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So when and where is the orgy gonna be this year?

No way. Not now that we've all spent real life time together. Orgies always make friendships weird. Every damn time.

In that case, friendships are kinda overrated.

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Post by Rummy 500 on Feb 10, 2015 22:36:15 GMT -5

So when and where is the orgy gonna be this year?

No way. Not now that we've all spent real life time together. Orgies always make friendships weird. Every damn time.

See, that honestly isn't always true... Totally depends on the friendship(s).

Feb 2, 2023 14:17:00 GMT -5 foggymylo said:

Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.

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Post by Siggy on Feb 11, 2015 2:27:37 GMT -5

So when and where is the orgy gonna be this year?

No way. Not now that we've all spent real life time together. Orgies always make friendships weird. Every damn time.

That's what the masks are for.

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Feb 11, 2015 2:27:37 GMT -5 Siggy said:

No way. Not now that we've all spent real life time together. Orgies always make friendships weird. Every damn time.

That's what the masks are for.

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Post by bentclip on Feb 11, 2015 9:23:51 GMT -5

So when and where is the orgy gonna be this year?

No way. Not now that we've all spent real life time together. Orgies always make friendships weird. Every damn time.

I've not met any of you so........

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Post by Rummy 500 on Feb 11, 2015 9:53:30 GMT -5

Feb 11, 2015 9:23:51 GMT -5 bentclip said:

No way. Not now that we've all spent real life time together. Orgies always make friendships weird. Every damn time.

I've not met any of you so........

Same!!! So I have nothing to lose, right? Or everything to lose...

Feb 2, 2023 14:17:00 GMT -5 foggymylo said:

Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.

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Feb 11, 2015 9:53:30 GMT -5 Rummy 500 said:

Feb 11, 2015 9:23:51 GMT -5 bentclip said:

I've not met any of you so........

Same!!! So I have nothing to lose, right? Or everything to lose...

the only thing you'd lose during a single/mingle roo orgy is your orgy virginity. maybe your anal virginity depending on who's next to you? IDK. It got cancelled last minute last year so we never found out how crazy it can get.

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Feb 13, 2015 10:08:13 GMT -5 nerdbyrd said:

Feb 11, 2015 9:53:30 GMT -5 Rummy 500 said:

Same!!! So I have nothing to lose, right? Or everything to lose...

the only thing you'd lose during a single/mingle roo orgy is your orgy virginity. maybe your anal virginity depending on who's next to you? IDK. It got cancelled last minute last year so we never found out how crazy it can get.

Yeah, okay but what if I've already lost both of those virginities?

*no slut shaming plz*

Feb 2, 2023 14:17:00 GMT -5 foggymylo said:

Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.

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Post by justinmn9319 on Feb 13, 2015 12:31:28 GMT -5

Feb 13, 2015 12:30:15 GMT -5 Rummy 500 said:

Feb 13, 2015 10:08:13 GMT -5 nerdbyrd said:

the only thing you'd lose during a single/mingle roo orgy is your orgy virginity. maybe your anal virginity depending on who's next to you? IDK. It got cancelled last minute last year so we never found out how crazy it can get.

Yeah, okay but what if I've already lost both of those virginities?

*no slut shaming plz*

.....and a line starts to form

Feb 20, 2024 10:50:52 GMT -5 3post1jack1 said:

a lot of it can still be sophomoric and silly but i'm not above that. i'm smart but i'm also dumb.

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Post by nerdbyrd on Feb 13, 2015 13:49:05 GMT -5

Feb 13, 2015 12:52:02 GMT -5 Rummy 500 said:

I'm probably not gonna make it down to Roo this year, but I'm still in denial stage, sooooo I am all for committing to orgy plans, etc.

There's nothing wrong with pulling out last minute................

from orgy commitments, I mean. ::cough::

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Post by Phyre Fest on May 21, 2015 18:51:17 GMT -5

May 21, 2015 18:47:48 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

May 21, 2015 18:35:35 GMT -5 Phyre Fest said:

If you slutty, hit me up on that Snapchat!

Nobody's that slutty.

Funny coming from the last person other than myself to have their hands on my dick.

Jan 11, 2017 7:05:58 GMT -5 Pokey Junior said:

this dude Phi has my balls so tight right now.

Jan 19, 2018 17:37:01 GMT -5 spent said:

this dude Phi has my balls so tight right now.

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Post by Dave Maynar on May 21, 2015 18:59:45 GMT -5

May 21, 2015 18:51:17 GMT -5 Phyre Fest said:

May 21, 2015 18:47:48 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

Nobody's that slutty.

Funny coming from the last person other than myself to have their hands on my dick.

I blame Siggy.

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Dave Maynar you were right

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May 21, 2015 18:59:45 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

May 21, 2015 18:51:17 GMT -5 Phyre Fest said:

Funny coming from the last person other than myself to have their hands on my dick.

I blame Siggy.

Don't drag me into your lover's quarrel.

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Post by Dave Maynar on May 22, 2015 18:22:19 GMT -5

May 22, 2015 18:15:50 GMT -5 Siggy said:

May 21, 2015 18:59:45 GMT -5 Dave Maynar said:

I blame Siggy.

Don't drag me into your lover's quarrel.

You encouraged me to punch him.

Jan 11, 2022 10:25:07 GMT -5 Vieux said:

Dave Maynar you were right

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Post by drumkassedlahey on May 24, 2015 21:54:25 GMT -5

I'm so confused by this thread.

I'm a 26 year old man in Central Louisiana, looking for a similarly aged woman to hang out with at Bonnaroo. I want to dance with you, and maybe hold hands on the ferris wheel (I've never ridden it!). If you are from East Texas or North or Central Louisiana and might want to be friends (or more) lets talk!

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