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Don't worry my sweet sweet RDK. I haven't forgotten (aka not avoiding). I've really just been that busy. I'm working 100+ hours a week right now. Checking in on my favorite threads is one thing. Taking the time to answer questions.. I need a solid chunk of time. I actually just released my shift for tonight so I am hoping that some answers will be procured soon!
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I think this is the first time I've really read the BMOTM thread. how is that possible? But i LOVE it! I have questions!
How is that possible? I don't know. But your life will be forever changed...
Bonsai!!!
I have a friend from Connecticutt. She says "call" like "cwol." Do you have a northern accent?
She's from CT and she says cwol?! Really? That's more Long Island (NY). CT, for the most part, does not say cwol.
How do you feel about snow?
Love, love, love, love it. It is calming, peaceful and happy. Looking at me and my short sleeves and flipflops, you'd probably think that I hate the winter... but that's an incredibly false statement.
How do you feel about snow after about a month of it?
Still love it! Though my mom has always said that I am a season off. In the summer I talk about how I want to snowboard, in the winter I talk about the warm sun and long walks.
Socks: toes or no toes? Or no socks at all?
NO SOCKSSS!!!!!! Socks are the reason why I always wear flip flops and sandals. I HATE socks.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Sorry, Scroggie! I somehow missed this question. In my head, I was waiting to whether you wanted me to answer the first three.
Services (n pl)- Anything that I can do to aid my friends in their happiness and well-being. Take that as you will
I have been meaning to get back in here and follow up, seems like you like to play, so lets do this.
1. Do you know what an "O-face" is?
I'm an innocent flower. Of course not.
2. What is the most amount of "O-faces" you have had in one day?
3 perhaps? I'm generally without the O face.
3. What is the most amount of "O-faces" you have given in one day?
I assume about the same as number 2?
4. Best song to have an "O-face" to ?
5. Strangest place to have an "O-face"?
On a little motor boat off of Block Island
6. The place you have the most "O-faces"?
In the bed of a kid I "dated" in college. I am pretty sure that he prefers males.
7. for you, are there any perks being on top?
Sometimes, but I feel self-conscience and it usually gets in the way of my enjoyment.
8. If I had a van down by the river, would you hang out with me then?
If you are as sexy as Chris Farley.. why not?
9. What is your favorite position?
Any that gives me a lot of pleasure?
10. Do my questions have a strange sexual innuendo tone?
No.. the Oface is a look of surprise, right? Like, "Oh, I didn't know that you were... coming."
11. Should I change my style?
You wouldn't be Scrog.
12. Have you been to a Mike D party?
No, but that is a MAIN goal in my life.
13. Shall the meek inherit the earth?
Yes, because the pompous folk will kill each other off.
14. What CD am I listening to? (hint, song two just started)
Blur?
15. Have you ever seen an 8-track player?
Not that I can remember, but I cannot say for sure.
16. If there is a great purge of humanity in..
Oh damn. I accidentally erased this and I can't get it back. It said, would I want to be around after a purge of humanity? Absolutely not. I am a very weak, mild person and I would wile away in anxiety and sadness without humanity.
17. What do you think happens when die? Is it darkness, nothing, game over, or does the energy inside us transform into something new?
I believe our bodies rot in the ground, become the earth and so is the great circle of life.
18. What needs to be done to get you down here for Wanee?
When you first told me about it, I was about 40%. Somewhere about a month ago, I jumped up to about 80%. "Why not?!" I told myself. Now that I have committed to a few others, it has drifted back down, $$$ is $$$... I can't say that I am not going, but to answer the question, I would need a REALLY cheap plane ticket.
19. If you come, can you get others to follow?
That's a question for the others, isn't it?
20. When it comes to a companion, I am a lip guy. They gotta be full or close to it, and they can not be fake, what do you look for in or what attracts you to others you might mate with?
Attracts me in the physical sense? Nice eyes would be my number one. Average size body. Big muscles are extremely unattractive.
21. Is this a deal breaker?
I'll take any eyes. But if you "pump iron" everyday... yes, yes that is.
22. Do you have any 'deal breakers'?
^that. And... I would say cigarette smokers. I HATTTEEEE cigarettes with a passion, but somehow I always end up with guys who smoke and it cause pain and anxiety.
23. How do you feel about he word "mate" when describing 'Quacking'?
Mate? I mean... It reminded me of a wild animal, humans don't do it. It doesn't bother me, but that would just be weird.
24. How do you feel using Quacking, when describing Scrogging?
I had to use google for help. According to Urban Dictionary, "Dirty. rancid, foul sex that falls beneath the level of fucking. Debasing sex that uses the other party." I never use the first word because that's a swear ( ), but I certainly hope that I don't get degraded to the second.
25. Is Scrogging verbiage you would ever use when talking about 'bumping uglies'?
Refer to above.
26. Before this, did you know quack = Scrog and vice-versa?
My answers get way ahead of themselves. When I looked for your mug shot, I came across the corn reference, although.
27. What are you doing next Friday?
Something similar to this Friday, I presume. I have to work at 7 AM from January through mid-March(ish) so I have to be in bed super early. A little happy hour then
28. When describing coitus, I love the term, "bumping uglies", what is your favorite funny term to describe the act of 'doing it'?
I usually am pretty straight forward with my verbiage. I guess I call it "bang-bang" once in awhile.
29. I might have a group project coming up in the next couple of months, this project requires me to make a questionnaire, can you give me 3-5 question to put into this questionnaire? (any type of questions will do)
Umm what? 1.Does the color yellow make you happy? 2. When did you lose your virginity? 3. Has any foreign objects entered your vajayjay (or other orifice?) 4. Have you seriously hurt another person?
30. Close your eyes, now, in more than 5 words, tell me how would I look in a Tutu?
Mwahaha!! Awkward. Masculine (despite the tutu). Creepy. Funny. "Pedophileish"?
31. Is this too many questions?
No, but I'm so busy it took me awhile to tackle this number!
32. If had to make a wager, from just reading posts on here, who is more hung, NoD or Juggs?
Either Juggs is more hung or he probably leads girls to bitter disappointment.
33. Why did you chose that one?
Rough and tough is masculine. And a penis is pretty masculine.
34. are you sure about that?
Not at all. It has no actual interpretation into real body parts.
35. The house I am in right now has some character, like you have to hold the handled down for a few seconds for the toilet to fully flush. Does your residence have any character flaws?
Yes, it's an old home which is prevalent in my town. My kitchen has bright orange counter tops and an amazing 50s stove/oven set that has actual buttons to turn them on. Does not make for accurate cooking, but it's pretty nifty.
36. You have been talking to this guy, he is coming over for dinner, you want to impress him, what are we eating for dinner?
Hmmm. No idea. I cook a lot, but I haven't cooking for another person on a regular basis in years. perhaps a stuffed chicken (smoked gouda, prosciutto, spinach?) witthhhh roasted asparagus and balsamic reduction aaand. Umm. I don't usually cook much starch but... roasted garlic mashed? No idea. I like food with STRONG flavors.
37. Worst pick-up line ever used on you?
Oh man. So many. But guys really use those stereotypical cheesy ones around here. Let's just say that.
38. Best pick-up line ever used on you?
Can't really say... I don't really like meeting guys out, which is probably why I am eternally single.
39. Ever had two at once?
No sex was involved, but yes, at 18. Me and two guys.
40. Ever thought about it?
No urge for it to happen again.
41. Ever been in a three-way?
Wait.. now I am confused. Is this different than number 39?
42. When was the last time you pissed yourself?
Never in my recollection. I am sure when I was a wee lass.
43. Ever have a boyfriend who would lick that off you if you told them to?
I hope not.
44. Ever had a boyfriend who would lick it off, just because?
I REALLY hope not.
45. Ever piss on your boyfriend?
Nope.
46. Worst bodily fluid?
Poop?
47. Describe the ideal/perfect underwear and why?
Thong, lace. Comfortable and you don't know it's there. Describes 90% of mine.
48. Have I made you feel awkward yet?
Not at all
49. What is your favorite flower?
Flowers die. They are a stupid gift.
50. Describe me in less than 50 words.
Awesome, amazing Inforooster from FL who wears the pimpinest of the pimp hats and forever has his mind way below the gutter. But is kind, funny and is super easy to love <3 <3 <3 You're one of my favoritestestest.
****Please note, I have no intention of rereading this before posting. I apologize for any typos or inappropriate comments. There's just too much!
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
So, do you think Scrog just set a ridiculously high (or low) standard for this thread?
Low
How many of Scrog's 50 did you not want to answer?
One that I didn't particularly want to share. A few that I really had no good answer to.
Does Scrog have a crush on you?
Do I?
Do you have an Inforoo crush?
Aren't we all lovers?
Who is going to embarrass you more in this topic, me or Scrog?
Only compliments embarrass me.
Say a dirty word.
Dirty as in sexual? I am no problem. Dirty as in a swear? I'd rather not.
Do you wish you was in Nashville about now?
At the time that you wrote this? YES!
Have you ever fired a gun before?
Not sure, honestly. So probably not. I think a bebe gun when I was little.
Who got you that license plate?
My mom offered to get my a vanity plate when I was in high school. I chose it because my 17 year old self wanted the world to know that I am a nice person. It was a bad choice. haha.
How many times have you been to Washington DC?
Three times?? When I was young with my family, on my eight grade class trip and my my high school choir.
Thoughts on Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart?
Funny. Are you asking my political thoughts? I have none.
If the Patriots and Giants win Sunday, will you rub that in Juggs face for me?
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I don't take them very well. I appreciate them in the long run, but I have trouble accepting them. I won't fish for more and say, "No.. no, I'm not", but I just look down and blush and can't really say much.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I don't take them very well. I appreciate them in the long run, but I have trouble accepting them. I won't fish for more and say, "No.. no, I'm not", but I just look down and blush and can't really say much.
Does their level of validity make a difference in how you are able to accept them or do they cause discomfort regardless?
Validity makes it harder, actually. If it's a random guy, I can shrug it off because who knows if he really means it. When I know the person means it.. that's when I get embarrassed. Again, I am not saying I dislike compliments... I just dislike my reaction to them haha.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Have you ever thought of driving around where your hometown is (or mine, even more of BFE) listening to banjo music? (Think Trampled By Turtles, but even more bluegrass-y.)
Favorite types of ethnic foods?
Is there a way to lose at slapbag?
What is the worst band in the world?
Does Wayne Brady make Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck took a whole bunch of PCP?
Name one Hartford horror story
How many fests do you plan on going to this year?
Who would win in an Inforoo corn eating contest:
Is there really a such thing as a corn eating contest? And how would one judge that?
How many pro athletes are you Facebook friends with?
Have you ever thought of driving around where your hometown is (or mine, even more of BFE) listening to banjo music? (Think Trampled By Turtles, but even more bluegrass-y.)
Can't say that I have.
Favorite types of ethnic foods?
Almost all my favorite foods are ethnic. My top is Thai (basil chicken). I also love Indian but rarely go because it's so heavy.
Is there a way to lose at slapbag?
Absolutely not.
What is the worst band in the world?
THE worst? Hard. Nickelback?
Does Wayne Brady make Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X?
I don't follow.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck took a whole bunch of PCP?
Probably very, very little
Name one Hartford horror story
??? Que?
How many fests do you plan on going to this year?
I am definitely going to Roo, Hangout, Mountain Jam, NFF and a day or two of Vibes. If Bomb is done again, I am in for that as well. Wanee is a maybe and I think I can get to a day or two of Outside Land. I also hope to get to a fall fest, perhaps Moog again. So... 5-9?
Who would win in an Inforoo corn eating contest:
I would fail miserably, I know that. I am not honestly sure who is the biggest corn lover here. Quacker's corncat perhaps?
Is there really a such thing as a corn eating contest? And how would one judge that?
If there was, I am not sure how one would win. Be the last to formulate a full sentence?
How many pro athletes are you Facebook friends with?
Zero.
Favorite TV weather person?
I haven't watched the weather in yearssss. But I guess Bruce DePrest because he's from my town and I went to high school with his sons. Or maybe that hot Mexican girl that I saw a picture of on Facebook recently.
Biggest guilty pleasure song of all time?
I have many. I have no shame. I've been known to "rock" out to some 90s boy bands here and there.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Post by abrakapokus on Jan 30, 2012 20:40:36 GMT -5
Hopefully these haven't been asked.
If you had the ability to take a pill everyday forever and change one thing about yourself would you and what would it be? What if the pill made you absolutely crazy for one week a year?
Do you crush on people often? Do you ever follow through with your crushes? Have they worked out.
Would you rather be without shoes in the summer or sunglasses?
What is your catch phrase?
What teacher had the greatest impact on your life, what did they teach you?
How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
Do you think there are Aliens from other planets?
Have you ever been visited by one?
What have you not done yet, but want to, because of fear?
What quality do you have yourself that you loath in others?
What's the sweetest thing a guy can say to a girl?
How do you prefer your potatoes: baked, roasted, fried, hash-browned, tater tot-ified or mashed?
How do you like your eggs: scrambled, hard-boiled, over-easy, sunny-side up, or deviled?
Liquid or bar soap?
Lipstick or lip gloss?
Would you rather live: in a crowded place where you don't look like the locals & cannot speak their language (think: remote village in Africa) or in a big, quiet place where everybody looks like you & speaks English (think: rural Alaska or Wyoming) ...except you live alone and the nearest person lives 100mi away?
What's the most awesome ice cream flavor ever invented?
What is your favorite moment of the day? (not necessarily a time on the clock but that "aaah" moment that you love most)
Who on this board needs to STFU most?
and finally...
You & I are mixing up a special Super Fun Festival Drink to enjoy @ Hangout: what's in it and what's it called?
Do you have any stories involving things going bad in Hartford?
Besides shootings, robberies and corrupt mayors? Nope.
Why do you like the country music so much?
Many reasons. I like music where lyrics are prominent, and that is always true of country music. I really like most music that is folk inspired and obviously country is. I also have a weakness for love (or other awwe type) songs, and there are plenty of country ones. I also enjoy the instruments.
Forecastle?
I don't it. I am already over extended. Would have loved to, though.
Rain or snow, what you like better?
I do LOVE both, but I am obsessed with rain. If it's raining, I'll open my windows to hear it while I sleep. I will sit in my car after I park just to hear it pitter patter on my sunroof. And if there is thunder and lightening, it's even better. I find rain calming, yet enthralling. I think I just love the sounds of anything water- pouring rain, waves.. My favorite element, perhaps?
Do you like to play any card games?
Not really. Do drinking games once or twice a year count?
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.