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"...when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to throw that f**kin radio into the tub with me." -Dr. Gonzo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
ive never used a pickup line. i cant imagine they work.
as for wanting some "female virgin" to have started this thread. yeah, thats just want we want. to hook up with someone for thier first time at bonnaroo. like it wouldnt be awkward enough dealing with a virgin, but at 'roo?
im bringing my gf with me - so this whole thread is moot. but if i was single, that sounds like a nightmare to me. i guess attitudes towards that sort of thing change as you get older...
haha thought id say that first for all you dissapointed pervs.
Now, heres the deal: I just got out of a year long relationship, one which had lots and lots of sex. But she was not my soulmate, so I moved on. I hail from the north east and so I'm lucky enough to have seen hundreds of great shows, seen pearl jam five times, metallica twice.
The one thing I wana do before im tied down, old and miserable is to have great dirty festival sex with a beautiful hippie chick I don't even know.
Yea this post is lame, but its bonnaroo! theres not enough time to whine and dine! cant we just pretend its the 60's cept with condoms?
haha thought id say that first for all you dissapointed pervs.
Now, heres the deal: I just got out of a year long relationship, one which had lots and lots of sex. But she was not my soulmate, so I moved on. I hail from the north east and so I'm lucky enough to have seen hundreds of great shows, seen pearl jam five times, metallica twice.
The one thing I wana do before im tied down, old and miserable is to have great dirty festival sex with a beautiful hippie chick I don't even know.
Yea this post is lame, but its bonnaroo! theres not enough time to whine and dine! cant we just pretend its the 60's cept with condoms?
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OH MY GOD>>>>>>>No he di ent!
yeah - uhhh - you know me - not often that I am rendered speechless - but this was pretty much my reaction to this whole post - LOL
Post by Sköldpadda on May 19, 2008 11:57:14 GMT -5
Haha, that might be the point.
Pickup lines work in the sense that they break the ice. When there's really nothing intelligent to say, sometimes you just have to say something totally stupid to get a laugh.
None of these lines are going to get you anywhere on their own, but there are a couple gems in this thread that could be used as icebreakers, if you're using them on a girl with a proper sense of humor.
Post by purplefuzzystuff on May 19, 2008 13:51:32 GMT -5
Oh Jeebus! You guys are killing me!!
haha I love pickup lines I think they are the greatest thing since sliced bread lol.....I almost always give a guy credit if he comes up to me and uses one of those cheesy lines
I agree with purplefuzzystuff - if a guy has balls enugh to come up and actually use a cheesy pick up line - back when I was young and single - I would have to at least talk to him
I'm looking for a hot chick to spend the weekend with me at Bonnaroo. EVERYTHING will be furnished. All you have to do is show some love.
Also
Not quite as creepy
Hi, I am a SWM 30 nice body. I have a extra Bonnaroo VIP ticket if you think I should take you let me know why and hopefully send me a picture. All inclusive deal, Class A Motorhome, and VIP guest camping dont miss out on your chance to really get the Bonnaroo experience the way you should so let me know.
