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Around Christmas time, I spent some time with my Grandma Rose. This is the Grandma I used to refer to as my evil Grandma, but as I've aged I've realized she's more crazy and sad than she is evil. Anyway, she shows her love by buying me stuff and her disapproval by withholding stuff. So when we spend time together, it's usually in a commercial environment. So, it's Christmas time and we're at the brand spankin' new Target that's opened in my area. She's got a cart full of stuff and gets tired, so she moseys on up to the front of the store to have a seat at the Starbucks. While she's there she gets a sample cup of coffee and promptly spills it all over a shirt that she has not purchased yet. Now, this was not a little bit of coffee... this light colored shirt had a huge brown coffee stain right down the middle of it.
My poor unsuspecting self walks over to my grandma and she says to me, rather loudly because she's hard of hearing, "Megan, I spilled coffee on this shirt. Go put it back on the rack and get me another one just like it. The same size. Go."
I stand there stunned for a moment not sure of what to do. I know that if I say no, this will send her into an angry funk and she will likely not speak nicely to me for the rest of the day... so...
I discreetly as possible returned the coffee soiled shirt to the rack and retrieved another so as not to receive the wrath of crazy Grandma. I was SO embarrassed. If I had been caught, I don't know what I would have done.
Wow, that is pretty frightening. I have some conservative folks in my family, but nothing that bad. Wowsers.
The same grandma I mentioned above threatened to have me arrested today. Because I took a bunch of glass negatives that belonged to my great grandfather out of the house with the intention of having them transfered to digital photos. She knew that I took them, but now she wants them back and she's crazy. So she threatened to have me arrested. Out of no where, right before telling me how cute my little brother's school pictures are.
I was out shopping with my daughter (16) this afternoon when I got a call from my wife suggesting that the two of us go out for dinner tonight. Seemed like a good idea so I hung up and said to my daughter "Hey, I've got a hot date tonight'. "Cool," she says, "d'ya think you'll get laid?"
I was out shopping with my daughter (16) this afternoon when I got a call from my wife suggesting that the two of us go out for dinner tonight. Seemed like a good idea so I hung up and said to my daughter "Hey, I've got a hot date tonight'. "Cool," she says, "d'ya think you'll get laid?"
LMAO LMAO LMAO
My funny story was not funny yesterday when it happened but now I find it amusing.
I sent my mom the link for Earth Hour - then I talked to her a little while later and asked if she got the email - she told me she had but did not understand what it was - so I explained it - and then all of a sudden she knew everything about it - that is that it is all about Greenpeace and Sierra Club and it is a huge conspirace for these two groups to force the government to allow us to drill for oil in Alaska by being able to say that all these people support them.
All I could do was sit there and go - HUHHHHHHHH???????
Like I said - yesterday it was not amusing to me - today it is because I am beginning to think maybe Wooz is right and I may really be a Democrat because my mom is the biggest Republican snob you have ever seen and I definately don't wanna be that
ok - so maybe this should have been posted somewhere else -------
This word also has a underground meaning once you break it down. Let’s take “Bonn” for example and it actually turns into the word “Bone”. We all know gays use this word to describe the action of when they are fecal fisting their Cuban cabana boy at their sex bath house parties. Now let’s look at Roo, “Roo” is short for “Kangaroo”.So put the full true message together and you get“Bone a Kangaroo
