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If you scratch a dog on the back, in the right spot, they will move their leg in excitement, where on you is that sweet spot?
When was the last time you took a shower with another male?
Did anybody drop the soap?
Ever have a bowel movement and when you wipe there is no stool on the toilet paper?
Would you call that a clean poo or a Teflon poo?
When was the last time you took a Poo?
What it soft or hard?
Was it formed or semi formed or liquid?
If I have diarrhea, the shits, at Roo why should I be more concerned than just having the shits at home?
When was the last time you sh!t you pants?
What were you doing at that time, besides crapping yourself?
Did any brown get on anything else beside you or your clothes?
At work one night, a coworker's patient started clapping, like the "clap on, clap off" commercials, every time they had to use the bedpan, this patient was having frequent shits and kept loosing the call bell. Now, at work, when I need to 'drop the kids off at the pool', I just look at my charge nurse and give two claps and she knows I am going to the bathroom for some brown pushing. Do you ever announce that you are going to take a crap?
Where would you have lunch first, Vortex or Front Page News?
Did you "drop a deuce" at either of these establishments?
When I was a kid we use to have cow patty wars, we would throw cow crap at each other. We never fought the neighbors, because they had horses, Do you know why we never fought that battle?
Ever look at the load you left in the toilet and think, "Man, I do not remembering having corn?"
Ever eat two bowls of lucky charms?
Did you noticed a different hue to your stool after the bowl?
When you met me on Thursday I was wearing Flip-Flops, How many toes do I have?
What was the opening band's name?
How many questions is this?
2x^2 - 16x + 30 = 0 Solve for 'x'.
When we were standing outside the Vortex waiting on a cab, Did you see me run off with that couple's camera?
Why did he not chase after me?
What color Roo-Tu are you wearing to Brunch?
Is it me or does Phi look like a young Phil Fulmer?
How do you like your eggs?
At Roo, Can I take a shower in the RV?
Can I take a poop in the RV?
With all the music talk, what food item are you looking forward to at Roo this year?
Any good foods on the under card?
Any foods go better with different music?
UNC and Duke tonight at 7pm, any advice or picks or suggestions?
Is it better to say someone fell on there pineapple or they busted there coconut?
What rhymes with Orange?
How much does Danica Patrick wrecking three cars this weekend at Daytona add to the stereotype that women are bad drivers? (She wrecked three cars, not in a 3 car wreck, but actually wrecked three of the Go-Daddy cars)
Close your eyes are say this phrase 3 times out loud:
MY DIXIE WRECKED
Did you do this loud enough to be heard in the next room?
I highly doubt that anybody is ready for your questions.
If you scratch a dog on the back, in the right spot, they will move their leg in excitement, where on you is that sweet spot?
Probably my head. Since this is you, I feel I have to clarify that I mean the one above my shoulders.
When was the last time you took a shower with another male?
Gym in middle school. The big group shower room with 30 nozzles.
Did anybody drop the soap?
Probably.
Ever have a bowel movement and when you wipe there is no stool on the toilet paper?
Yes.
Would you call that a clean poo or a Teflon poo?
Clean poo.
When was the last time you took a Poo?
This morning.
What it soft or hard?
In between.
Was it formed or semi formed or liquid?
Formed.
If I have diarrhea, the shits, at Roo why should I be more concerned than just having the shits at home?
Multiple reasons. One, your level of hygiene at Roo is commonly lower than at home, so you are not able to clean up as well. This increases the likelihood of skin irritation in your butt region and spreading whatever illness may be causing it due to not washing your hands. Two, the trots dehydrate you. More than likely, Roo is going to dehydrate you to a certain extent regardless of any precautions you may take. The two of these together can lead to trouble. Three, rest is a good idea with any illness. Rest is hard to find at Roo. Four, I would say that vendor food would not be very kind on an ill digestive system.
When was the last time you sh!t you pants?
It's been many, many years.
What were you doing at that time, besides crapping yourself?
I believe it was one of those "gambled and lost" situations.
Did any brown get on anything else beside you or your clothes?
No, it was all self contained.
At work one night, a coworker's patient started clapping, like the "clap on, clap off" commercials, every time they had to use the bedpan, this patient was having frequent shits and kept loosing the call bell. Now, at work, when I need to 'drop the kids off at the pool', I just look at my charge nurse and give two claps and she knows I am going to the bathroom for some brown pushing. Do you ever announce that you are going to take a crap?
At the current job, no. At a previous job, yes. At home, yes. Abra doesn't like to come near the bathroom after I use it.
Where would you have lunch first, Vortex or Front Page News?
Vortex had better food. Front Page News had better service. Seriously, I don't know what that hostess's problem was at Vortex.
Did you "drop a deuce" at either of these establishments?
Nope.
When I was a kid we use to have cow patty wars, we would throw cow crap at each other. We never fought the neighbors, because they had horses, Do you know why we never fought that battle?
I would assume it was due to the nature of horse poo vs. cow poo.
Ever look at the load you left in the toilet and think, "Man, I do not remembering having corn?"
Not with corn, but I have been perplexed by the presence of other foods.
Ever eat two bowls of lucky charms?
Heck yes.
Did you noticed a different hue to your stool after the bowl?
Not particularly.
When you met me on Thursday I was wearing Flip-Flops, How many toes do I have?
I didn't notice.
What was the opening band's name?
Other Lives. I must have told you this 4 times at the show.
How many questions is this?
Technically, that would be one question. If you were asking how many so far, it is 23 including this one.
2x^2 - 16x + 30 = 0 Solve for 'x'.
Divide by 2 -> x^2-8x+15 Factor -> (x-5)(x-3) Solve-> x=3 or 5
When we were standing outside the Vortex waiting on a cab, Did you see me run off with that couple's camera?
Yes. I found this especially brave since there were multiple Atlanta police officers in the vicinity.
Why did he not chase after me?
He knew you were joking. You're a very trustworthy looking guy.
What color Roo-Tu are you wearing to Brunch?
Not decided yet. Maybe green.
Is it me or does Phi look like a young Phil Fulmer?
Size maybe but not the face.
How do you like your eggs?
Over medium or scrambled.
At Roo, Can I take a shower in the RV?
Only those who are RV occupants may shower in the RV. You may be able to talk Phi into sharing though.
Can I take a poop in the RV?
Even those who are RV occupants may not poo in the RV.
With all the music talk, what food item are you looking forward to at Roo this year?
Samosas. I can get rough approximations of Spicy Pie and Prater's BBQ at home.
Any good foods on the under card?
I have to try the food trucks this year.
Any foods go better with different music?
Yeah, I think the food present can certainly affect the kind of food that you would be in the mood for.
UNC and Duke tonight at 7pm, any advice or picks or suggestions?
I don't follow basketball with enough regularity to say anything worth saying.
Is it better to say someone fell on there pineapple or they busted there coconut?
I always liked the phrase "got their bell rung"
What rhymes with Orange?
Bournge. Unfortunately, that's not a word.
How much does Danica Patrick wrecking three cars this weekend at Daytona add to the stereotype that women are bad drivers? (She wrecked three cars, not in a 3 car wreck, but actually wrecked three of the Go-Daddy cars)
No. It does add to the stereotype that Danica Patrick is overrated.
Close your eyes are say this phrase 3 times out loud:
MY DIXIE WRECKED
Did you do this loud enough to be heard in the next room?
Quack - Archer (if i'm gonna make out with a dude, he should at least be attractive.) Marry - Tyrion (it makes sense if you've read the books) Kill - Saul (he's not the best looking guy so no making out, and is a huge liar so no long term relationship.)
Whats the nastiest thing you've ever had in your mouth?
When I worked at the rehab, we had a milk cooler that was very picky in its working hours, so I have had straight rotten milk (i.e. clumpy) in my mouth several times.
Also, I went to a summer camp after fifth grade. It was for gifted kids (the nice way of saying nerds) at LMU in Harrogate, TN. There was a group of Japanese girls there as well for some other reason. One night, they made some authentic Japanese food. This would have been awesome with the adult palate I have now, but the 11 year old Southern palate I had revolted on me when I tried a pickled cherry and some kind of noodles.
Lastly, I feel I have to add every single peach flavored thing that I have ever eaten on purpose or accident. I cannot stress how much I hate them.
When I was a kid we use to have cow patty wars, we would throw cow crap at each other. We never fought the neighbors, because they had horses, Do you know why we never fought that battle?
I would assume it was due to the nature of horse poo vs. cow poo.
Just so you know, You never want to enter a poop fight, when all you got is something just a bit thicker than cake batter and your opponent has something a litter softer than eggs. Horse poop is more "formed" and makes nice ball/pellet shaped turds. A cows stool is loose and makes a "patty" when it hits the ground.
Do you masturbate more before you were married or more afterwards?
Now, does it feel better, than before?
With Bonazi and Jugs realizing(see random thoughts thread) they lived in the same neighborhood, what are the odds they have 'made out' and not known who each other were?
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Just so you know, You never want to enter a poop fight, when all you got is something just a bit thicker than cake batter and your opponent has something a litter softer than eggs. Horse poop is more "formed" and makes nice ball/pellet shaped turds. A cows stool is loose and makes a "patty" when it hits the ground.
Duly noted. I will keep this in mind in case I ever get challenged to a poop fight.
Do you masturbate more before you were married or more afterwards?
Definitely before
Now, does it feel better, than before?
It's pretty much the same.
With Bonazi and Jugs realizing(see random thoughts thread) they lived in the same neighborhood, what are the odds they have 'made out' and not known who each other were?
I see them as low for some reason. The real question is would Bonzai be more awesome for making out with Juggs or would Juggs be more awesome for making out with Bonzai.
What is your favorite thing to cook?
I like to succeed at cooking, and my hamburgers are pretty great, so they would have to be near the top. I also make breakfast for Abra almost every day I am off, and she says she likes it, so that's a good feeling.
There were cops outside the Vortex? (shit!, oops)
Yeah, there were at least two on the other side of the coned off area in the parking lot presumably due to whatever event they were going to have there. You always have to know where the police are.
Yeah, I gave them to you after the show. Somebody snagged one, I think, before you could even get them in your purse.
did you get the chicken biscuits at brunch, and how did you feel about them if so?
I got them. They were spectacular.
flops or close-toe shoes?
I like sandals but not flip flops. I don't like the thing in between my toes.
your kids favorite cartoons, and what you will actually watch with them without thinking, "good lord when will these be over?"
I will watch a bunch of their cartoons. Doofenshmirtz is not my avatar by accident. They watch mostly whatever is on Netflix Instant Watch but some recent favorites have been Skunk Fu, Spongebob, Iron Man, Rugrats All grown Up, and Liberty's Kids. Liberty's Kids is especially great because it's a PBS cartoon about the birth of the country. The older one has been watching them all the time.
I never liked Caillou, Leap Frog or Diego. Diego especially because he yells all the time. Bugs the crap out of me.
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Post by nodepression on Mar 3, 2012 22:46:01 GMT -5
As the person who first made this thread, I'm going to make a suggestion for you guys
Please stop asking so many questions, I think it discourages the flow of the thread and kind of stunts it. Stick to one at a time, make it a good one, and branch off from there.
Hey maynard, what's the worst job you've ever had?
Over winter break, I worked at a place called Allied Digital Technology. Sounds fancy, right? Wrong. They made DVDs, CDs, VHS, etc. and packaged them. I worked 12 hour shifts packaging them into their cases or the cases into boxes or whatever. One day, I spent 12 hours putting 3/4" stickers with an M on it over the bar code of 3D Home Architect. You would be surprised at how much of your brain can switch off while you still function.
I've never read any of the books. I just like the movie version of The Notebook. I watched A Walk To Remember at movie night when I worked at the rehab because one of the patients talked the others into watching it. I think I threatened to smother him in his sleep afterward because it was terrible.
***Spoilers*** Secondly, I had a co-worker who had actually read multiple Nicholas Sparks books when he was in seminary. He said that the guy doesn't die at the end of The Notebook in the book version. I think that kind of screws the ending, but that's just me.
Like 2 or 3 weeks ago, it had been raining, and I was walking from the car to the house. I set one foot on the grass and ate it instantly. The odd part was that I had a 4 inch scrape up my leg, but my pants weren't messed up at all.
Do you have any "secret" talents?
Yes, but if I told you, they wouldn't be secret anymore. ;D
Seriously though, I have a pretty awesome visual memory especially with faces. Also, I can be about 80-85% functional while still being asleep. I have repeatedly gotten in trouble with Abra because I have agreed to do something while asleep and then not done it later because I was asleep. On the other hand, I can massage her while sleeping and she doesn't have to put up with me complaining about having to do it.
I see them as low for some reason. The real question is would Bonzai be more awesome for making out with Juggs or would Juggs be more awesome for making out with Bonzai.
Very low. Bonazi doesn't make out with strangers (I like your answer, Maynard! haha)
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.