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Post by Bob Noxious on Jun 8, 2008 16:18:28 GMT -5
Praise the Lord. I was wondering where the other "promise keepers" are going to hook up at. Ya'll we really need to get together so we can witness to all the drunks, gays, Baal worshipers, rockers, mods, and most importantly the Democrats. Hopefully we can pass out over 1,000,000 "Chick" publications tracts. I expect to see all of you at the Metallica show especially!!!!
Some of us may go undercover so if you have to use any illegal substances to spread the good word.....remember, it's for God and it will be alright this time.
Post by Bob Noxious on Jun 8, 2008 16:23:42 GMT -5
No this is not Satan, which you misspelled by the way. This is Bob. PLEASE!!! Stay undercover till the festival/orgy starts I will give you the itenerary.
Whether this thread is satire or not, I've met a couple of Promise Keepers and they are a strange bunch. The one guy that I worked with explained that his Promise is to allow his wife to serve him and that she should be grateful for the opportunity.
Post by Bob Noxious on Jun 8, 2008 17:51:16 GMT -5
Yes brother, I remember telling you about my wifes service to me, but you are neglecting to tell our readers that she is a flat-headed midget with no teeth.
ya know - while I may not be a Promise Keeper and they may be a straneg group - this post kinda threw me off until I saw who posted it.
Bonnaroo is about diversity and tolerance and here is some stupid shmuck that just has to act like a troll in all his posts - why don't you go away - I am sure there are other message boards out there that would appreciate your posts
Praise the Lord. I was wondering where the other "promise keepers" are going to hook up at. Ya'll we really need to get together so we can witness to all the drunks, gays, Baal worshipers, rockers, mods, and most importantly the Democrats. Hopefully we can pass out over 1,000,000 "Chick" publications tracts. I expect to see all of you at the Metallica show especially!!!!
Some of us may go undercover so if you have to use any illegal substances to spread the good word.....remember, it's for God and it will be alright this time.
So, where we all gonna meet up at?
Let me know but keep it on the DL.
PRAISE THE LORD!!!!
You coundn't have picked a better screen-name. I tend to keep my faith to myself. I don't believe I've seen anyone on here smacking you with a Bible, so how about giving it a break. I kinda thought anyone was free to post on here no matter who or how they worshipped.
Praise the Lord. I was wondering where the other "promise keepers" are going to hook up at. Ya'll we really need to get together so we can witness to all the drunks, gays, Baal worshipers, rockers, mods, and most importantly the Democrats. Hopefully we can pass out over 1,000,000 "Chick" publications tracts. I expect to see all of you at the Metallica show especially!!!!
Some of us may go undercover so if you have to use any illegal substances to spread the good word.....remember, it's for God and it will be alright this time.
So, where we all gonna meet up at?
Let me know but keep it on the DL.
PRAISE THE LORD!!!!
You coundn't have picked a better screen-name. I tend to keep my faith to myself. I don't believe I've seen anyone on here smacking you with a Bible, so how about giving it a break. I kinda thought anyone was free to post on here no matter who or how they worshipped.
Oh he just thinks he is being funny and does not realize (or prolly does and just wants to cause problems) that he is being an ass
Post by Bob Noxious on Jun 8, 2008 22:20:13 GMT -5
PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!
Brothers in Promise. Were gonna baptize the the whole lot of them at that mushroom shaped fountain this year. PRAISE GOD!!! The ones we don't baptize...well they probably need a bath anyway. Brothers, if you need to witness to them in only your own corrupted sinley flesh that the Lord gave you, Adam and Eve style....I mean Adam style, well feel free to do whatever it takes to SAVE!!! these heatherns. The lord sayeth: Ask not what your country can do for you but whatever you feel like doing for your country. And don't forget the words of our dear Brother Bush: You are either with us or with the other people PRAISE GOD!!! Brothers, these are the OTHER people! Brothers, we bought a special firetower this year just for spyin out the extree bad sinners PRAISE GOD, so we don't have to use that derned (sorry for the cursing) Ferris Wheel this year and get sore necks and stand in line no more. And if you see the woman in her full unashamed flesh, well do not shield thine eyes from the wanton woman (Luke 24:8). Approach this woman with great haste and ask "Are ye washed in the blood of the lamb?" and if she sayeth no....well brothers...wash her!
ya know - while I may not be a Promise Keeper and they may be a straneg group - this post kinda threw me off until I saw who posted it.
Bonnaroo is about diversity and tolerance and here is some stupid shmuck that just has to act like a troll in all his posts - why don't you go away - I am sure there are other message boards out there that would appreciate your posts
Well said Meg. Perhaps we can get him a good camping spot on the outside of the fest with these other fine people----->>>>>
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "Holy sh*t ... what a ride!"
Post by Bob Noxious on Jun 8, 2008 22:57:13 GMT -5
PRAISE THE LORD!!!! It's a picture my brothers from Petersburg Tennessee. Thanks for the pictures sister and keep up the good (Lords) work. Don't forget what we talked about before. I'll meet you at the firetower and we'll ROOT!!!! those sinners out. THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD!!!!
Post by Fishing Maniac on Jun 8, 2008 23:41:00 GMT -5
This reminds of when I went to see Black Sabbath the first time they reunited with Ozzy. There was a guy handing out these pamphlets in the parking lot.
I thought it was so cool that I kept it with my ticket. I have since lost my ticket, but I keep the pamphlet on my bathroom shelf with my sex dice. Derelict heathen that I am. ;D
