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Saw a bald old guy with a hippie poncho wacking it into a canteen, during mmj. I was pretty disturbed and alittle bit pissed. Then the next night some girl was running around in the pitch dark asking randoms if she could bite them.. One guy was like "umm how hard?" and then he ran away screaming before she had the chance to takea bite. Then I see her run up to a guy with a suit with a bunch of beanie baby bears attached to it, she asked him if she could bite one of his bears and the guy turns around, ends up being the poncho wackoff guy from mmj!
Good god. The things people do during MMJ shows... one of my friends just straight up said "fuck it" at MMJ in 08 while it was raining, didn't want to lose his spot, and proceeded to piss his swim trunks (I was either at Superjam or camp, but this is what he and his girlfriend told me). He was drunk the entire weekend. Then, the next night, he starts rummaging through my backpack at Sigur Ros... I'm like "Uh, why are you going through my bag?" He says "Don't worry about it, Ty." I just stand there and watch him rummaging through my bag, and my other friends start noticing and laughing their donkeys off... he'd forgotten he had his backpack on his own back, and was going through mine (which was resting against the front of my legs) looking for god knows what. He provided some of the funniest Leno I've ever seen in my life, that weekend. What makes it even better, is he's a really mellow, laid back, level headed, classically trained pianist lol. But good god, did we have a blast raging at Metallica.
Post by Whatsnew_c on Jun 19, 2011 12:53:41 GMT -5
No but i did see a Sha man walking around the entire time. I watched him for a few days and saw him drink a sleeping girls water and then possibly steal a bag of her stuff. I have pics of him.
hmmm... this makes me not want to post his picture. i'm already glad i had forgo'd taking old pink tutu dudes at the festival - seemed too secure in that thing you know what i mean
No but i did see a Sha man walking around the entire time. I watched him for a few days and saw him drink a sleeping girls water and then possibly steal a bag of her stuff. I have pics of him.
some random guy that stopped by our camp wanted to talk to the shaman i wonder if it was the same one.
ours seemed really cool. the guy we were with had no idea what a shaman was though it was really weird though haha.
one of my friends just straight up said "fuck it" at MMJ in 08 while it was raining, didn't want to lose his spot, and proceeded to piss his swim trunks
Pissed my shorts @ Phish show last summer...twice. Didn't want to deal with the lines, man. My shorts weren't of the swimming variety, either. Everybody was so drenched in sweat that it really didn't matter. Baby wiped down back at camp and I was as good as new...
Edit: Second time today I found an appropriate place to mention this little factoid. Weird.
To me this is way way way over the line. Everyone is very open and accepting, but this would totally be way over the line for me and I might punch someone in the head.
one of my friends just straight up said "fuck it" at MMJ in 08 while it was raining, didn't want to lose his spot, and proceeded to piss his swim trunks
Pissed my shorts @ Phish show last summer...twice. Didn't want to deal with the lines, man. My shorts weren't of the swimming variety, either. Everybody was so drenched in sweat that it really didn't matter. Baby wiped down back at camp and I was as good as new... Edit: Second time today I found an appropriate place to mention this little factoid. Weird.
Suddenly, the whole canteen thang doesn't seem so gross.
Pissed my shorts @ Phish show last summer...twice. Didn't want to deal with the lines, man. My shorts weren't of the swimming variety, either.
Wow, I'm going to have to reconsider going to Phish shows in the future. I mean, I like getting peed on as much as the next guy, but not by a stranger in a crowd!
Phish shows. 99% pointless but possibly amazing noodling 1% some guy in the crowd pissing his shorts to avoid the lines
Post by myxomattosis on Jun 21, 2011 5:59:54 GMT -5
While waiting for NIN to begin in 09, a guy close to me managed to piss in a bottle without anyone noticing. He made us aware of it afterwards by holding up his piss bottle for everyone around to see. I still don't know how he managed to do that, the dude was like a ninja.
Well I'm not totally bald and I had no beanies hanging all over me but, I was in the line for MMJ to get into the pits on the right side of the stage, and yes I did water down that nice wall over there a little. I just said, 'Dude care to move over a tad? I gotta water the wall". This was right in front of those people sitting down next to the line kinda beside those bleachers. No one said anything and if I had saw anyone trying to get a peak I would have turrned and let em watch cause I really had to go! Maybe even asked them if they wanted to help.
A few minutes later another dude started complaing about needing to go, I said I just did go for it, but i guess he was to shy cause he held it the entire time.
I saw so many guys peeing on trees/walls. No shame. Just whipped it right out. My friends saw the lunging pisser! He stopped mid-stride, lunged down, and peed on the ground right out of his shorts. They told me about it through tears of laughter all weekend.
I saw the lunging pisser myself. It was during the day and he was only about 15-20 yards from the portos too. From a distance I just thought he was f-cked up and doing some kind of pose but then I got closer and I was like 'No fekkin way!'.
I thought the voiding al fresco was way down at Roo this year. The only time I have really seen it in years past was after dark.
Funniest time that I have seen in 4 years was 2010 when NEEDTOBREATHE played Thursday night at The Other Tent. They are a Christian band and a lot of well dressed 'day pass types' turned out to see them. I stayed for a few songs and I kept seeing all these wholesome looking girls come out of the crowd and pissing in plain view right beside the fence that runs along the backstage area behind the tent. One group of 4-5 were even wearing laminates. I wondered if that was the band's girlfriends. That was trippy.
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I saw so many guys peeing on trees/walls. No shame. Just whipped it right out.
This is all too common, anywhere really. Get a bunch of drunk guys around, this will happen.
I saw Dave Matthews two years ago in Hartford. I was near the back wall of the lawn, and a security person told me I shouldn't sit up in that area since people frequently piss against the wall.
I'd personally be way too paranoid to do something like that out in the open. Dark out, nobody around, somewhere in a vacant area of Pod 6 near Day Parking ... maybe. What Stage people everywhere, hell no.
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Post by mizvalentine on Jun 24, 2011 10:49:28 GMT -5
I am all for dudes pissing outside, at least when the porto lines are at their peak. You're gonna do it ten beers later anyway, might as well do us ladies a solid and keep the lines short.
Personally I'm not sure how anyone could lounge on the ground at Roo. In my mind, every inch of that ground is covered in piss, pesticide, spit and any number of other bodily fluids... not that that bothers me, but I'm not gonna lie down in it. Especially near the fence or under the trees.
As far as dudes peeing in public...I was on a gig two summers ago, really long set, where the bass player pissed into a beer bottle, on stage, behind his bass. Not a soul noticed, not the full house audience or rest of the band, and he didn't miss a note. That, my friends, is olympic-level public urination.
Post by Whoreshack on Jun 24, 2011 11:24:45 GMT -5
I really hope none of you here were fond of the slip n' slides at roo... 'cause where you finished up face first in the grass was a urinal each previous night.
At Superjam, I was looking for my friends and had just come from Band Of Joy.
Some dude was sitting on the sand and I happened to turn around at the wrong moment, because he was sitting and just pulled his one short leg way up and proceeding to spray piss all over himself and the ground he was sitting on.
Some girl screamed and said "DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING IT ON YOURSELF" and the guy looked at her like she was speaking Mandarin. Just put his buddy back in his home and laid on the ground, yes the same ground he just pissed on.
I came back to my campsite around 5am to find one of our obnoxious trashy neighbors pissing behind my car. Our tent and shade tent were like 5 feet from her. Piss behind your own car beotch!
Then the next night some girl was running around in the pitch dark asking randoms if she could bite them.. One guy was like "umm how hard?" and then he ran away screaming before she had the chance to takea bite. Then I see her run up to a guy with a suit with a bunch of beanie baby bears attached to it, she asked him if she could bite one of his bears and the guy turns around, ends up being the poncho wackoff guy from mmj! 
