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Post by monkeymonkeyjoyjoy on May 25, 2010 23:33:39 GMT -5
...strange looking, box shaped device in the rain gutter. He knew he had to find out more, but how would he get it out of there? He looked around calmly and.....
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clap of thunder startled him. He looked up to see a menacing dark cloud coming ever so closer. At that moment he saw a bolt of lightning and heard more thunder. He knew that he must work quicklyto try and free this box from the gutter.
PJ decided the best thing to do now was to rip off the gutter and get it inside so he wouldn't have to work in the storm. Now with the section of gutter with the box lodged in it in his workshop, he could finally get to work on it.
Post by billypilgrim on May 26, 2010 12:11:23 GMT -5
So he set to work opening the box-shaped device. As he looked closer, he saw that it had tiny air-holes. Finally, he worked the lid off and there, inside the box, looking up at him lay a . . .
well, he wasn't exactly sure what it was, but it was ALIVE, but sleeping. It was about 5 inches long, iridescent green/purple/blue in color, with smooth hairless skin. It had a large head, wings and a tail. As it slept it purred like a cat.
Post by billypilgrim on May 26, 2010 18:21:57 GMT -5
But as it awoke, it grew before his very eyes and morphed into a very large, very fierce looking dragon. PJ, sensing that he was supposed to, jumped on the creatures back just as it flew up into the air. While the dragon looked fierce, it was really quite friendly, and made a cooing noise when PJ scratched it behind its . . .
Post by monkeymonkeyjoyjoy on May 26, 2010 20:14:34 GMT -5
....left nostril! "Holy QUACK!' thought PJ...my very own magic dragon! PJ pinched himself several times, just to make sure....and yep, this was really happening! All of a sudden the dragon turned its head mid-flight, looked at PJ, opened its mouth and spoke.........
Post by wolfmanjack on May 26, 2010 20:45:42 GMT -5
"Mere mortal....you should be trembling before me! I have great strength and power; yet I choose to keep you. You are the one solely responsible for awakening me from my slumber. Now what is it that you seek from me?" PJ scratched his head for a second and then spoke humbly.......
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Post by billypilgrim on May 26, 2010 21:05:44 GMT -5
Giant Dragon: With all due respect, if you were going to eat me, you would have done that by now. You invited me on this ride so you must have something in mind. You're a giant flying talking dragon. What do I bring to this party?
at that the dragon laughed...and said "PJ, you and I have always belonged to each other. It is a little more difficult for you to remember, being of mortal blood. Maybe this will help...." and as he did so, he threw back his neck and exposed a sack of corn, saying "take it and eat it. It will help you see more clearly and remember."
Post by billypilgrim on May 27, 2010 11:40:35 GMT -5
So PJ took the corn and went "nom, nom, nom." It was some tastey-ass corn and it nourished his body, mind, and soul. After a few minutes, he started getting glimpses of memories going back to his childhood, his infancy, and farther. He got to the point where he was getting glimpses of memories from a past life, when he was . . .
Post by wolfmanjack on May 27, 2010 17:36:12 GMT -5
Suddenly thrown forward! He was falling now into a giant black abyss; with his dragon friend now fading from view. Was this it?? he muttered to himself....
but then, seized by a memory that was just starting to take shape in his head, he began to be able to counter the gravity and was floating upwards. "hey dude I'm turning into Peter Pan" he chuckled to himself. As the memory solidified more he found himself better able to resist the pull of the abyss...when all of a sudden the dragon reappeared.
Post by billypilgrim on May 27, 2010 19:36:37 GMT -5
Then he realized that the corn was unlike any corn he had nommed before. His imagination was no longer imaginary. What he envisioned, he could become. What he could think of doing, he could do. Better not waste this opportunity because I don't know how long it will last. So, in order to realize a life-long desire, PJ imagined (and therefore became) . . .
that could fly. and found that through his horn shot the most magnificent of laser lights. It was greater than he had ever envisioned. But suddenly through the mist came the evil warthog.
the Warthog snorted, and replied "tis such a bubble has been blown that erase its creator lest he circle none"....and then started reciting the soliloquy from Hamlet.
Post by monkeymonkeyjoyjoy on May 27, 2010 23:03:14 GMT -5
Suddenly PJ began to feel lighter, and lighter and soon floated WAY way above Captain Twizzler, who was still lost in Hamlet. All of a sudden a pig flew up beside him and spoke. "Do tell me how you get your horn to shoot out those colors!?!"
Post by wolfmanjack on May 28, 2010 12:14:53 GMT -5
The pig chomped down on his offering....then let out an elongated snort! "PJ this corn you have brought me is MAGIC! Tell me boy...where did you get this magical corn from?".....
even the dragon seemed a distant memory as PJ tried to recall where the corn came from. Then in a moment of panic he realized that when the corn wore off that he would not have any more. He wanted to float with these creatures forever. He began to remember the dragon but had no idea where to find him. He thought that he might cry and then....
out of no where a giant glistening butterfly appeared and dropped a sack of corn into PJ's hand. "Ask and you shall recieve my boy. Just never forget me."
Post by nodepression on May 28, 2010 13:38:57 GMT -5
something terrible happened. The blue vial that appeared out of nowhere sprayed in his eyes. He thought nothing of it at first, but as he was eating a burger later on, a black ooze dripped out of his nose. He just wanted to get home and go to his own bathroom, but as he told his wife his plans, she didn't understand. Out of nowhere a crowd yelled "SURPRISE!" Pj's stomach grumbled...
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