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That is the second time the Genie has misunderstood me! WTF! and zubaz pants are coming back!? when did they go away? As for John Lennon still being alive, Granted and I have nothing sarcastic to say about that.
I wish Fried Chicken was fat free and cured cancer.
Granted but now steak causes erectile dysfunction, bacon gives you explosive diarrhea, traffic lights cause you to have elliptic seizures and eating ice cream makes your favorite football team have a losing season.
I wish Scrog would not only pay my way to Burning Man but also Chauffeur me across the country to the event.
Granted, my Motto is asss or gas, nobody rides for free. Since I am paying for the gas, and your asss is not my type, you will be my personal ball washer, and this job requires you to not use your hands, but only your lips and tounge. I like my balls washed at least three times a day and double that on the weekends.
Granted but you will have to live your life in a polyamorous relationship which involves weekly foam parties with a 3/4 inch member. Take that as you will.
Granted. You don't really exist, and neither does your alter ego outside of Scrogville. Having to tell all the children this across the world causes so much pain and suffering that the children never learn to smile. As the years go by, newborn children are faced with a smileless world and even the great Mike D can not save what Scrog has done to us all. I tried to fight, but it was just too much. I die from exhaustion and world will never know a smile again. Cmon Scrog, I thought you were a better person than that.
I wish we could all stop wishing for such negative things in this game
if you look i'm sure you'd see that nothing's really as it seems and soon enough you'd realize you promise more than you'll provide the substance that we're hoping for will always leave us needing more we're calloused til we cannot feel the only moments that were real
Granted but the hyperdrive fails on your maiden voyage. Leaving you floating aimlessly in space, while a glitch in the communications system causes this to repeatedly play on all screens and speakers...
I wish I could find One Eyed Willie's treasure?
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Post by s to the p on Aug 16, 2010 21:04:42 GMT -5
Granted.... but this person obesseively does your laundry every day and steals all of your underwear, which means you're stuck with only one pair for the rest of your life, hope they're at least a cute pair!
I wish I had unlimited frequent flyer miles giving me free flights to any show/festival i want to go to.
if you look i'm sure you'd see that nothing's really as it seems and soon enough you'd realize you promise more than you'll provide the substance that we're hoping for will always leave us needing more we're calloused til we cannot feel the only moments that were real
Wish granted. Now instead of credit cards in the mail, you get big, angry vikings who show up on your doorstep and give you large sacks of unmarked bills...after they um...shall we say...pillage your village.
I wish everybody in the Arcade was going to Camp Reggae!
Post by monkeymonkeyjoyjoy on Aug 18, 2010 10:09:27 GMT -5
Granted - however now I have a schlong, thanx to YOU KNOW WHO....hehe, and I end up chasing you around with it alll weekend! (hehehe.....wow Scrog....hehehe!)
Granted, but now I have to always grant you the wish you wished for and can no longer find creative ways to make wishes for you and can not venture away form your wishes. This leads to Scrog boredom. The creativity dries up and I lose my simple, yet perverted comic edge. The Arcade suffers from this, as the loss of creativity spreads, before you know the Arcade is dried up and is no longer interesting and fun.
I wish to see MMJJ chase Holls with a dick, which just happens to have a nipple(aka a dipple) on it.
Granted, but now across the street of every Bed & Breakfast there is a Chair and Lunch, Dinner. Which is the cool place to stay, the world becomes restless because everybody goes to the C & LD and not to the B & B. that cause a world of no sleep, because "you can't sleep in the chair."
I wish there was Teleportation, so I could teleport to Black Rock City and not have to drive across the country.
Wish granted, but the ticket is stuck in the nastiest, stankest, dirtiest, feces filled, porta-potty known to the world of portos and the only way to retrieve it is head first.
I wish I could get out of the Arcade and finish packing
granted -- it's a huge party and all your friends rode their unicorns in from all over the country. there is hardly enough glitter, rainbows, and beer to go around. everyone is having an awesome time until the cops show up at 2 a.m., bust the party up, and cite you for multiple statute violations of the city and county unicorn parking and zoning codes. The fine is so steep you have to sell your unicorn, your best friend, to pay for the fine and you go through a dark period of depression.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride. " Raoul Duke
Post by s to the p on Aug 29, 2010 13:21:13 GMT -5
granted, but every time you use it you sleep with a new girl after transporting, which gives you a new STD each time, causing everyone in the hot tub with you to also get those diseases since they travel easily through the water. YUCK
I wish that all of my credit card debt and student loans would go away.
if you look i'm sure you'd see that nothing's really as it seems and soon enough you'd realize you promise more than you'll provide the substance that we're hoping for will always leave us needing more we're calloused til we cannot feel the only moments that were real
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