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Post by Britney's_Fears on Jun 3, 2008 13:29:56 GMT -5
This is the alternate universe to the "Sex at Bonnaroo" thread. This is the "I ain't gettin' any" thread.
Come on all you unlucky single guys and gals, or worse, married people and share your misery.
Fun Fact: Did you know that almost 20% of marriages in the U.S. are classified as "Sexless Marriages"? A sexless marriage is when the husband and wife "do it" 10 times or less a year.
"...when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to throw that f**kin radio into the tub with me." -Dr. Gonzo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Post by DystopianDream on Jun 3, 2008 13:41:42 GMT -5
Well, being happily married and gettin' it more frequently that 10x a year (yikes! do they poke a hole in the sheets to do it, too??), I probably won't be getting any at roo. . .
Watchin' a stretch of road, miles of light explode. Driftin' off a thing I'd never done before. Watchin' a crowd roll in. Out go the lights it begins. A feelin' in my bones I've never felt before...
Well, being happily married and gettin' it more frequently that 10x a year (yikes! do they poke a hole in the sheets to do it, too??), I probably won't be getting any at roo. . .
I'm happily married too. Wanna get together at Bonnaroo and not have sex?
"...when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to throw that f**kin radio into the tub with me." -Dr. Gonzo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Come on all you unlucky single guys and gals, or worse, married people and share your misery.
I'm an unlucky single gal. At first this depressed me, but now, I realize, it could be worse: I could be one of the married people not getting any. It's been six months, and will most likely extend much longer the way things are looking.
I have no plans on getting any at Roo because if I were to "hook up" with a random guy, a place with no air-conditioning or showers would not be on my list
I'm not married but I'll probably be sexless at Roo. Not because I don't want it, but because I'm not the guy who actively tries. Anywho...there will be tons of other stuff going on anyway. I can get sex any time when I'm back in me city.
I will more than likely be sexless at Roo as I will not be trying and there are so many other things to see and do. However if a good opportunity presents itself I will not turn it down either.
Well, being happily married and gettin' it more frequently that 10x a year (yikes! do they poke a hole in the sheets to do it, too??), I probably won't be getting any at roo. . .
I'm happily married too. Wanna get together at Bonnaroo and not have sex?
That sounds hot *and* dirty (and not in a sexual way, more like in a Bonnaroo is literally hot and dirty kind of way)! I'm totally down!
Watchin' a stretch of road, miles of light explode. Driftin' off a thing I'd never done before. Watchin' a crowd roll in. Out go the lights it begins. A feelin' in my bones I've never felt before...
Come on all you unlucky single guys and gals, or worse, married people and share your misery.
I'm an unlucky single gal. At first this depressed me, but now, I realize, it could be worse: I could be one of the married people not getting any. It's been six months, and will most likely extend much longer the way things are looking.
I have no plans on getting any at Roo because if I were to "hook up" with a random guy, a place with no air-conditioning or showers would not be on my list
That's kind of the way I look at Roo. Not that I'm looking but if I was, the port-a-potties really ruin "the mood" for me. I mean seeing what I see in those things everytime I need to take a leak is a real turn off.
I'm an unlucky single gal. At first this depressed me, but now, I realize, it could be worse: I could be one of the married people not getting any. It's been six months, and will most likely extend much longer the way things are looking.
I have no plans on getting any at Roo because if I were to "hook up" with a random guy, a place with no air-conditioning or showers would not be on my list
That's kind of the way I look at Roo. Not that I'm looking but if I was, the port-a-potties really ruin "the mood" for me. I mean seeing what I see in those things everytime I need to take a leak is a real turn off.
GA sex would be very much for those who dont mind aroma's and being bonnafunky in the crotch for a few days.
VIP sex... well, having sex while tool is performing. priceless.
That's kind of the way I look at Roo. Not that I'm looking but if I was, the port-a-potties really ruin "the mood" for me. I mean seeing what I see in those things everytime I need to take a leak is a real turn off.
GA sex would be very much for those who dont mind aroma's and being bonnafunky in the crotch for a few days.
VIP sex... well, having sex while tool is performing. priceless.
Post by Fishing Maniac on Jun 3, 2008 15:12:22 GMT -5
I haven't gotten it in so long that I'm not even willing to say how long. I am pimping out my tent, but just because I joked about it with some one. I expect that the short amount of time spent in it will be alone. Although I am certainly not committed to that idea.
Post by hibouxdufromage on Jun 3, 2008 16:42:38 GMT -5
None of my "pets" will be at Bonnaroo this year, so I'm not counting on getting any. It isn't that big of a deal, I can get it on anytime during the rooless 361.
I will more than likely be sexless at Roo as I will not be trying and there are so many other things to see and do. However if a good opportunity presents itself I will not turn it down either.
Post by msfelithatsme on Jun 3, 2008 17:28:14 GMT -5
true. ide rather be sexless than married without sex. although that will never happen. i couldnt let it.
but ive been sexless for 2 months now. YUK. that sounds long. its hard tho. when you dont have a boyfriend.. and no steady booty call.. how are you supposed to have sex?!
I hope I don't end up sexless at roo but I'm going alone so odds are not in my favor, but maybe volunteering w/ access to free showers and an rv might help!
Dude, I seriously can't concentrate on anything but bonnaroo right now. . .It's to the point where I'm poking myself in the eye with foreign objects. . . I think I just need to be sedated until Tuesday. . . . Dystopian Dream
