How Do You Cut Your Sandwich?

garageland Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Oldest living hipster That’s entirely too many cows Joined: January 2017 Posts: 10,324	How Do You Cut Your Sandwich? Aug 1, 2022 12:42:12 GMT -5 via mobile Jim likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by garageland on Aug 1, 2022 12:42:12 GMT -5 There’s a buncha geometry in to achieving the optimal cut but I won’t stress you out with that. Just don’t hand me that “none” mess. You’re a self admitted heathen if you do.
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Post by Dad Dog on Aug 1, 2022 12:43:38 GMT -5

Aug 1, 2022 12:42:12 GMT -5 garageland said:

There’s a buncha geometry in to achieving the optimal cut but I won’t stress you out with that.

Just don’t hand me that “none” mess. You’re a self admitted heathen if you do.

all 3 cuts

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Crab Mech Inforoo Influencer Poohbear Joined: January 2017 Posts: 45,611	How Do You Cut Your Sandwich? Aug 1, 2022 12:43:53 GMT -5 via mobile garageland likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Crab Mech on Aug 1, 2022 12:43:53 GMT -5 Green if it's thinner like a PBJ. If it's piled with stuff, yellow.
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Druid Global Moderator The Wise One Riding my bike Joined: March 2007 Posts: 29,173 Gender: Female	How Do You Cut Your Sandwich? Aug 1, 2022 13:00:43 GMT -5 sang_xcx, rebelbrad, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Druid on Aug 1, 2022 13:00:43 GMT -5 Some people cut their sandwiches?
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garageland Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Oldest living hipster That’s entirely too many cows Joined: January 2017 Posts: 10,324	How Do You Cut Your Sandwich? Aug 1, 2022 13:06:39 GMT -5 via mobile Druid and rebelbrad like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by garageland on Aug 1, 2022 13:06:39 GMT -5 Aug 1, 2022 13:00:43 GMT -5 Druid said: Some people cut their sandwiches?
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Druid Global Moderator The Wise One Riding my bike Joined: March 2007 Posts: 29,173 Gender: Female	How Do You Cut Your Sandwich? Aug 1, 2022 13:12:47 GMT -5 garageland likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Druid on Aug 1, 2022 13:12:47 GMT -5 Aug 1, 2022 13:06:39 GMT -5 garageland said: Aug 1, 2022 13:00:43 GMT -5 Druid said: Some people cut their sandwiches? And proud of it.
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Post by Jim on Aug 1, 2022 14:37:26 GMT -5

Aug 1, 2022 12:42:12 GMT -5 garageland said:

There’s a buncha geometry in to achieving the optimal cut but I won’t stress you out with that.

Just don’t hand me that “none” mess. You’re a self admitted heathen if you do.

I prefer to line up the pieces of bread

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Siggy Stanky McNasty professional cat herder Joined: February 2012 Posts: 2,764	How Do You Cut Your Sandwich? Aug 1, 2022 14:41:24 GMT -5 garageland and Todd like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Siggy on Aug 1, 2022 14:41:24 GMT -5 The cuban is the best sandwich and it is sliced diagonally. This means that diagonal is the best method if one chooses to slice their sandwich
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Jaz Global Moderator Cozy Disco Diva hi Joined: May 2012 Posts: 19,649	How Do You Cut Your Sandwich? Aug 1, 2022 14:43:18 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jaz on Aug 1, 2022 14:43:18 GMT -5 Aug 1, 2022 13:05:16 GMT -5 ZIG said: No cutting. I eat the crust off the PB&J then eat the entire gooey, wonderful middle. Same. I cut grilled cheese diagonally though.
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itrainmonkeys Global Moderator Monkey Mod Joined: March 2008 Posts: 37,111	How Do You Cut Your Sandwich? Aug 1, 2022 16:23:16 GMT -5 via mobile garageland likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by itrainmonkeys on Aug 1, 2022 16:23:16 GMT -5 Make a PBJon toast and cut it in 4 parallel, vertical lines. You now have pbj toast sticks
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Post by Jim the Luck DЯagon on Aug 1, 2022 17:04:38 GMT -5

Aug 1, 2022 14:41:24 GMT -5 Siggy said:

The cuban is the best sandwich and it is sliced diagonally. This means that diagonal is the best method if one chooses to slice their sandwich

The Cuban Sandwich is not even the best sandwich that Cubans make

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Aug 1, 2022 17:04:38 GMT -5 Jim the Luck DЯagon said:

Aug 1, 2022 14:41:24 GMT -5 Siggy said:

The cuban is the best sandwich and it is sliced diagonally. This means that diagonal is the best method if one chooses to slice their sandwich

The Cuban Sandwich is not even the best sandwich that Cubans make

Pan con bistec or pan con lechón or gtfo

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Aug 1, 2022 17:06:14 GMT -5 elpingu said:

Aug 1, 2022 17:04:38 GMT -5 Jim the Luck DЯagon said:

The Cuban Sandwich is not even the best sandwich that Cubans make

Pan con bistec or pan con lechón or gtfo

I’ll fuck up a croqueta preparada for breakfast too

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Jim the Luck DЯagon Stanky McNasty Having a luck dragon with you is the only way to go on a quest. Joined: December 2013 Posts: 3,005	How Do You Cut Your Sandwich? Aug 1, 2022 18:26:50 GMT -5 via mobile elpingu and garageland like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jim the Luck DЯagon on Aug 1, 2022 18:26:50 GMT -5 Fritas are overrated
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Aug 1, 2022 14:43:18 GMT -5 Jaz said:

Aug 1, 2022 13:05:16 GMT -5 ZIG said:

No cutting. I eat the crust off the PB&J then eat the entire gooey, wonderful middle.

Same.

I cut grilled cheese diagonally though.

I don’t cut grilled cheese either though. Why make a knife dirty when it’s not necessary.

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garageland Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Oldest living hipster That’s entirely too many cows Joined: January 2017 Posts: 10,324	How Do You Cut Your Sandwich? Aug 1, 2022 18:57:09 GMT -5 via mobile Druid and itrainmonkeys like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by garageland on Aug 1, 2022 18:57:09 GMT -5 Today I learned there are 16 Godless people on Inforoo. Well, 16 and Druid but she was never in question.
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ZIG Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Joined: December 2015 Posts: 7,755	How Do You Cut Your Sandwich? Aug 1, 2022 18:57:52 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ZIG on Aug 1, 2022 18:57:52 GMT -5 Aug 1, 2022 18:57:09 GMT -5 garageland said: Today I learned there are 16 Godless people on Inforoo. Well, 16 and Druid but she was never in question. You say godless like it’s a bad thing…
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Aug 1, 2022 18:57:52 GMT -5 ZIG said:

Aug 1, 2022 18:57:09 GMT -5 garageland said:

Today I learned there are 16 Godless people on Inforoo. Well, 16 and Druid but she was never in question.

You say godless like it’s a bad thing…

Oh don’t think you’re getting a pass for making Uncrustables at an adult age either.

GOD. LESS. Y’all need to start saying prayers to Saint Martha or something.

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Aug 1, 2022 18:56:30 GMT -5 ZIG said:

Aug 1, 2022 14:43:18 GMT -5 Jaz said:

Same.

I cut grilled cheese diagonally though.

I don’t cut grilled cheese either though. Why make a knife dirty when it’s not necessary.

Bruh use the spatula

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