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Post by Monie on May 30, 2014 19:36:41 GMT -5

May 30, 2014 12:33:21 GMT -5 easymorningrebel said:

it's friday!!! and you know what that means??? this mingle thread needs some cheesy pick up lines...

moniemonster, if you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple...

nerdbyrd, are you a campfire? 'cause you are hot and I want s'more...

1karen1, Are you a magician??? Because abraca-DAYUM!

damn I wish I was drinking instead of "working" right now...

I'm just honored I was listed (hit on) first.

Dec 13, 2014 13:14:07 GMT -5 Cokes said:

We know Monie, you're an expert in getting things up fast. Tell us something we don't know.

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Post by Monie on May 30, 2014 19:43:59 GMT -5

May 30, 2014 16:49:32 GMT -5 itrainmonkeys said:

May 30, 2014 16:46:30 GMT -5 1karen1 said:

Ok guys.

What's your favorite color?

Breen

I actually know someone named Breen. It's one of the cooler names I've heard in my life. Except what I'll name the son I'm not sure I want, which will be Sagen. None of you mofos better take it!

And 1karen1, I miss you lover. My favorite color is PINK!

Dec 13, 2014 13:14:07 GMT -5 Cokes said:

We know Monie, you're an expert in getting things up fast. Tell us something we don't know.

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May 30, 2014 16:49:32 GMT -5 itrainmonkeys said:

Breen

I actually know someone named Breen. It's one of the cooler names I've heard in my life. Except what I'll name the son I'm not sure I want, which will be Sagen. None of you mofos better take it!

And 1karen1, I miss you lover. My favorite color is PINK!

I miss you too! Keep that sunscreen on this weekend!

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May 18, 2014 0:28:04 GMT -5 Monie said:

Fuck your confidence level. Get me off

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Post by tealeyedangel on May 30, 2014 19:50:58 GMT -5

May 30, 2014 19:36:41 GMT -5 Monie said:

May 30, 2014 12:33:21 GMT -5 easymorningrebel said:

it's friday!!! and you know what that means??? this mingle thread needs some cheesy pick up lines...

moniemonster, if you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple...

nerdbyrd, are you a campfire? 'cause you are hot and I want s'more...

1karen1, Are you a magician??? Because abraca-DAYUM!

damn I wish I was drinking instead of "working" right now...

I'm just honored I was listed (hit on) first.

I will say....those are cheesy as hell...granted I'm the one that said if you just whisper in my ear "shhh just take it" I will melt into a puddle LOL

Life is not about hiding from the storms, it is about learning to dance in the rain!

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Post by Monie on May 30, 2014 19:55:50 GMT -5

May 30, 2014 19:50:18 GMT -5 1karen1 said:

I actually know someone named Breen. It's one of the cooler names I've heard in my life. Except what I'll name the son I'm not sure I want, which will be Sagen. None of you mofos better take it!

And 1karen1, I miss you lover. My favorite color is PINK!

I miss you too! Keep that sunscreen on this weekend!

I'll be coming to you tanned, peeling, bumpy, and itchy (from mosquitoes of course.)

Dec 13, 2014 13:14:07 GMT -5 Cokes said:

We know Monie, you're an expert in getting things up fast. Tell us something we don't know.

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Post by Jim the Luck DЯagon on May 30, 2014 19:56:41 GMT -5

May 30, 2014 19:36:41 GMT -5 Monie said:

I'm just honored I was listed (hit on) first.

I will say....those are cheesy as hell...granted I'm the one that said if you just whisper in my ear "shhh just take it" I will melt into a puddle LOL

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May 30, 2014 19:44:17 GMT -5 nerdbyrd said:

It would be nice if I could get a train going that was so big it would be considered bonnaroos 3rd parade.

Go hard or go home, right?

Guys named Ben cant go hard. Besides Ben Folds. And Ben from Ben & Jerry's. And Ben Dover and take that shit like a slut.

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May 30, 2014 19:56:41 GMT -5 Jim the Luck DЯagon said:

I will say....those are cheesy as hell...granted I'm the one that said if you just whisper in my ear "shhh just take it" I will melt into a puddle LOL

that is amazingly hilarious

a lot of it can still be sophomoric and silly but i'm not above that. i'm smart but i'm also dumb.

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Post by itrainmonkeys on May 30, 2014 21:38:54 GMT -5

May 30, 2014 16:49:32 GMT -5 itrainmonkeys said:

Breen

I actually know someone named Breen. It's one of the cooler names I've heard in my life. Except what I'll name the son I'm not sure I want, which will be Sagen. None of you mofos better take it!

I learned of Breen from Rocko's Modern Life. It's the color he paints his house.

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May 30, 2014 19:56:41 GMT -5 Jim the Luck DЯagon said:

I will say....those are cheesy as hell...granted I'm the one that said if you just whisper in my ear "shhh just take it" I will melt into a puddle LOL

hehehehe YAY you just made me all kinda happy

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May 30, 2014 21:38:54 GMT -5 itrainmonkeys said:

I actually know someone named Breen. It's one of the cooler names I've heard in my life. Except what I'll name the son I'm not sure I want, which will be Sagen. None of you mofos better take it!

I learned of Breen from Rocko's Modern Life. It's the color he paints his house.

That was such a great show...i grew up on nickelodeon..doug, rugrats, rocko, ahhh real monsters, hey arnold. i may or may not have eaten a lot of corn with one day and found all of these shows on netflix

a lot of it can still be sophomoric and silly but i'm not above that. i'm smart but i'm also dumb.

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May 30, 2014 19:56:41 GMT -5 Jim the Luck DЯagon said:

I will say....those are cheesy as hell...granted I'm the one that said if you just whisper in my ear "shhh just take it" I will melt into a puddle LOL

That is one patient cat. Is the sloth licking its ear?

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May 30, 2014 22:25:39 GMT -5 tronik said:

May 30, 2014 19:56:41 GMT -5 Jim the Luck DЯagon said:

That is one patient cat. Is the sloth licking its ear?

yus lol
And that cat looks too frightened to move, with the sloth's claws on it's throat and stuff lol

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Those claws are menacing, although I'm sure the cat would have had ample time to escape them (unless the sloth was placed on top of kitty).

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May 30, 2014 22:35:12 GMT -5 tealeyedangel said:

May 30, 2014 22:25:39 GMT -5 tronik said:

That is one patient cat. Is the sloth licking its ear?

yus lol
And that cat looks too frightened to move, with the sloth's claws on it's throat and stuff lol

Some cats may like it like that

a lot of it can still be sophomoric and silly but i'm not above that. i'm smart but i'm also dumb.

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May 30, 2014 19:56:41 GMT -5 Jim the Luck DЯagon said:

I will say....those are cheesy as hell...granted I'm the one that said if you just whisper in my ear "shhh just take it" I will melt into a puddle LOL

I just shared this at work, and heard the whole office simultaneously burst into laughter. Thanks Luck Dragon!

Although, I did get some weird looks at first because the address says "Rapey Sloth"..

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Post by 1karen1 on May 30, 2014 22:49:13 GMT -5

Don't you gifts remember the video when all of the sloth love started in this thread?

"The sloth would be the worlds most deadly predator. But only if the world slowed way the fuck down"

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May 18, 2014 0:28:04 GMT -5 Monie said:

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May 31, 2014 1:50:45 GMT -5 coaybay said:

I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle

Aziz? I forget who's standup that is

a lot of it can still be sophomoric and silly but i'm not above that. i'm smart but i'm also dumb.

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May 31, 2014 2:14:17 GMT -5 justinmn9319 said:

May 31, 2014 1:50:45 GMT -5 coaybay said:

I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle

Aziz? I forget who's standup that is

That's a Kanye quote from Twitter

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May 31, 2014 1:50:45 GMT -5 coaybay said:

I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle

That is my favorite tweet of alltime