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Post by billypilgrim on May 28, 2010 15:52:33 GMT -5
. . . and what a surprise it was. His wife and all her hot friends surrounded PJ wearing their slinkiest sexiest outfits. One particular friend, who PJ had always had his eye on, rubbed up against him and whispered breathlessly into his ear . . .
"I have the key to it all"...as she rubbed seductively against him. then she leaned back and smiled and to his horror PJ saw that she had vampire teeth. thankfully about this time the new corn that he had nommed kicked in and he was again floating peacefully with mystical creatures. suddenly he turned to his left and noticed Dr. Twizzler aka the Evil Warthog trying to lasso him with a black rope and wondered if this might be the source of the bad vibes...
Post by wolfmanjack on May 28, 2010 16:03:54 GMT -5
Using his incredible corn-induced imagination he conjured up an anvil. That anvil came crashing down on that filthy pig with lightening speed. The Mona Lisa lazy smile came across his face. Although his foe was vanquished....he felt some remorse. "I miss that dirty pig already" he said as he was beginning to slip realities once again.......
Post by nodepression on May 28, 2010 18:09:24 GMT -5
When he realized he had school the next morning. His wealthy, but very gullible parents would believe anything, so PJ set his plan. He feigned sickness and when his parents came in to check on him, he leaned over in supposed "pain" and licked his palms. Giving his mother, Jenny,a cold and clammy hand, she retreated in horror. His parents bought it, even though it was one of the worst performances of his career, and left him alone. In victory he picked up his clarinet, "never had one lesson" he said.
Post by billypilgrim on May 28, 2010 20:06:39 GMT -5
But he began to play as if he was the illegitimate love child of Benny Goodman and whoever another famous clarinet player was (there must be someone?). The music seemed to draw people and creatures to him and he realized that, just as he could control what he became and did, he could control them with this special clarinet, which as he played it morphed into, not a motherfucking rhinoceros, but a . . .
played his clarinet and wouldn't you know it, all of the rednecks in the world started jumping into baskets. they put down their Budweiser and turned away from their Nascar and followed the seductive tone of the clarinet. Within an hour every redneck in the world was secured away.
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and in a flash PJ was again a rhinoceros with a laser snout as well. A terrific battle ensued. It was more spectacular than the light saber battle between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader.
Post by hibouxdufromage on May 30, 2010 0:05:37 GMT -5
giant robot incarnation of Toby Keith in disguise! He pulled out a guitar with a giant Ford sticker on it, played the only 3 chords he knew and the World Redneck Basket began to...
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pandemonium reigned supreme and to his horror, PJ saw a procession of warthogs carrying Carrie Underwood on a chair throne chanting..."hail our queen" - when from out of nowhere came Grace Potter with an army of dragons and rhinos shooting lasers, ready to reclaim her throne
Post by hibouxdufromage on May 30, 2010 22:46:54 GMT -5
Then the nothing that Carrie Underwood morphed into morphed into a shoulder-mounted howitzer, which Grace Potter picked up and launched a couple of rounds at the yellow robot trying to destroy the story, who involuntarily morphed into an explosion, and the little yellow pieces of robot morphed into krumkake, which the warthogs promptly devoured, not knowing that eating them would make them morph into...
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Daryl Hall and Chromeo, the Flaming Lips and the Black Keys all sharing the What stage late night in a show of solidarity, to unite the divided Bonnarroo masses so that peace could be restored in Roodom. PJ was invited onstage....
Post by monkeymonkeyjoyjoy on May 31, 2010 19:46:35 GMT -5
where he became SO very excited that he began to turn BRIGHT, bright yellow! He did not notice, due to the fact that about 50 naked ladies began to dance onto the stage with Wayne Coyne leading all of them.....
Post by hibouxdufromage on May 31, 2010 22:46:22 GMT -5
...into the waiting jaws of GOR GOR! As Oderus laughed maniacally, Balsac the Jaws of Death was seen whispering to a stripper wearing a Richard Nixon mask, who subsequently...
Post by billypilgrim on Jun 1, 2010 12:14:47 GMT -5
. . . down swooped the giant butterfly. "I told you not to forget me. Did you heed my words, PJ?" PJ responded, "I think so. It's hard though because my story has become a bit disjointed. I feel like a character in a book where the author doesn' t have a single, unifying theme." "Don't worry about that," replied the butterfly. Whenever you feel that way, nom some more corn. When you run out. Call me. And one more thing you must always remember . . ."
Post by hibouxdufromage on Jun 1, 2010 14:27:19 GMT -5
"Never, EVER draw silly faces in the bottom of helicopters. When they take off and you see the silly faces, you'll start laughing and combined with the wind generated by the propeller blades, you will surely hyperventilate and die. So don't do that." "Well, FINE! Thanks for nothing, big dumb butterfly!" PJ replied and stormed off in a huff, when all of a sudden a hand made of roots sprung out of the ground and backhanded PJ's butt...
PJ spun around, only to see the hand sprouting leaves and the most maginificent of blossoms. One particularly large blossom sprung forth from the middle finger - as the bud grew, it became larger and larger until it opened like a lotus flower - and sitting in the middle was...
Post by hibouxdufromage on Jun 2, 2010 1:34:33 GMT -5
...the ghost of Ronnie James Dio! He stood up, raised a jeweled goblet in one hand and threw up the metal horns in the other, and began to sing these words:
