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"As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything."
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a part of hell will break loose...it'll be much harder to detect."
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning."
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?"
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1. poop - The bird poop on the statue. 2. Piss - I have to piss like a race horse. 3. quack - quack you. 4. hey nanny nanny - She has a gorgeous hey nanny nanny. 5. peener puffer - Go to hell, you peener puffer. 6. motherquacker - You are a motherquacker. 7. bewbs - Hey, nice bewbs.
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Post by sparklybecca on Jun 23, 2008 7:04:58 GMT -5
George Carlin 's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key!!
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you BECOME 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE IT to 60. You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE IT to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime and it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Throw out nonessential numbers This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them.'
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' (And one of the devil's names may be Alzheimer's.)
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. And let the love of the Lord surround and fill you. Your home and your church family is your refuge.
8.Cherish your health : If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10.Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER : Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Post by Fishing Maniac on Jun 23, 2008 9:16:18 GMT -5
"That's the meaning of life - Not dying! I figured that sh!t out alone in 3rd grade."
George had a huge impact on my life. I even learned to talk just like him at a young age. I mean imitate his voice, not curse. I learned cursing from my father who's 78. Well when I get home tonight I'll pull out the on the road LP and drop the needle on the Death and Dying bit.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
Hey I resemble that remark.
And t1 I don't do karma but you got some for the Mr. Conductor Man reference. Who'd a thunk that George Carlin and Ringo Starr would ever have the same job.
