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Post by strumntheguitar on May 19, 2008 23:09:17 GMT -5
^^word. I just take things like this lighthearted and with a chuckle. I mean... Since the creation of this thread, I have laughed and heard quality and not-so-quality pick up lines and laughed some more.
... Since the creation of this thread, I have laughed and heard quality and not-so-quality pick up lines and laughed some more.
I cannot complain about laughter ;D
That was actually my intent with this thread. Laughs. Obviously i dont seriously think ill get ass from it, its more of an exploratory committee on what to expect when i arrive hahah. I have a feeling this is going to be the greatest festival ever. Woodstock who?
"...when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to throw that f**kin radio into the tub with me." -Dr. Gonzo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
As my Inebriated buddy walks out of the Porto, he yells out, "Dude...I love this place...bonnaroo thinks about everything...they even put beer holders next to the toilet!"
Had to break it to him that that was the urnal. Good times good times!
I ll try my hand in this - hey.. come here often? you could with me... -if u were jello would u be fruit at the bottom or stired - or walk up to a group of girls and say im gonna fuck u and u and u and u .... ok whos first -if its true u are what u eat i could be u by morning
1) If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? 2) Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. 3) My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? 4) That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. 5) Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them. 6) I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. 7) You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. 8) Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat. 9) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning. 10) I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
