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Post by strumntheguitar on Sept 4, 2007 19:01:06 GMT -5
I thoroughly enjoy Orbit gum... but they really need to find a new way to pack their gum. Everytime I want a piece it takes me a good 30 seconds of pulling to get the pieces loose. eff that.
Post by strumntheguitar on Sept 5, 2007 3:46:37 GMT -5
I hate Visual Basic.
(all you programmers might know what I'm talking about. Others, I'm sorry... but it's for your best that you just don't know about it )
I have a program due in 7 hours, and I've spent the last 6 hours trying to figure this piece of nuts out... and the sad thing is with C++ or probably even Java I could've busted it out in maybe 30 minutes. Eff Visual Basic.
Post by lordrockinhood on Sept 5, 2007 11:47:28 GMT -5
When you look at Comcast Concert TV in the last post column by the Troo Music Lounge, at a glance it looks like Corncast Concert TV... now that's a channel I really want!
Post by lordrockinhood on Sept 5, 2007 15:11:59 GMT -5
strumntheguitar said:
I thoroughly enjoy Orbit gum... but they really need to find a new way to pack their gum. Everytime I want a piece it takes me a good 30 seconds of pulling to get the pieces loose. eff that.
I agree 100%, always drives me crazy Try Dentine Ice Soft Chew, in the foldout box Better packaging, and better gum
Post by strumntheguitar on Sept 5, 2007 18:01:20 GMT -5
I'm so pissed... I found out Bob Dylan and Elvis Costello are coming to Charlottesville, but I don't know that I could afford it and be happy about it.
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."
"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. "
"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible..."
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless."
"I went camping once, and got into an argument with a girlfriend in the tent. This is a really bad place to get in an argument, because I walked out and attempted to "slam the flap." How are you supposed to express your anger in this type of situation? Zipper it up really quick? *Zipper Noise* Fuck you! "
"Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit. "
"When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list, they say, "Dufrenes, party of two, table ready for Dufrenes, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say the name again: "Dufrenes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll move on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Dufrenes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. We need help. "Bush, search party of three. You can eat once you find the Dufrenes."
Post by strumntheguitar on Sept 5, 2007 20:59:42 GMT -5
alyroo said:
"When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list, they say, "Dufrenes, party of two, table ready for Dufrenes, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say the name again: "Dufrenes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll move on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Dufrenes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. We need help. "Bush, search party of three. You can eat once you find the Dufrenes."
one of my favorite lines of his
other runners for the top spot include:
"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. "
"I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. "
"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? "
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
and
I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, only "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience."
Post by oleander124 on Sept 6, 2007 10:26:27 GMT -5
Some more funny quote-o-ramas:
"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down."
"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load nuts into a truck"
"You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together."
"And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that… "
"And we had the Pagans in Britain. You didn't really have the Pagans here. You had the Native Americans and it was much more of a warrior, aboriginal-type existence, and... we had the Pagans. They were into sex, death, and religion in an interesting night-time telly type of way. And we had the Druids! Long white robes, long white beards, early transvestites, didn't get their shaving together; and they built Stonehenge, one of the biggest henges in the world. No one's built a henge like that ever since. No one knows what the fuck a henge is! Before Stonehenge, there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge, but a big bad wolf came and blew them down, and three little piggies were relocated to the projects. "
Death sux....trying to explain death to an eight year old and help them deal with the repercussions and events surrounding REALLY sux....circle of life and all not withstanding....but still....