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This has potential to be another classic Inforoo thread ;D ;D
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At roo 07, there was a dude going around with a flash light and putting up warning signs on really gross portos.. I'm not sure what possessed him to do this, but I thought it was a nice gesture
Last Edit: Nov 17, 2008 15:46:05 GMT -5 by wooz - Back to Top
That would suck so bad! I'm not sure what I would do. One time when I ate some crap, I was coming down and it literally felt like I was shitting my pants. But I was too messed up and lazy to actually go check. But then when I finally did, there was nothing there, I just felt like I was taking a poop for like 25 minutes.
Last Edit: Nov 18, 2008 10:28:34 GMT -5 by wooz - Back to Top
Who ever said sunshine brings happiness hasn't danced in the rain.
That would suck so bad! I'm not sure what I would do. One time when I ate some crap, I was coming down and it literally felt like I was shitting my pants. But I was too messed up and lazy to actually go check. But then when I finally did, there was nothing there, I just felt like I was taking a poop for like 25 minutes.
Hahahahahaha. I know the exact feeling your talking about. The worst part is, you start thinking about it too much and end up convincing yourself that you smell crap.
Sitting in wet grass sucks when your quacked. I always think I pissed myself.
Last Edit: Nov 18, 2008 10:28:51 GMT -5 by wooz - Back to Top
That would suck so bad! I'm not sure what I would do. One time when I ate some crap, I was coming down and it literally felt like I was shitting my pants. But I was too messed up and lazy to actually go check. But then when I finally did, there was nothing there, I just felt like I was taking a poop for like 25 minutes.
Hahahahahaha. I know the exact feeling your talking about. The worst part is, you start thinking about it too much and end up convincing yourself that you smell crap.
Sitting in wet grass sucks when your quacked. I always think I pissed myself.
sometime when i pee myself i just blame it on the wet grass
Last Edit: Nov 18, 2008 10:29:09 GMT -5 by wooz - Back to Top
A little off topic, but I just read the new Stephen King short story book. There is a creepy story involving trying to kill someone with a porta pottie.
what i can never understand is how when your at a festy and there is poop like on the top and the sides of the porta potties. i dont care how quacked up you are! its not so hard to miss!!
ps i love how this person posts ONCE for this thread...
*note first time roo-ers dont be scared. i never saw this at roo. ive seen this at other festies. roo actually has the most cleanly porto potties (if you catch em right after they are cleaned)
I can kind of explain this...
I went into a particularly nasty porto (piss all over the seat) to take a dump and I had to go so bad that I couldn't wait in line again to switch portos. So I sqauted over the toilet seat...when I was done I was like "why didn't I hear a splash" so I look down and there was like an 8incher sitting on the rim of the toilet.
Not my proudest moment but I was pretty fucked up at the time..
Post by dreamingtree on Jan 21, 2011 16:16:01 GMT -5
I'm really not sure why I felt the need to read it in the first place.... but I have been cracking up and this has made my day much better I never go anywhere at Bonnaroo without a mini wipes pack with me.
^^ Me and you both! Maybe we should start randomly passing out handi wipes to people that we see that may need them? Sounds like there are a lot of them.
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"Never trust a fart" is one of the best things I have read on this board. I have been repeating this to people ever since I first read this thread 2+ years ago. Thanks for bringing it back Bunny!
Jack Nicholson. Bucket List. "Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and NEVER trust a fart."
That said, somehow my circadian clock got timed up just right so I always pooped in the morning RIGHT when they were cleaning the porto's by my camp site. It was great.
if you're a high shart risk, maybe carry an extra pair undies in your pack in a bag? I always carry some wipes into Centeroo. you can stuff a few into a ziploc bag.
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