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Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I strongly suggest getting a big dry erase board and one of those big yearly planners on the company's dime. That's two walls right there. Then have the other wall for your Miss Schulze Collage.
edit: Oh wait, you're a lawyer. You need like classy shit up amiright? You can't be dorking it up like an engineer. Get like a huge mounted endangered species or something with tusks. That'll do.
As a rule of thumb I don't take any chances with mayonaise.
On the other hand, I think many would find so much joy in Juggs getting food poisoning. Not me because I hate puking so much that I wouldn't wish it on anyone, but I am sure some would find it hilarious.
You're fine. I won't go into details, but there was a certain hazing done to a certain Inforoo community member during a certain freshman year on the varsity football team that involved luke-warm mayo and a spoon. He didn't die, so you should be fine.