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inability to make decisions...

he looked to the left, he looked to the right,

He started observing the cars that whizzed past him,

go wherever one of these passing cars will take him.

for about an hour until it finally stopped and

made of marshmallows and...

and found that it wasn't refreshing at all. It was bitter and caused him to choke and gasp. "What the hell is this sh*t?", he said.

Alas, the clear liquid and somehow transformed into rich dark coco chocolate. Good thing he was not his step mom, for she had an allergy to chocolate. He continued to walk and explore when suddenly a strange little....

..salamanders. He laughed and said, "I got a lot of salamanders, I'm going to make some soup! You like soup boy??" He began to laugh menacingly. The boy looked at the little man and...

...mustard ;mustard is our staple food here, we eat it all the time. Mustard sandwiches, mustard soup, mustard shakes. MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD!!!" The little boy stared at him with an unsure look..."What is the place...? Where am I.....

...saw Ron Jeremy and Oprah walking together and they were...

Dr. Phil's bald head. Oprah thought it was a good idea, but Ron was not so sure. They saw the boy and decided to ask him. "You there, boy in the street" Oprah called out, "could you help us with a decision we are trying to make?"

..."Of course you should rub the mustard on his head, but only if you recite this phrase.."It puts the mustard on its skin or else it goes the hose again." Oprah looked at the little boy with horror. "Don't you know what happens when you say that cursed phrase here????!You must be crazy!" The little boy was confused for he thought everyone said that when rubbing mustard on there skin."What happens????" he asked..

"Nookie" by Limp Bizzzzzkit...