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Post by popetasticperson on Jul 24, 2010 0:04:56 GMT -5
today at work i was bored as all hell and stocking up some hotdogs. it was one of those 'blah' moments, where you're reminded of just how boring your life really is. i looked down to my bonnaroo wristband, though, and it reminded me of something i learned at tenacious D this year: what would jack black do?
well i don't really know. probably pull out a guitar and literally rock the hotdogs onto the shelves. i didn't have a guitar nor sufficient badassery to animate inanimate objects...so i started singing the oscar meyer weiner song. people started staring, so i retreated into my head and figured it could use some improvements. so i wrote a rap song about oscar meyer weiners.
yo yo yo check it out now bro oscar meyer weiners 'doh ...i'm so fresh and so fly see me on the aisle, just can't pass me by my homies are balogna and cheese but they ain't got nuttin on deeze i'm old school an O G i was already plump and yummywhen you was still in yo mamas tummy O to the S to the C-A-R you eat me and you'll go far M to the E to the Y-E-R weiners like me don't come in no jar put me on a bun, hun and let's have us some fun some mustard and some relish have you cravin me like a fetish you wish you were an oscar meyer weiner won't find no thugs any meaner dem hoes know that i'm the best the latest tastiest dog on the block watch out or you'll get yo ass clocked throw me on the grill brew in hand, it's time to chill VIP at the barbeque the people wanting me ain't no few errbody wants a bite last one left will start a fight buns ketchup and chow how hit yo taste buds like pow! pow! perfect way to complete the feast when you comin hungry, like a wild beast i'm packed full of assorted meats pork, chicken, turkey, and beef healthy i'm not nutrition i ain't got but i'll tell ya what, i really hit the spot grilled boiled or just plain cold i'm straight up GOLD, Jerry, GOLD! they make me with a mold pack the meat tight to make it hold if we butt heads i sure won't fold see me in the club sittin on dubs chillin like a villain 2pac on my subs oscar meyer weiners for life if i could, i'd make one my wife PEACE!
so the question is, how has bonnaroo made a lasting impact on you? for me, my wristband serves as a constant reminder and evidence that i have truly lived. whenever i start sweating small stuff, getting stressed or bored at work, anything like that, i can just look down at my wrist and get some perspective.
before bonnaroo, i would have just grumbled insults under my breath at the hotdogs. now i can say, hey, it's all good! and find some way to make it a joke.
Post by indigrainbow on Jul 24, 2010 0:17:22 GMT -5
you like to have fun well you like to have fun you dont know what you missing til you had my innards on a bun yeah you like the oscar meyer weiner but i say all your sausages from vienna teeny tiny come in a can you cant stop me im the frankfurter man oh, hollandaise, hollandaise i spread all my hotdogs with hollandaise you can step up front with your two-bite praise but i be laughin' that my dogs'll feed an army for days youre just a byproduct guy you cant tell me no lie i sell all the proof all you sell is hoof word
After having my piece of crap 10' Roo wristband fall off today I can only remember 08' and 09' which somehow have remained through the past two years. This years wristbandsd pissed me off.
“What it comes down to for me is this: Will the technologies of communication in our culture, serve to enlighten us and help us to understand one another better, or will they deceive us and keep us apart?---Roger Waters
