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I'm really not sure why I felt the need to read it in the first place.... but I have been cracking up and this has made my day much better I never go anywhere at Bonnaroo without a mini wipes pack with me.
^This. I don't know what made me read this, but I'm glad I did. I think.
Post by cursedlono on May 14, 2011 15:00:31 GMT -5
OKAY WHAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IS PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HITTING A PORTOPOTTY AND IT IS OVERFLOWING WITH Leno AND COVERED IN IT AND PISS. GO TO THE NEXT ONE THERE IS NO RULE THAT SAYS ONCE YOU ARE IN A PORTOPOTTY YOU ARE LOCKED INTO USING THAT PARTICULAR ONE GET OUT AND WAIT IN LINE! I UNDERSTAND THAT SOMETIMES YOU CANNOT WAIT BUT MOST OF THE TIME YOU CAN! I SEE PLENTY OF GUYS N" GALS JUMP OUT OF A PORTO AT ROO IN RECORD TIME LIKE THERE WAS A quacking SNAKE IN THERE AND SHAKE THEIR HEAD JUST GET IBACK IN LINE OR IF YOU ARE NICE LIKE ME I MIGHT EVEN LET YOU CUT ME BECAUSE YOU SAVED ME GETTING IN ONE OF THOSE!!! and I never sharted myself my sin was much worse stepped in some horse poop
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Post by Dave Maynar on May 14, 2011 17:11:26 GMT -5
I'm with lono on this one. I will shop for a decent porta if the first one looks foul. I saw one poor girl who didn't bring TP go down a line of 15 or so in Centeroo before she found an acceptable one. From the speed at which she was doing it, the shot clock had to be in single digits.
The best thing is just find a clean one as the sun is going down then put a lock on it for that night. Then you always have a clean one with toilet paper.
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i remember going friday morning last year to go #2 and there was a mountain of dookie rising above the toilet seat...needless to say i moved to a different one...i have never had a bad experience besides that really
edit: how does that happen too?? I cant imagine being the one to top off the mountain haha
Post by Dave Maynar on May 14, 2011 19:25:31 GMT -5
I went in one and someone made their delivery totally on one of the sides of the lid. I just imagined someone crouching with their feet to the side of the lid to be able to pull that off.
The best thing is just find a clean one as the sun is going down then put a lock on it for that night. Then you always have a clean one with toilet paper.
Somebody brought that up last year and the concensus is and after careful review there is no hasp to put a padlock on now if you got creative with some super glue and brought some cheap locks well of course you would loose the damn key or forget the combination now a biometric lock on the other hand it would have to work off of fingerprints i doubt a biometric eye scanner has been developed that can look down the optic nerve of a wook who is having a peeking experience without self-destructing PEEKABOO!!!! end result you will have to wind up using an unlocked one to make it in in time and defeat the entire purpose
1-1-12 Bassnectar NYE SHOW! 1-21-12 G. Love and Special Sauce 3-1-12 Radiohead 3-9-12 Experience Hendrix 5-15-12 Jack White @ The Ryman 6-7-12 Bonnaroo 6-19-12 Roger Waters presents "THE WALL" 7-7-12 Ringo Starr's 72nd Birthday Party Extravaganza at the Ryman
The best thing is just find a clean one as the sun is going down then put a lock on it for that night. Then you always have a clean one with toilet paper.
Somebody brought that up last year and the concensus is and after careful review there is no hasp to put a padlock on now if you got creative with some super glue and brought some cheap locks well of course you would loose the damn key or forget the combination now a biometric lock on the other hand it would have to work off of fingerprints i doubt a biometric eye scanner has been developed that can look down the optic nerve of a wook who is having a peeking experience without self-destructing PEEKABOO!!!! end result you will have to wind up using an unlocked one to make it in in time and defeat the entire purpose
so if I see you Lono with a hammer, some wires and some tape heading to a portopotty, I know what you are up to my friend!
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The best thing is just find a clean one as the sun is going down then put a lock on it for that night. Then you always have a clean one with toilet paper.
Somebody brought that up last year and the concensus is and after careful review there is no hasp to put a padlock on now if you got creative with some super glue and brought some cheap locks well of course you would loose the damn key or forget the combination now a biometric lock on the other hand it would have to work off of fingerprints i doubt a biometric eye scanner has been developed that can look down the optic nerve of a wook who is having a peeking experience without self-destructing PEEKABOO!!!! end result you will have to wind up using an unlocked one to make it in in time and defeat the entire purpose
I just use a bolt with two holes drilled big enough for my locks. One side is sharp so just pound it through the latch and door and put a lock on each side. Voila just remember to take it off before the cleaning truck gets there.
If no TP use a sock. Another reason that I will never own a pair of sandals. For that matter I don't understand how people walk around in the Roo mud in sandals anyway.
GODdamnit so much...I'm certifiably OCD (not as bad off as some though). Now I'm going to be looking at EVERYONE'S feet at Bonnaroo to see how many socks they have on... son of a bitch.
i remember going friday morning last year to go #2 and there was a mountain of dookie rising above the toilet seat...needless to say i moved to a different one...i have never had a bad experience besides that really
edit: how does that happen too?? I cant imagine being the one to top off the mountain haha
LMFAO you almost made me spit my drink on my screen. HAHAHAHA
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1-1-12 Bassnectar NYE SHOW! 1-21-12 G. Love and Special Sauce 3-1-12 Radiohead 3-9-12 Experience Hendrix 5-15-12 Jack White @ The Ryman 6-7-12 Bonnaroo 6-19-12 Roger Waters presents "THE WALL" 7-7-12 Ringo Starr's 72nd Birthday Party Extravaganza at the Ryman
I love when the desire to poop comes first thing in the morning and you have to penguinwalk to the portajohns and wait while pidgeon toed.. Then as soon as you shut the door to the john you have like 10 seconds to get hovered above the see as your bowels reach critical mass.. Then relief, then instant shame and the awkward moment you have leaving the portajohn with everyone's eyes on you.. I have yet to get an ovation upon my exit but one can dream.