and when I got back in to drive away, I heard something in the back of my van. I looked in the rearview mirror and saw a dang chicken flapping around and clucking like crazy. Had to chase it out of the back of my delivery van. DAMN CHICKENS!
About the most excitement I get at work is from my ridiculous boss. I'm about 75% sure he's having an affair with this woman across the hall. If she leaves, he will practically sprint out the door to follow her. It's creepy. They'll be gone for a couple of hours then magically show back up at almost the same time again..
You're just too young to grasp how stylin' I really was. All the boys wanted to do me when I was 5. Actually the girls did too. My haircut was confusing.
Bud Lite Lime-A-Ritas taste like the inside of a vacuum cleaner bag.
How do you know that? Unless you have licked the inside of a vacuum cleaner bag. And if you have, why?
I have licked the inside of a vacuum cleaner bag because the flavor of the inside of a vacuum cleaner bag is the only thing strong enough to drive the taste of Bud Lite Lime-A-Ritas out of one's mouth.
Please let me know if I can do anything else to illustrate or clarify how vile this beverage is.
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Please let me know if I can do anything else to illustrate or clarify how vile this beverage is.
Yes please. While I wait for my plane after having my full body cavity strip search (thank you Dale for calling ahead and telling them I might be a terrorist.) I would like to have further clarification on just how foul this drink really is.
Would you rather lick a dirty Porto than drink it?
did I say anything inappropriate in chat last night?
You probably don't want to know
The Modern Drunkard - quacking excellent book - coins the phrase "Blank Shame". It's the way you feel around friends the next day when you're pretty sure you did something terrible the night before that you will never remember, and no one's telling you!