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Also they had some new Products as well what else can we come up with.
InsulOn: the roll-on wax-stick treatment for diabetes, the formerly incurable condition! Rub wherever and whenever you inject insulin, and InsulOn will heal your pancreatic failings--homeopathically, “through the nerves”--in 4 to 6 years! “I hate your commercials and this crap clearly isn't the long-lost cure for diabetes, but I love your product!”
DeadOn: apply to the hands before hunting, to steady nerves in order to maximize gun-toting accuracy. The makers of DeadOn guarantee that, with use of the product, your hunting skills will be no worse than “Dead-Eye Dick” Cheney's. For added benefit, apply directly to the rifle!
HardOn: no explanation needed. Will be sold as a cheap roll-on alternative to Viagra/Cialis/Levitra, but instead of actually working, will be marketed based on its homeopathic one part-per-million content of one of many alleged aphrodisiacs. Maybe chocolate? Or tiger penis?
HairOn: baldness is a bazillion-dollar industry with countless devotees dedicated to finding a solution, so people will buy no matter what the proven effectiveness. Active ingredient? Who cares; just throw in something that sounds like it might, in the words of Miralis' Marketing VP, “stimulate your body to overcome” lack of hair! Apply directly to the bald spot!
Dog-on: Apply directly to your dog to heal all physical and psychological problems. Will even stop your dog's room-clearing farts!
Diet-on: Weight loss in a stick. Apply directly to your buttocks, thighs, stomach, etc. In conjunction with diet and exercise will yield believable results.
Diet-on: Weight loss in a stick. Apply directly to your buttocks, thighs, stomach, etc. In conjunction with diet and exercise will yield believable results.
I was thinking something more along the lines of a stink bait.
How about Ramble On. apply directly to an over talkative PITA and they shut the hell up. Sort of the opposite effect from what the name implies. Might be a marketing hurdle.
HardOn: no explanation needed. Will be sold as a cheap roll-on alternative to Viagra/Cialis/Levitra, but instead of actually working, will be marketed based on its homeopathic one part-per-million content of one of many alleged aphrodisiacs. Maybe chocolate? Or tiger penis?
I can hear the commercials already: HardOn Apply directly to the foreskin HardOn Apply directly to the foreskin HardOn Apply directly to the foreskin
