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. . .appearing on one of those crazy reality shows. first he had to swim under like 18 pieces of fiberglass and grab flags for some damn reason. his next daunting stunt was to eat. . .
. . .the nasty combination of horseradish, mayonnaise, and dirty roo-foot scrapings they put on top was gross. the final stunt, for the $23958723893257 prize, was. . .
Post by oatmealschnappz on Apr 26, 2007 17:29:49 GMT -5
(KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK) "What's taking so long?" It was his mom. Evidently he'd been standing in the shower, day-dreaming, for over 2 hours! "Not again!" he thought as he turned the faucet off. He had just stepped-out onto the cold tile floor when....
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Post by poopzilla33 on Apr 26, 2007 17:54:26 GMT -5
...a giant squid attacked him through the drain and pulled him down down down into the atlantic. the only horrifying thought that could run through poor petes mind was....
You will sit in a tent under the glaringly harsh Tennessee sun where you will only be able to hear the music of Bonnaroo if the wind is blowing in your direction and while you are there - you will watch repeated showings of David Hasselhoff videos.
Post by billypilgrim on Apr 26, 2007 21:53:57 GMT -5
But Captain Twizzlers fell victim yet again to his love of Jell-O shots and, as he stood there trying to come up with fiendish punishments, Petey flew off. He caught a prevailing trade wind, which led him to a peaceful island, where laying on the beach was none other than . . .
Post by oatmealschnappz on Apr 26, 2007 22:01:48 GMT -5
...Clint Howard. His muscles glistened in the tropical sunlight as he sipped seductively from a hollowed-out coconut. He raised his head, licked his lips and said...
"White collar conservative flashin down the street, pointing that plastic finger at me, they all assume my kind will drop and die, but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high." Jimi Hendrix
Post by poopzilla33 on Apr 27, 2007 13:14:51 GMT -5
.....he then turned into a giant purple monster with the intelligence of a sea lion and the poise of a mantis, but more muscular. in this form he could..........
"White collar conservative flashin down the street, pointing that plastic finger at me, they all assume my kind will drop and die, but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high." Jimi Hendrix
