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Post by bonnarichert on Jan 11, 2011 9:11:25 GMT -5
Granted, you won it 355 million...you decide to pay for all infooroosters to go all access this year...To your suprise it only cost 354,999,999. but it was worth every penny...right?
and for the record. If I win the lottery, I will contact total access and request 6 buses. 1 for me by myself (i cant sleep with weezers / snorers), 1 for family, 1 for friends, then I would have a lottery to select 12 inforoo members (+1 friend / family) to do total access.
Post by Vector Viking on Jan 14, 2012 13:35:23 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you get added to the starting lineup mere hours before a lockout and end up as a statistic that only Lowerdeck will ever notice. I wish I had a prehensile tail.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Granted! but just before you get there you get a double ear infection that renders you temproarily totally deaf for the enitre time, and you make a complete recovery 3 minutes after the last song of the last set.
I wish my friends and family chipped in and hired Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Julian Lennon and Eric Clapton for my birthday party to play Beatles songs for my party all night at one of my favorite spots
Post by Vector Viking on Jan 20, 2012 15:50:33 GMT -5
True, but they forget their instruments and drink all the beer, wine, and liquor; leaving your friends and family sober, pissed off, and broke. So you get disowned by your family and everyone defriends you on facebook. Then you find out that you caught gonnasyphiherpelaids. Some genies aren't just sarcastic, they're downright hateful. I wish more people understood the law of reciprocity.
Wish granted, But in doing so, they also fell for theories by Jung and Freud and Bandura, and now everyone is a hermit because the Id is a truly horrible place and they don't want to realize that deep down inside, they are mean, instinctual creatures.
Wish granted. You got there. You go VV! Just as Thom takes the stage, a bouncer points you out for being "too hip" and drags you out of the venue before Radiohead's first song.
Wish granted Someone arrives with an M83 Airsoft Rifle and his idea of playing at Bonnaroo is pelting you nonstop for an entire set. Congratulations, enjoy the welts.
Granted. You own 1,000 acres and have a financial backer to book anyone you want for the first one. A blank checkbook. But the day before the festival, the United States government outlaws live music forever.
Post by Vector Viking on Jan 25, 2012 21:49:12 GMT -5
Wish granted, but someone put a whole bunch of laxative in the pizza sauce. Hope you don't have any plans for the next day or two. I wish I could find my big tub o' gatorade mix.
1-1-12 Bassnectar NYE SHOW! 1-21-12 G. Love and Special Sauce 3-1-12 Radiohead 3-9-12 Experience Hendrix 5-15-12 Jack White @ The Ryman 6-7-12 Bonnaroo 6-19-12 Roger Waters presents "THE WALL" 7-7-12 Ringo Starr's 72nd Birthday Party Extravaganza at the Ryman
Wish granted, but you feed it after midnight and unknowingly turn it into a gremlin. And it eats your face off and multiplies - completely massacring every musician and attendee of the fest.
I wish I had 3 wives who all live with me and are all subordinate perfect 10's in every sense of the word.
Granted, you get home after your 4-way wedding, broke as hell now thanks to those 3 nice rings and a reception for 4 families, only to find out polygamy is illegal. Due to several other run-ins with the law, you are deported to Iran where you are forced to be the "wife" of the secretly gay prince. He finds out you were deported for polygamy and you two live happily ever after with his two current "wives".
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat in the back of a 64 Impala!!!!!
Post by Vector Viking on Jan 29, 2012 16:05:16 GMT -5
Wish granted, and you even have plush seats to hold you up in yo six-fo. Then the first time you take it for a spin, a cop runs the license, sees that it's stolen, and you go to the slamma for grand larceny. The rabbit has to go to the animal shelter. I wish I had a pair of rocket boots.
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but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
