Children's books that never made it

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Children's books that never made it Jul 28, 2008 10:35:31 GMT -5

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Children's books that never made it:

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do Book
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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bamadancer Stanky McNasty Southern Belle You forget, because you're so busy going from A to Z, that there's 24 letters in between. Joined: April 2007 Posts: 3,036	Children's books that never made it Jul 28, 2008 12:26:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bamadancer on Jul 28, 2008 12:26:40 GMT -5 Ha, these are great. I'm pretty sure I've heard #12 before ;D
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bigjohn Showerless Shakedown Vendor To do is to be; To be is to do; Doobie doobie doo! Joined: April 2007 Posts: 2,380	Children's books that never made it Jul 28, 2008 12:33:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bigjohn on Jul 28, 2008 12:33:47 GMT -5 Good stuff! I know I've seen #28 on a t-shirt. ;D
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strumntheguitar Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Sir Strum, Master of Rum Don't custie me, brah! Joined: May 2007 Posts: 11,077	Children's books that never made it Jul 28, 2008 12:58:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by strumntheguitar on Jul 28, 2008 12:58:17 GMT -5 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy effin' hilarious ;d ;d ;d
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sparklybecca Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook city girls outta her mind again - yeah, oh yeah Joined: March 2006 Posts: 14,143	Children's books that never made it Jul 28, 2008 13:01:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sparklybecca on Jul 28, 2008 13:01:15 GMT -5 Jul 28, 2008 12:58:17 GMT -5 strumntheguitar said: 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy effin' hilarious ;d ;d ;d well , i mean its true ;D look at the captain for example
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tarae21 Guest	Children's books that never made it Jul 28, 2008 13:03:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by tarae21 on Jul 28, 2008 13:03:01 GMT -5 i like number 16. ha ha
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Children's books that never made it Jul 28, 2008 16:20:14 GMT -5

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Post by soundtribe_junkie on Jul 28, 2008 16:20:14 GMT -5

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
...hahha...

Your Nightmares are Real.....good1

Ever seen the 'Far Side' that has the kid upstairs and his father calling up' You better be going to sleep or Ill be sending up the 'taunting head of death!!!'...and you can see he's got a scary-faced balloon rigged up to float up outside the kids window...hehehe

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I want a kitty!!!

Fishing Maniac Stanky McNasty Who cares about apathy? ><(())*> Joined: January 2008 Posts: 3,286	Children's books that never made it Jul 28, 2008 20:13:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fishing Maniac on Jul 28, 2008 20:13:27 GMT -5 My personal favorite.
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tarae21 Guest	Children's books that never made it Jul 29, 2008 0:17:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by tarae21 on Jul 29, 2008 0:17:34 GMT -5 ^^ I like those. specially why is Mommy moaning..
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soundtribe_junkie Mudbather '09! Joined: August 2007 Posts: 704	Children's books that never made it Jul 29, 2008 8:08:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by soundtribe_junkie on Jul 29, 2008 8:08:42 GMT -5 my first rave....by lotta bling...heh and theyre called 'first time' books....
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bamadancer Stanky McNasty Southern Belle You forget, because you're so busy going from A to Z, that there's 24 letters in between. Joined: April 2007 Posts: 3,036	Children's books that never made it Jul 29, 2008 10:33:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bamadancer on Jul 29, 2008 10:33:38 GMT -5 I loved the Berenstain Bears I like the Paddington one best though! haha
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Children's books that never made it Aug 9, 2008 2:55:24 GMT -5

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Post by jack324 on Aug 9, 2008 2:55:24 GMT -5

What about...
*The Magic School Bus Visits the Slaughterhouse
*Ritual Sacrifice with Dick and Jane
*The Birds and the Bees: A Pop-Up Book
*The Blue Stuff Under the Sink Is Actually Liquid Cotton Candy
*Santa Hides His Extra Toys in Dark Alleyways
*Daddy Drinks Because of You and You Alone
*You're the Reason Mom and Dad Got Divorced

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handgunhipster Stanky McNasty Hi! I'm Zoie. :][k4r] Joined: March 2006 Posts: 2,571	Children's books that never made it Aug 10, 2008 1:30:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by handgunhipster on Aug 10, 2008 1:30:27 GMT -5 These made me smile before bed!
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Post by wooz on Jul 28, 2008 10:35:31 GMT -5

Post by bamadancer on Jul 28, 2008 12:26:40 GMT -5

Post by bigjohn on Jul 28, 2008 12:33:47 GMT -5

Post by strumntheguitar on Jul 28, 2008 12:58:17 GMT -5

Post by sparklybecca on Jul 28, 2008 13:01:15 GMT -5

Post by tarae21 on Jul 28, 2008 13:03:01 GMT -5

Post by soundtribe_junkie on Jul 28, 2008 16:20:14 GMT -5

Post by Fishing Maniac on Jul 28, 2008 20:13:27 GMT -5

Post by tarae21 on Jul 29, 2008 0:17:34 GMT -5

Post by soundtribe_junkie on Jul 29, 2008 8:08:42 GMT -5

Post by bamadancer on Jul 29, 2008 10:33:38 GMT -5

Post by jack324 on Aug 9, 2008 2:55:24 GMT -5

Post by handgunhipster on Aug 10, 2008 1:30:27 GMT -5