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"this is your redheads, strippers, anybody named tiffiany "

There's a rather fancy strip club in my area named Tiffany's.

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I love how hes packin heat the entire time

"this is your redheads, strippers, anybody named tiffiany "

I am automatically in the danger zone for having red-hair? WTF!?

Aug 3, 2020 10:12:52 GMT -5 Jaz said:

Vieux tells no lies.

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I like when Vieux likes posts on both sides of an argument. She just loves the discourse.

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I love how hes packin heat the entire time

"this is your redheads, strippers, anybody named tiffiany "

I am automatically in the danger zone for having red-hair? WTF!?

Yes.

Can you dig it?

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I love how hes packin heat the entire time

"this is your redheads, strippers, anybody named tiffiany "

I am automatically in the danger zone for having red-hair? WTF!?

You get used to it.

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I love how hes packin heat the entire time

"this is your redheads, strippers, anybody named tiffiany "

I am automatically in the danger zone for having red-hair? WTF!?

Hey, for some people red means dead for others red means bullseye

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Post by Swedish Chef on Feb 6, 2015 12:19:16 GMT -5

I love how hes packin heat the entire time

"this is your redheads, strippers, anybody named tiffiany "

I am automatically in the danger zone for having red-hair? WTF!?

Jun 26, 2015 11:40:40 GMT -5 Larry Farnsworth said:

If the shoe fits then wear it, motherfucker.

Aug 3, 2015 17:00:06 GMT -5 arlenentim said:

So once again the flock throws out it's brightest who still cant remain with said topic yet attempts an insult .

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Feb 6, 2015 12:16:31 GMT -5 1karen1 said:

I am automatically in the danger zone for having red-hair? WTF!?

You get used to it.

But I've was born with it...

Aug 3, 2020 10:12:52 GMT -5 Jaz said:

Vieux tells no lies.

Jul 12, 2022 14:16:20 GMT -5 piggy pablo said:

I like when Vieux likes posts on both sides of an argument. She just loves the discourse.

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I love how hes packin heat the entire time

"this is your redheads, strippers, anybody named tiffiany "

There's a rather fancy strip club in my area named Tiffany's.

That's two strikes for the ladies inside according to the professor. This system was developed over 46 years of livin on the earth.

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Feb 6, 2015 12:23:06 GMT -5 roonectar said:

There's a rather fancy strip club in my area named Tiffany's.

That's two strikes for the ladies inside according to the professor. This system was developed over 46 years of livin on the earth.

That system was made by a crazy man, who gets turned down a lot.

Aug 3, 2020 10:12:52 GMT -5 Jaz said:

Vieux tells no lies.

Jul 12, 2022 14:16:20 GMT -5 piggy pablo said:

I like when Vieux likes posts on both sides of an argument. She just loves the discourse.

Mar 27, 2024 17:12:56 GMT -5 zac said:

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Feb 5, 2015 22:33:38 GMT -5 Cokes said:

Feb 5, 2015 22:16:58 GMT -5 1karen1 said:

I'm stuck in Baltimore. They lost my luggage and my pilot.

Feel better now?

That guy's mouth is oddly hypnotizing.

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Feb 6, 2015 12:29:49 GMT -5 1karen1 said:

Feb 6, 2015 12:26:01 GMT -5 crazykittensmile said:

That guy's mouth is oddly hypnotizing.

Totally bangable. Nice lips are important.

I meant more like, hypnotizingly odd. His lips are pursed in such a strange way for the whole sentence.

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Feb 6, 2015 18:04:18 GMT -5 crazykittensmile said:

Feb 6, 2015 18:01:47 GMT -5 1karen1 said:

Whoops. My bad. Pouty boy lips are my thing.

Also old dudes, apparently!

Haha.
The things I would let Bruce Willis do to me.

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Feb 6, 2015 19:14:20 GMT -5 Jaz said:

Feb 6, 2015 18:01:47 GMT -5 1karen1 said:

Whoops. My bad. Pouty boy lips are my thing.

There's something a little off about this. But I can't quite figure it out.

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Feb 6, 2015 19:34:08 GMT -5 1karen1 said:

Feb 6, 2015 19:14:20 GMT -5 Jaz said:

There's something a little off about this. But I can't quite figure it out.

iPhone 3G.......LAME

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Valuable information right here.

So wait... The top left corner of the chart is bad? That is very illuminating about most of my problems in life! Where has this genius been hiding, and does he tutor?

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I love how hes packin heat the entire time

"this is your redheads, strippers, anybody named tiffiany "

There's a rather fancy strip club in my area named Tiffany's.

I'm in, if they have redheads. History says I can be in Buffalo in 4 hours, or 37 hours if it snows. Stripper+Tiffany+ginger=alllriiiight. I've learned nothing as an adult and my decision making has not improved.

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Feb 7, 2015 22:58:43 GMT -5 F me, I quit America said:

There's a rather fancy strip club in my area named Tiffany's.

I'm in, if they have redheads. History says I can be in Buffalo in 4 hours, or 37 hours if it snows. Stripper+Tiffany+ginger=alllriiiight. I've learned nothing as an adult and my decision making has not improved.

I've found this to be true for me as well, with the evidence being that I clicked on this thread.

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Feb 10, 2015 21:35:26 GMT -5 Siggy said:

So when and where is the orgy gonna be this year?

No way. Not now that we've all spent real life time together. Orgies always make friendships weird. Every damn time.

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